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Centaurus
30th Jun 2012, 13:22
In my career I have flown with many flying instructors, and like most pilots, I remember my first flight quite vividly. It was in a Lockheed Hudson flown by Captain Harry Purvis AFC, and which took place at Camden near Sydney in 1949. Harry was a highly experienced and well known pilot who had flown with Charles Kingsford Smith in the Southern Cross. I sat on the metal floor of the Hudson and suffered the pain of blocked ears because no one told me how to relieve the internal pressure. It was two years later before I had saved enough money to take my first dual trip in a Tiger Moth. The instructor had a thick European accent which was exacerbated by his bellowing unintelligable orders down the Gosport tube. The flight was a disaster and I didn't learn a thing.

Determined to learn to fly, I saved more money and had another go. This time the instructor was a kindly man called Bill Burns. Bill was a wartime pilot who had flown in New Guinea and now worked for Qantas as their flight safety manager. He sent me solo after eight hours of excellent instruction. Shortly after, I joined the RAAF to be a pilot, and it was during my early training that I first met Flight Lieutenant Sidney Gooding DFC. He had been a Lancaster pilot in World War 2, and after the surrender of Japan in 1945, had stayed in the RAAF, and was posted to Japan as part of the Allied Occupation forces. There he flew Mustangs and an occasional Spitfire. Later he flew Lincoln bombers against the communist terrorists in Malaya, after which he returned to Australia to become a QFI (qualified flying instructor).

The Korean war began to hot up in 1951 and as pilot recruiting increased, Sid, along with other experienced former wartime pilots, was posted to the instructional staff at RAAF Base Uranquinty near Wagga, in NSW. Uranquinty had been turned into a migrant reception area in the early post war years, and when in 1952 the decision was made to return the aerodrome to full Air Force control, it became No 1 BFTS (Basic Flying Training School.)

At the time, I was one of 45 trainee pilots on No 8 Post War Pilot's Course and after initial training at Point Cook and Archerfield, we were sent to Uranquinty in April 1952 to start our basic training on Tiger Moths and Wirraways. There, my instructor was Flight Sergeant Vernon Jackson, who had previously flown Dakotas. Vern was a real gentleman and a fine instructor who eventually retired many years later as a Group Captain. Fifty years later, we still keep in touch. There was a wealth of experience among these pilots with most having flown operational tours on Beaufighters, Bostons, and Mosquitos. Others had flown Liberators, Hudsons and Spitfires. Apart from the inevitable bad tempered instructor that is encountered sooner or later at all flying training establishments, including the airlines, we were fortunate to encounter dedicated and keen men who actually enjoyed instructing.

Besides flying, Sid Gooding gave class room lectures on airmanship. Our first impression was of a genial smiling man with a battered pipe and wry sense of humour. On his uniform was the purple and white striped ribbon of the Distinguished Flying Cross. We all wondered how he had won this decoration for bravery, but in those days it was not the done thing to ask. His officer's cap was set at a rakish angle and he looked entirely at ease. Conforming to RAAF discipline and good manners, the class stood up as he entered the room. He would thank us for the gesture and tell us to be seated. After introducing himself, Sid unfolded a large blueprint and pinned it to the blackboard. With a grave expression he then explained that he enjoyed inventing things, and that the blueprint was of a pair of steam driven roller skates, with a tiny firebox built into the heels and the wheels driven by pistons rather like a locomotive. To a stunned classroom of trainee pilots he went into the details of its design. This was far better than the dry formula of aerodynamics or the study of saturated adiabatic lapse rates, and Sid soon got our attention. Five minutes later, he put away his blueprint and talked about the real subject of his lecture, which was carburettor icing on Tiger Moths and Wirraways.

Each lecture would be preceded by the blueprint of yet another invention, before getting on to more serious matters such as cockpit drills, propeller swinging, thunderstorm penetration, engine handling and aircraft captaincy. One strange invention that Sid produced was a Phillips electric shaver head, manually operated via a flexible wire cable. The blueprint showed one end of the cable connected to the shaver, while the other end was attached to a large rubber sucker. Sid explained that while flying a Lincoln bomber, an inboard engine would be closed down, and the propeller feathered. As the aircraft slowed down, the cable would be cast out of a window and an attempt made to lassoo the sucker to the spinner of the stopped engine. If this was successful, the engine was restarted and the rotation of the spinner would allow the cable to turn the blades of the shaver, and on long flights the crew could all have a shave. To this day, I never knew if Sid was serious or having us on! But I do know that no one ever went to sleep in Sid's lectures, for fear of missing the good gen on airmanship or his inventions.

