How would you feel being in front of a camera on your first time?

Photographer first to capture humpbacks' magic moment - National - NZ Herald News (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10814498)

but the actual act of mating is over in probably less than 30 seconds."

I'm impressed. How do they make it last so long? :E

The only sounds heard came from the female blowing bubbles from her mouth after copulation.

"The purpose of this bubble release is still unclear however it may have signalled to the male that the reproductive act was over


So whales don't swallow either :\

Despite humpback whales being renowned for their song,
Edwards says no sound was heard during the act,..........


Nor do they talk dirty.

"The purpose of this bubble release is still unclear however it
may have signalled to the male that the reproductive act was
over

Indicative Whalese for "Get the fcuk off me ya jerk!"

Amazing us hoomans made it this far, then.

'N sex was much more competitive and satisfying back in the
old caveman days Mike. We'd beat the shit out of each other
to see who shagged the prime boner, then the winner would
grab his trophy by the hair and drag her home for a nice arvo
of delight flesh pleasures. No annoying betrothals nor having
to meet her folks, just grunts.

From that sprung everything else - the Harlot industry came
about from an enterprising hungry cavewoman who worked
out if she shagged the losers she could insist they exchange
some of their bronto spare ribs in return. Poofterism started
when there weren't enough harlots to go around. Lesbianism
emanated when the harlots started liking each other, and our
modern day porn industry has its roots in caveman drawings
of copulating couples.

So all of these ancient instincts buried in our limbic systems
deep under our cerebral cortexes was kicked off by Fred and
Barney.

'N sex was much more competitive and satisfying back in the old caveman days Mike. We'd beat the shit out of each other to see who shagged the prime boner, then the winner would grab his trophy by the hair and drag her home for a nice arv of delight flesh pleasures. No annoying betrothals nor having
to meet her folks, just grunts.Sounds like a Friday night in Mount Isa...:cool::}

Poofterism started when there weren't enough harlots to go around.

Couldn't Ugg simply have grabbed some female wildlife? Whole nations are known for this resourceful method of relieving sexual tension.

drag her home for a nice arvo of delight flesh pleasures
Always drag by the hair, never by the feet.

The only sounds heard came from the female blowing bubbles from her mouth after copulation.
An oral queef?

The only sounds heard came from the female blowing bubbles

Hang about! WTF has Michael Jackson's chimpanzee got to do with this? :confused:

Was it a sperm whale?