Next time push your own damn airplane off the beach.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m8/Siddley-Hawker/talespin.jpg

Not that kind of Beaver!

"Well, the booking is for Bear Grylls...I dunno Skipper..."

better than TSA...

Where's my Cub?;)

Beaver floats bear in clear waters.

Smarter than your average bear.

Latest Samuel Jackson movie: Bears on a plane. ( I want these mother ******* bears off my mother ******* plane)

Brown bear brazenly boards buoyant Beaver.

"This looks like a good place to shit..."

Bear: "Holy Crap! Did you see those Salmon? They're F***ing mad, jumping out of the water like that! One almost hit me. Thanks for the lift by the way..."

Ahhh, just what floatplanes are for ..... a quick skinny dip. Hope nobody sees my bear @<hidden>

" Erm, remember that little rather low fly by you did on that bend in the river...when you said, "watch this !...this will make them bears wet themselves...bears are so stupid they couldn't get from one tree to another....ye hah !....see them mothers move !"......well....erm,

The woods are too far. This'll do.

Is this where you join the Rotary Club ?

The captain was beginning to regret calling the maintenance crew hairy-arsed idiots when he demanded they send someone to have a look at the problem ...

"You betcha, I can hand-prop!"

or

"Anywhere. Anywhere but Canada"

or

.......deleted scene from Grisly Adams:yuk:

First contribution, with modifications: "Next time push your own damn airplane off the beach. Oh, there you are, hiding in the baggage compartment. I thought I could smell a combination or urine and feaces dripping out from the back end. Here's the deal: 10 lbs of freshly-caught wild-salmon, or a container-full of whatever's left from the local McDonalds. No credit cards accepted, OK?!"

But much prefer OFSO's Is this where you join the Rotary Club ? "Paws-down" winner so far... :ok:

Is this where you join the rotary club?

Except that it's a radial, not a rotary.

OK, so "does this 'plane belong to a Radical ?"

oh club class! sorry i thought the sign said cub class.

"I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help"

Except that it's a radial, not a rotary. And why the bear wasn't afraid to initially climb aboard said airplane, nothing's rotating...?! Any misunderstanding of exact terminologies here is entirely the fault of OFSO... ;)

I admit it, all true. My brain is occupied by the bare necessities, you know.....

deleted as I read the rest of the thread after i posted! someone beat me to it! :{

'I'm the pilot'

or

'Just been for a shit in the woods - bears do that, you know'.

quick boo-boo you steal ranger smiths pic-a-nic basket and i'll warm up the getaway plane....im smarter than the average bear!

Flying like this can be unbearable at times!!

<hat, coat, boots, gone>

"Well, I know it's not my most photogenic end but what do you expect if you land in the Bear-ring Strait?"

The Winter uniform for Air Siberia Flight Attendants seemed to match their attitude.

"I don't care what it says in the flight manual, these floats are load bearing."


Ever since his starring role on Animal Planet, Bill had gotten used to the good life.

For F**ks sake don't annoy the pilot he's like a bear with a sore head !

R

Bear cheek!

Just checking for bear-ing failure......

I can smell beaver a mile away

Unable to bear the cold water any longer, this bear decided to see if the float on the Beaver could bear his bare weight. It's barely believable bear-bearing Beaver ! ;)

Bruin up?

Smarter than the average bear (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/2012/06/20/the-average-bear-is-smarter-than-you-thought/) . . .

"My mommy" once explained to me that there were 2 types of human-beings in the world, honey. The indigenous sort, and those who fly in from afar for a weekend's fishing. "Well, that's why I went after the honey, mommy...?!" :confused:

Brown bear brazenly boards buoyant Beaver.

EXCELLENT MOSTLY HARMLESS

in line with - BEMUSING BYSTANDERS, BRAZEN BROWN BEAR BOLDLY BOARDS BEAVER

'IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE BAY TODAY - YOU'RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE'

Thinks - wasn't that a clever caption in THE TIMES when Michael Foot MP was appointed minister for defence -

FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY

just couldn't get that darn thing started in time to get away from last night, last call date....

Thank you Fantome, I'm glad you appreciated that. We should be producing headlines.

The pilot, upon seeing this, had song run through his thoughts:

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the bear float away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

Meanwhile, the bear had the same song in his thoughts:

Sittin' here resting my bones
And this loneliness won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this float my home

Does a Bear Fly in the woods?

POGN07WqvWs

From (and more at):- Bear trapped in garage rescued by other bear | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/903082-bear-trapped-in-garage-rescued-by-other-bear)

Meanwhile....back at the pontoon ranch.....

I wonder if this bear suit makes my a$$ look big?