Each instructor was allotted four students, and those that had drawn Sid were indeed fortunate, as he proved to be kind and patient with the most backward students. In the back of our minds was the constant worry of being scrubbed from flying because of perceived lack of ability. Those unfortunates who failed flying tests, were posted away to undergo a navigator's course at East Sale, while others were discharged from the RAAF and sent to back civilian life. I was nineteen years old, and with no home and no job to return to, the prospect of being scrubbed was terrifying and made me work all the harder. But with a good instructor in the back seat and the willingness to burn the midnight oil, the chances of not making the grade were greatly reduced. Sid's students were usually successful, while Vern Jackson's expert tuition set the framework for my eventual graduation as a pilot. This was despite my next instructor at the Advanced Flying Training School at Point Cook who was a real screamer. However, fortune smiled upon me, and I received my wings in December 1952.

On one occasion I flew a Wirraway with Sid on a low level navigation exercise. We flight planned from Uranquinty to Tocumwal, which was a RAAF airfield on the NSW and Victoria border. In those days, the airfield was a vast storage depot for war surplus Mustangs, Liberators, and other types. Sid had done this trip with his other students, and having noticed the absence of guards around the base, he decided to liberate the navigator's astrodome on a Liberator (which I thought was a neat choice of words), and use it as punch bowl at home. We flew at 200 ft across the countryside and after landing, Sid disappeared armed with a crash axe and screwdriver. While I kept an eye open for roving guards, Sid found a suitable Liberator, and wary of red back spiders, carefully removed the astrodome. The immediate problem was where to stow it in the Wirraway. It was too bulky to fit through the fuselage access door, so one of us would have to hold it on our lap in flight. This was solved by Sid removing the instructor's detachable stick from the rear cockpit (which was normal procedure for solo flying from the front seat) and flying as a passenger, rather than as an instructor.

After clipping on his parachute, and settling awkwardly into the rear seat, he managed to wrap both arms around the precious astrodome and hold it on his knees. I strapped into the front seat and started the engine. With the rear control column stowed, Sid warned me that I was in command and for Christ's sake don't prang the aircraft, as there was no way he could take over control if something went wrong. This was a potential court martial offence, and so, probably, was the removal of an astrodome from Her Majesty's Liberator bomber! Sid, however, was determined to have his punch bowl.

The flight home at 200 feet was uneventful, and I had almost forgotten that Sid was aboard until a quiet voice from the rear seat exhorted me to land real carefully and try not to ground loop after touch-down. To our mutual relief, the landing was a smooth three-pointer on home turf, and afterwards Sid wrote in my hate sheet (student pilot progress report) that I was now qualified to carry out solo, low level navigation flights.

After graduation from Point Cook, I did a short spell on Mustangs and Vampires before being posted to fly Lincolns with No.10 Squadron at Townsville. The Lincoln was a more powerful version of the well known Lancaster four engine heavy bomber. Among the aircrew were veterans of bombing raids over Europe, including navigators, gunners and radio operators wearing the gold eagle badge of the Pathfinders. While collecting my tropical kit and parachute at the clothing store, I was surprised and delighted to run into Sid Gooding again. He had been with the squadron for a few months as the QFI and was responsible for the conversion of new crews to the Lincoln. He congratulated me on receiving my pilot's wings, and said I was on the roster to fly with him on the Anzac Day ceremonial flypast over several North Queensland towns.

When we met, he was exchanging a scorched and battered flying helmet and goggles for a new set. On seeing my raised eyebrows, he pointed across the airfield to the burnt out wreckage of a Lincoln bomber. Sid had been converting an experienced Dakota pilot and while demonstrating a landing with one propeller feathered, he got into difficulty when the aircraft drifted off the runway just before touch down. Sid decided to go around, and applied full power on the remaining three Rolls Royce engines. Even with full rudder applied he was unable to stop the Lincoln from yawing into the dead engine. He managed to keep it in the air for the next 20 seconds before the left wing tip hit a power pole and spun the huge aircraft into the ground. The three crew members aboard managed to escape from the wreckage before it went up in flames. Just before it blew up, Sid was about to return to the wreckage to find his wallet, which had dropped from his pocket as he ran. Fortunately, he had second thoughts on the matter, because 2000 gallons of fuel from the ruptured tanks ignited and the aircraft became an inferno. The only casualty was the radio operator who broke his nose during the final impact.

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Asymmetric Overshoot gone wrong

Sid returned to the scene of the accident the next day, and posed for the unit photographer. The photo was a classic. It reminded me of the scene of a lion hunter posing, rifle in hand, and with one foot placed triumphantly on the dead beast. In this case Sid had one foot on the wreckage of the Lincoln, his pipe in hand, and service cap jauntily tilted on his head. The caption was "All my own work ! ".

When I first arrived on the squadron I had 280 flying hours in my log book and the CO briefed me that I could expect to fly for 300 hours as a second pilot before being given a take-off or landing. At the end of that time, I would be checked out to fly in command on local flying. At a later stage I would be given my own crew (consisting of seven men) and become qualified to take part in anti-submarine operations. Contrast this with the major airlines where seniority ruled supreme and 15 years to first command was the norm.

While building hours on the Lincoln I flew with captains of varying abilities, but my favourite was Sid Gooding. In later years as an instructor I tried to model my own technique around his patient and laid back approach. His helpful attitude was in marked contrast to that of the many supercilious and pompous check captains that I encountered in my airline career.

Anzac Day 1953, and Sid and his crew (with myself as second dickey) got airborne in Lincoln A73-10, for a fly-past over North Queensland country towns. It would culminate in a low run down the main street of Cairns over the ranks of marching war veterans. Seconds after lift off, the starboard outer engine lost cooling glycol, and Sid asked me to feather the propeller. It was inconceivable that we should turn back and abandon the fly-pasts, and in any case RAAF reputation depended on our presence in the skies over North Queensland, on this day of national importance.

We flew over several country towns with No 4 engine feathered, finally passing low over the Cenotaph at Cairns, dead on time. Engine failures on the Lincolns were not unusual and I became quite used to flying with one engine stopped. One day Sid gave me the controls for take off. I was delighted to have a go, and managed to keep straight with much juggling of throttles and rudders. The Lincoln was a tail wheel aircraft, and therefore prone to swinging both on take off and landing. The technique was to lead with both port throttles until the rudders came effective, then increase to full power on all four engines. As the tail came up, gyroscopic forces acting through the propellers, were countered with judicious use of rudder. I had been used to this in the Mustang, so it was no big deal to keep the Lincoln straight down the runway. However, as this was my first take off in a Lincoln, Sid talked me around the circuit and with quiet encouragement also talked me through my first landing in this big bomber. It bounced a few times, but ran straight and I felt on top of the world.

In that era it was considered good manners to thank the captain for giving away the landing, although that old world courtesy seems to have disappeared in modern times. Certainly I never saw it happen in the airlines. As we taxied back to the tarmac, I thanked Sid for giving me the take off and landing. "That's quite alright, Sergeant", he replied -
"It was a pleasure".

The years passed, and I heard that Sid had left the RAAF to become a school teacher. Faced with the inevitable desk job, I too, regretfully left the RAAF after 18 happy years. The pages of my log books became filled with civilian flying hours, and on reaching age 60 I was faced with compulsory retirement from flying Boeings. To earn a crust, I renewed my instructor rating and did occasional work as a flight simulator instructor. Then from a colleague came the news that Sid had retired from teaching and lived in Numurkah in country Victoria. I found his address and was soon on the phone. His voice brought back happy memories of our flights together nearly forty years ago.

Sid was nearing 80, and his sight was fast fading. He welcomed my suggestion that I should fly up see him, saying that he would arranged a picnic for my arrival at a nearby airstrip. The next day was sunny, and I track crawled at 2000 ft to Numurkah. None of this one-in-sixty rule for me! Circling the airstrip, I could see two people with a car waiting in the shade of some trees. The wind was calm and the touch down slightly bouncy. After many hours on Boeings, I still had trouble nailing the round out in light aircraft. As I climbed from the Cherokee, I recognized Sid immediately. He looked younger than his real age, although by now his hair was white. Having said that, I felt conscious of my own balding head and middle aged spread. We talked of old times, and I mentioned that I had a photograph of him standing on the wreckage of his crashed Lincoln. He asked me to examine the photo closely to see if his wallet was there. I thought that with time, I must have imagined the story of Sid's wallet, but happily it was still true. .
[While Doreen his wife arranged the sandwiches and tea, I asked Sid how he had won the DFC. He said that he had been on a 1000 bomber night raid over Germany, when another Lancaster collided with his aircraft. With part of the right wing torn away, and the outboard engine demolished, Sid needed full rudder and aileron to hold height. He considered jettisoning his bombs and returning home, but realized that this meant flying back into the outbound bomber stream. A mid air collision was a certainty in the dark, so he decided it would be safer to continue to the target with his crippled Lancaster than risk a turn back. His big worry was that if a German night fighter locked on to him, he would be unable to take evasive action. In the event, he dropped his bombs on the target, and returned safely after flying seven hours with full control deflection. For this he was awarded the DFC.

As we talked, it was clear that his eyesight was bad, because he was unable to see the photographs that I brought with me. He told me that his wife read books to him, and sometimes he obtained talking books from a Melbourne library. The time came to say farewell, and on impulse, I asked Sid would he like to come on a short joy flight with me before I left for Melbourne. He was delighted with the idea, and after helping him on to the wing of the Cherokee, I soon had him strapped into the left seat. His wife politely declined my invitation, and told me quietly that Sid had hoped that I would offer to take him up.

There was no way that Sid could see the instruments clearly, although he could discern the horizon as a general blur between sky and ground. I started the engine, and after releasing the brakes, asked Sid to taxi the aircraft. By giving him general directions of left rudder for five seconds, right rudder for two seconds, now rudder central, we taxied to the end of the field and lined up for take off. I could see Doreen watching from the trees.

The Cherokee is a simple training aircraft, and with Sid at the controls I asked him if he was happy to do the take off. "Just keep an eye on me, and give me directions", he said, and off we went. I gave him a few minor corrections to keep straight and as we reached rotate speed, I called for him to place the nose just above the horizon. He flew by instinct and experience, holding the attitude just right.

He could not see either the altimeter or airspeed indicator, so I told him to level out while I set the throttle. He held attitude accurately despite seeing only a blur. His turn to downwind was smooth and beautiful to watch, and I found myself going back in time when I had watched Sid execute a perfect asymmetric circuit after we had lost the engine on Anzac day in 1953. I asked him could he see the airstrip now on his left. He had no hope, he said. Would he like to do the approach and landing, I said. He said he would happy to give it a go, but would need steering directions on final. By this time we had gone a fair way downwind, and I lost sight of the grass strip behind us. Talk about the blind leading the blind!

In the RAAF, we used to practice GCA's. These were ground radar controlled approaches, sometimes known as a talk down. The controller sat in a radio truck and guided the aircraft down his screen. As the aircraft came over the threshold, the radar controller would say " Touch down, touch down - NOW," and seconds later the wheels would hit the runway. Very effective in thick fog, but unreliable in heavy rain due attenuation of the radar screen. Today there was no fog or rain - just a fine sunny afternoon and perfect for a GCA. But first I had to locate the strip again.

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Syd Gooding DFC and JL after landing at Nurmurka NSW


I told Sid I would talk him down like a GCA controller using RAAF terminology with which we were both familiar. He had flown radar controlled approaches in Mustangs and Spitfires, so he was no stranger to the technique. Sure, he lacked currency after forty years but he could still pick an attitude despite being partially blind.
His circuit height was remarkably accurate as I asked him to add more or less power to maintain cruise airspeed. Finally I spotted the strip and turned Sid onto long final. He held the nose attitude admirably as I gave him heading instructions to keep the airstrip dead ahead. I warned him of the trim change with lowered flaps, which he fixed with the trim wheel after a little groping. I told him that when round out was imminent, I would call him to flare and close the throttle. From experience he knew the rate at which to keep coming back on the wheel during hold off. Any problems, and I would take over control. Thirty seconds to round out, and I could see Doreen walk from the shade of the trees to watch the landing. I think she knew that Sid would be on the controls..

"Five, four, three, two, one and flare NOW, Sid " I called, and held my breath, hands close to the controls. "Six inches above the grass, Sid - hold it there." Sid held off beautifully then greased it, maintaining the aircraft right down the centre of the strip. I asked him to apply the brakes gently and as we slowed down I took control for the 180 turn. We taxied back to the trees and shut down the engine. After the propeller had stopped and I switched off the ignition, my mind went back in time to when Sid had given me my first landing in a Lincoln. I was glad that I could return the favour, albeit forty years later. For me it was a touching moment, and while Sid happily told his wife about his landing, I busied myself with a walk around before departure. Then we shook hands and said our farewells. As I settled into the cockpit of the Cherokee, Sid touched me on the shoulder and said, "Thanks for the landing, John".
"That's alright, Sid, " I replied -- " It was a pleasure".

Tankengine
30th Jun 2012, 14:06
A pleasure to read.:ok:

orangeboy
30th Jun 2012, 14:49
What a great read.

Stories like these make you really appreciate just how special flying is.

Wallsofchina
30th Jun 2012, 21:41
Brilliant, and how much better would a QFI be than some bored onlooker just getting his hours up.

flying-spike
30th Jun 2012, 22:51
Thank you for that great read. With all the extraneous rubbish which seems to go with flying these days, whether professionally or recreationaly we should all touch base with what it meant to be a pilot in the not too distant past.You and your predecessors tell us what it was to be a "gentleman pilot". A lesson we should all learn from. I hope we see more of your work in book form soon.

2p!ssed2drive
30th Jun 2012, 23:55
Back when men were men!
Crackin' stuff!
Any more stories :-) ?

LexAir
1st Jul 2012, 00:20
Thanks for the story Centaurus. As always, your gift of prose is a delight to enjoy. Hopefully, your stories will continue to inspire young and older pilots alike for many more years to come and remind us of why we all started in this wondeful occupation in the first place. Keep it up!

in-cog-nito
1st Jul 2012, 01:26
"gentleman pilot"
That would be a great title for a book.

Trojan1981
1st Jul 2012, 03:03
Thank you for that great read. With all the extraneous rubbish which seems to go with flying these days, whether professionally or recreationaly we should all touch base with what it meant to be a pilot in the not too distant past.You and your predecessors tell us what it was to be a "gentleman pilot". A lesson we should all learn from. I hope we see more of your work in book form soon.

I couldn't agree more. Thank you Centaurus for your excellent stories. I think a book would be a great idea! Indeed I thoroughly enjoyed Harry Purvis' Outback Airman, (which was given to me by my ex-RAF Uncle at my Wife's graduation party - I had not heard of him until then) and would love to read something similar from you.

There is certainly a contrast between these 'halcyon days' of aviation and today. Just yesterday I recieved an invitation inviting me to pay for a TR and become a "Fashionable pilot of a stilish A320..." Eh, no thanks! And if another pilot tells me he wants to be an airline pilot for the prestige, but can't tell the difference between an Airbus and a Boeing, I think I'll get punchy.

As someone else said, you speak of an age when pilot's were not soft, self important poseurs, but gentlemen.

:ok:

Fantome
1st Jul 2012, 03:17
Sid returned to the scene of the accident the next day, and posed for the unit photographer. The photo was a classic. It reminded me of the scene of a lion hunter posing, rifle in hand, and with one foot placed triumphantly on the dead beast. In this case Sid had one foot on the wreckage of the Lincoln, his pipe in hand, and service cap jauntily tilted on his head. The caption was "All my own work ! ".



The aforementioned Harry Purvis ferried a Beaufort to Batchelor in the NT. On the field many yank aircraft were parked, B17s and such. The Beaufort's brakes failed on landing. Swerving hard to avoid a B17 the Beaufort ran into a drain tearing the right main gear out. There's a posed photo somewhere in the archives similar to the Sid Gooding one with his Linc., a beaming Harry with his shirt half open, right hand on his heart, captioned 'Alone I did it!'

Many who flew with Harry in the sixties with Connellans, Herons mainly, used to say his usual drawled comment after landing was 'Got away with it again'.

In Harry's book 'Outback Airmen' , (Rigby's the publisher changed Harry's original title, 'Quit Stalling', pissing him right off), there's a bit about Harry checking Brian 'Blackjack' Walker out on a Beaufort at Sale. Blackjack after a couple of dual circuits went off to do a bit on his own. Harry, who was the CFI, went back to his office. Twenty minutes later, sitting at his desk, he heard a siren. The fire tender was tearing across the strip to a crashed Beaufort, burning merrily. Harry hopped in his jeep and raced to the scene, off the airfield in a clump of trees. He stood there surveying the blaze which was too intense for the fire-rees to go close.

Just as he was thinking the worse someone or something shoved him from behind. He turned to see a partially scorched Blackjack , mock scowl on his face, who said to Harry in his grimmest voice.. . "Thought I was dead, ya bastard?" That night in the mess Blackjack wrote out a cheque for two thousand pounds. He wrote it to 'RAAF Sale Officer's Mess Benevolent Fund'.
signing it BLACKJACK, (his mark).

That cheque Harry pasted in his wartime diary. Underneath he wrote -

BLACKJACK PAYS FOR THE BEAUFORT HE BURNT.


(I have a facsimile of that 100 page diary. Should anyone like to read it with a view to publication, PM me. It opens in February 1941 at Nhill where Harry was posted to instruct on Hudsons. The first entry says - 'Nhill. Bloody Nhill. Hot as the hobs of hell.")

p.s. Harry Purvis not only flew as co-pilot to Smithy in the Southern Cross barnstorming through several mainland states in 1932-33, he later flew the Old Bus in the 1946 movie 'Smithy', (in which PG Taylor and Billy Hughes played themselves). Harry was in fact the last person to fly that most historic of any Australian aeroplane, bar none , preserved today at Brisbane Airport.

Hydromet
1st Jul 2012, 03:22
What a great story, told from the heart.
What a pleasure to read something with no spelling, punctuation or grammatical errors, and such beautiful prose.

Pinky the pilot
1st Jul 2012, 03:52
Centaurus; Thank you, and more please!

And put me down for an autographed copy of the book that I hope you will write.:ok::ok:

Fantome
1st Jul 2012, 03:57
Tall Tails of The South Pacific by John Laming (Paperback) - Lulu (http://www.lulu.com/shop/john-laming/tall-tails-of-the-south-pacific/paperback/product-6006188.html)

Pinky the pilot
1st Jul 2012, 04:08
Thank you Fantome.:ok:

Trojan1981
1st Jul 2012, 04:16
I had no idea, I'll have to buy it now!
How about an autographed copy? :ok:

Jabawocky
1st Jul 2012, 11:47
Centaurus = PPRuNe'r of the year award 2012 :ok:

Yet another fine contribution.

All us young folk (albeit with lots of grey hair) appreciate your work here. And probably those GEN XY&Z folk do too...... if they know what is good for them!

:ok:

Captain Nomad
1st Jul 2012, 12:08
Gold. Pure Gold.

Centaurus
1st Jul 2012, 12:36
It didn't come from me. But seeing it is on your screens here is the good gen

The book is called “Tall Tails of the South Pacific” and the spelling of `tails` is correct. If you are interested you can obtain it through the internet publishing website called Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu (http://www.lulu.com)
It is based in Louisina USA but the printing is done in various capital cities in Australia. Go to Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu (http://www.lulu.com) and type into its search function the words “Tall Tails of the South Pacific” You will need a credit card and the link navigates you through the process. The cost is $20 USD plus approx. $6 shipping. Once the credit card details are received Self Publishing, Book Printing and Publishing Online - Lulu (http://www.lulu.com) contact their nearest Australian distributor and you get the book by courier within two weeks.

ranmar850
1st Jul 2012, 22:21
Yet another brilliant, moving story from Centaurus. And it makes me wonder about all those stories which went unrecorded, the participants having ben "re-assigned a higher flight level" ;) I will certainly be buying the book.

sixtiesrelic
1st Jul 2012, 23:13
The best part is, it is positive and interesting to have a thread where the sniping and smart arse commentors can't start a war.
Your stories are what many of us dreamed of as kids, who announced, 'When I grow up I'm going to be a pilot' and when we were spanking new ones, dreamed of flying a Bonanza or 210. Great big airliners were so far off in the future that they were outside our dream zone.

nomorecatering
2nd Jul 2012, 00:16
A beautiful story. By the end of it I had tears rolling down my cheeks.

Go West
2nd Jul 2012, 02:02
Fantastic. Thank you:D

training wheels
2nd Jul 2012, 02:58
Yes, great story .. loved it! :)

When I was a kid, I used to love going to Melbourne airport to watch the planes take-off and land from the observation deck. I bought a Realistic hand held scanner from Dick Smith's so I could listen to the pilots talk to ATC. When Air Nauru landed late in the afternoon one day, I was surprised to hear an Australian accent on frequency, expecting to hear a Nauruan accent. I guess that may have been you on the radio that day, Centauras? :)

baron_beeza
2nd Jul 2012, 04:38
When Air Nauru landed late in the afternoon one day, I was surprised to hear an Australian accent on frequency, expecting to hear a Nauruan accent. ;) :)

mcgrath50
2nd Jul 2012, 07:38
And probably those GEN XY&Z folk do too...... if they know what is good for them!

Sadly the school system never taught me how to concentrate on reading a piece of literature longer than 120 characters, but the first 120 are amazing ;)

I second the nomination for PPRuNer of the year award!

forever flying
2nd Jul 2012, 09:06
An absolutely amazing story, excellently written and it sure touches the purity of flying. Thank you.

redsnail
2nd Jul 2012, 10:44
Crackin' read. Thanks Centaurus.

Loved the fact you repaid Sid's trust and kindness. :ok:

frigatebird
2nd Jul 2012, 11:24
Enjoyed that, Centaurus. After a few years off the regular stuff, and then letting the Instrument Rating lapse due lack of demand, was feeling a little jaded - but having a laugh at the tale and the way you spun it means I have to get the book now.. Will have to find and re-read some of my other favourites that were put away, again too..and..do another 50 hours in the Cessna before the end of the year as well.

22k
2nd Jul 2012, 16:45
I've had the pleasure of a sim ride with you John and I can say that you have Sid's same pleasant and affable manner. You were an absolute gentleman even to a hack like me!!

Great to read about where you got it from!! :)

Fantome
3rd Jul 2012, 02:43
In 1954 PG Taylor (Sir Gordon) bought a Short Sandringham flying boat in England and ferried her out to Sydney so as to do charters throughout the South Pacific as far east as Tahiti. He paid 20,000 pounds which was about one tenth of her value six years before when she was due to go into airline service but the increase in landplane services resulted in her going into mothballs instead. Through the Australian government he managed to get the charter out of Malta to Sydney of twenty-five Australian servicemen and their wives going home on maternity leave.

Not to decry in the slightest Centaurus's flare for capturing the essence of flight and fliers, here is a sample of PG Taylor at his most lyrical, for contrast, if you like. In his book about his years with the Sandringham (which he christened 'Frigate Bird 111') he described the take-off from Malta graphically -

"Heading back for the north-east corner of the bay with engines idling, holding a steady course down wind, I sought out the far corner of the deep water as a point to start the take-off. I had gone out in the crash-boat to check the depths in this corner and had found that an extra hundred yards could be used with enough water under the keel by coming in close to the brown stain of the shoal, turning short to port, and immediately coming up to wind. It was a close thing, and not part of the approved operating area, but I had lined up marks ashore to locate the aircraft safely in this area. It gave valuable extra yards of take-off run before the swells at the mouth of the bay.

She moved on down by the leading marks, but as we approached the corner the water was clear enough to locate the bank, so I let her go on with with the starboard float just clearing the edge. Then with the the shoal coming up close ahead I drew off all throttles but number four (the starboard outer, that is.). She slid quietly round, then, as she came up to wind, I came in with the port outer's throttle, all set to go, initially on the outer engines. As she began to rise up on the bow-wave I followed through with the inners as soon as the propellors were clear of the heavy water. She really began to go. I left the power now to our co-pilot, Harry Purvis. From the corner of my eye I saw his reliable hand against the throttle levers. I looked now only ahead to the open sea. She roared and thundered and blasted the water, and as Harry fed her the full take-off power, I felt the great surge from within her.

She was heavy and fighting hard in the beginning, but in a few hundred yards she started to go. Over the bow -wave, she straightened down . The hull was planing as the wing began to accept a part of the load. I held her, singing loud and clear and running free on the water, gathering speed as I watched the swell line coming in. A flash thought to the final decision. If in any doubt we must shut off now to stop before the rough water.

The thought passes as the aircraft acquires a new freedom beyond this point of no return. Committed now, I keep her level; a little touch on the tail trim; a glance at the ASI reading. Now she is really going, blowing the water from under the keel; but the swell is closing in, great heaving impulses from the sea rolling in, denying her further passage upon the water.

Now it must be the air. Another backward touch on the tail trim to balance her out, and I feel the elevator on the control column. I could drag her off, protesting, but I do not want her to go that way. There is still margin for those extra knots that will let her come away cleanly and in good shape.

I hold her now with terrific exhilaration as I know she will respond. The first swell is almost on the nose. It is time for her to go. I apply steady backward pressure to the control column and lift her away from the sea. She leans forward heavily onto the air to pick up speed for easy flight. I see the swells of the Mediterranean passing in another world without effect below her nose. "

Ten days after that departure from Malta, 'Frigate Bird 111' (VH-APG) put down on Sydney Harbour to be brought ashore at Rose Bay and made ready for her first 'Cruisebird' charter to Tahiti. Today if you want to see her you have to go to Le Bourget, to the Musee de L'Air.

VH-APG was a genuine double decker with a curving staircase, rather stylish furnishings and seating for 36 passengers. The main entrance was on the starboard side, aft. Inside the door a little entrance hall led to a choice of three directions you could go. To the left was the aftermost cabin for five people with a door to the cavernous cargo hold further aft. Ahead the curved staircase led to the upper deck with seats for about fourteen. This cabin ran forward as far as the rear main spar. This meant that the front row of seats had virtually no view outside. It was a poor design feature. Other fit-outs on other Sandringhams had this space as a galley. Turning right on entering the boat a few steps led down to into the bar. This was an elegant little curved walnut affair that fitted more or less under the stairs. Forward of this were two more cabins, plus the galley and toilet. From the foremost cabin there was access to the bow and a ladder to the flight-deck. In the mooring compartment in the bow were stowed anchor, drogues, mooring bollard, fog bell and other nautical paraphenalia.

Today, if you want to see any four-engined flying boat in Australia, you can't. Stupidly, disgracefully, we let the last one go in 1974.

Centaurus
3rd Jul 2012, 12:54
here is a sample of PG Taylor at his most lyrical, for contrast, if you like. In his book about his years with the Sandringham (which he christened 'Frigate Bird 111') he described the take-off from Malta graphically -



Wonderful prose indeed. Another fine aviation writer was Len Morgan who wrote a monthly column for US Flying magazine. In the Introduction to his book "View from the Cockpit" he says this:

Flying plays on the emotions. It can be frustrating, fatiguing, terrifying - and most delightful. The pilot who has not been completely exasperated, dead on his feet, frightened witless, or enthralled beyond words has few hours in his log. His times will come. There is something to be said for work that leaves vivid recollections.
Once I flew copilot for a veteran finishing up his last week of a 37-year airline career. He soloed in the early 1920's, dusted cotton, barnstormed, and flew right seat in Fords with another airline before finding a home with us. He was a consummate pilot with 34,000 hours logged without scratching an airplane. He was also a great fellow to fly with.
As we took position on the runway and waited, looking down at the 10,000 feet of concrete ahead, I wondered how many times before he had done it. What was he thinking now?

I wanted to ask, but didn't. Perhaps he read my thoughts.
"You know, he said, "this is just as much fun now as it ever was. Can you understand that?"

I could.
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Jamair
3rd Jul 2012, 13:04
Came home from work this evening, found a package from Lulu publishing. Not bad, 5 days from order to receive. Leaned on the kitchen counter, had a quick squiz at the first few of the 410 pages. An hour later, with my butt just about numb from leaning on the counter, I very reluctantly put it down. Simply an riveting read. Buy it.:D

Animalclub
4th Jul 2012, 08:14
I second Jamair... just received my copy.

Wallsofchina
4th Jul 2012, 09:42
Ordered mine yesterday.

Homesick-Angel
4th Jul 2012, 09:42
What a great read.. You are Australia's own answer to Ernest Gann..
Thanks again..

sixtiesrelic
4th Jul 2012, 11:42
"You are Australia's own answer to Ernest Gann.."

AGREED!

redsnail
4th Jul 2012, 11:51
Just ordered a copy :D

CoodaShooda
4th Jul 2012, 12:20
Ordered my copy on Monday and received the "order despatched" notice this morning.

Hopefully, there will be little work done around Chez Cooda this weekend. :E :D

bizjetz
4th Jul 2012, 13:13
Centurion. Thanks so much for the yarn, in fact it was a wake up call for me to read it. After 30 plus years in aviation I thought I had become a little jaded, and this from someone who has not spent a day in an airline dealing with all the unfortunate shenanigans that they do these days. But I now realise again that this is not so..... I'm blessed in our small corner of the profession. In fact, like me there is surely many on here that should put something back into our new up and comings.... It would be such a pity to lose the mentorship of fellow aviators from times gone that have so much to offer back. Never forget where you came from huh !

dribbler
4th Jul 2012, 13:25
Another sale.... It is the people that make the job the most rewarding after a while.... Tales like this remind me of that. Thank You

sheppey
5th Jul 2012, 10:49
www.aviationadvertiser.com.au (http://www.aviationadvertiser.com.au) published the following review by Paul Phelan, of Tall Tails of the South Pacific:
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Aviation’s storytellers have always been one of life’s finest gifts to those of us who never took the trouble to write it all down.Their product ranges from the hilarious aviation adventures recounted in AeroClub bars, to the output of raconteurs who’ve actually been there, seen it all,and (happily) preserved big chunks of it on paper.

Many a modern airline pilot’s career is launched before age 20. The pressure is on from Day One to build airline-related qualifications,and there’s little time to soak up the broader aviation environment or even to interface with its history and its myths. That’s a shame because to know and understand aviation in our region as it is today, is to appreciate how it all came together. And quite a lot of today’s intricate safety awareness, systems and ethos were developed the hard way – learning by experience.

It’s therefore thanks to people like John Laming, who must have complied a mountain of detailed notes right throughout his colourful career, that today’s young pilots can reach back in time and appreciate the rich variety of events that shaped today’s more orderly aviation environment. There are plenty of people still in aviation who have similar backgrounds to Laming’s, but very few have chosen to document it.

As a kid in England during WW2, Laming dreamed in school of the Pacific’s “South Sea Islands” while also observing a lot of aviation at close hand; watching random wartime combat events from behind sandbags or other suitable hides. But it wasn’t until he arrived in Australia as a young immigrant in 1947 that he became aviation-involved. Working for an operator at Camden, he also learned to fly in a Tiger Moth, joined the RAAF in 1951, and flew (among others) P-51 Mustangs, Vampires, Lincoln bombers, Dakotas, and VIP Convair440s, Vickers Viscounts and HS748s.

It’s quite revealing that in those days even at the level of government VIP flying, an aircraft type rating was pretty much a matter of studying the flight manual and pilot’s handbook and then jumping into the aeroplane with a more experienced pilot and flying it. He makes life in the postwar RAAFsound like fun as well as giving satisfaction for a job well done.

And all along, Laming either kept a lot of notes or has a total recall.

Looking down the barrel of a non-flying staff job he left the RAAF after 18 years service – a long time for a post-war aviator – and made the transition to civil aviation. First came seven years flying with the (then) Department of Civil Aviation in the airways unit and accident investigation work, before a move into commercial aviation where he found himself in theSouth Sea Islands he’d dreamed about.

During those colourful years Laming flew Fokker F28s and early-model Boeing 737s around the Pacific in one of the world’s most challenging operational environments. Challenging because of the turbulent blend of long sectors, dodgy navaids, forecasts and communications, none-too-long runways, adhoc management decisions and Melanesian office politics. At one South Pacific airline I once saw a comment on the crew room notice board: “Things are so confused here that people are going around stabbing one another in the chest! ”Pilots who’ve been there will be familiar with that scenario, which is often more focused on tribal nepotism and internecine politics than on basic air safety tenets.

That kind of flying has always attracted pilots whose individualism led them away from the day-to-day grind of more conventional airline flying and they, along with their opposite numbers in engineering, have always been the cement that’s held most of the small Pacific states’ airlines together. Laming’s book is prolific in examples.

Thirteen years in the tropics, then back to Europe flying holiday charter jets, before Laming came to rest back in Melbourne flying GA charter and safety consultancy passing on his wealth of experience as a flying and simulator instructor and in aviation safety consulting.

But his note-keeping habit never wavered.

Tall Tails Of The South Pacific offers several attractions for the reader whose interest is the broader background to our aviation scene.It comprehensively brings together clear images of early postwar military,government, airline and general aviation in a single well-detailed canvas. The whole book – all the military and all the civil flying – is richly peppered with operational incident and events including close shaves and accidents, and also names, many of them well-known and some quite famous. Being written first-hand and with convincing detail, it draws humorous incidents entertainingly, and the related yarns help us to understand better what shaped Australasia’s 21st century aviation environment .

That environment continues to change almost daily according to corporate, industrial, regulatory and political pressures, and any young and aspiring pilot in these times will benefit from a deeper understanding of how the aviation industry reached its present condition – and of what needs to keep happening, to straighten the path ahead.

Tall Tails Of The South Pacific – John Laming

Lucky Six
9th Jul 2012, 07:01
I have just received my copy and commenced reading. Am having trouble putting this book down, much to annoyance of the better half.