Our Scroungers in the UK have no imagination compared to this guy

Man saws off foot (http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16196733)

Is there a kind of Darwin equivalent for this kind of thing?

Good luck getting this claim processed. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

That is unless he gets a left leaning Court.

I want to know who's going to foot the medical bill....

At least heel be footloose and fancy free.

He's certainly going to come in last in next year's "Ass Kicking Contest."

He should learn to toe the line.....

The foot was taken the hospital but it was so badly burned that it cannot be sewn back on."


"We haff vays of making you valk!"

Bet he claims for a Parrot, eyepatch, wooden leg and a ship.........

Give them buggers an inch...

The man was flown to hospital in Graz, where he was said to be in a stable condition.

Providing, he was leaning against a wall.



"I see you have a right foot - and a very fine foot it is. I have nothing against it . . . but then, neither have you."

Apologies to Dud and Pete.

IMO a bit of an overkill - sort've like sawing off
one's dick to avoid having to shag one's missus. :bored:

Yes, this appeared on Sky News - only their viewers would be dimwitted enough to need a picture of a circular saw to know what it was. And even then....

I bet his leg is saw. You'd have to be a heel to do that - was there a height requirement he was trying to avoid, as he is now a foot shorter?

They do good things with prosthetics these days, so he will be ready for work in about six weeks, anyway - although sawing off the next one will be easier. :rolleyes:

I wonder who is going to foot his medical bill?

Bwwww-haaaaaaa-haaaaaaa-haaaaa.

<hat, coat, parachute, C-130... out the back... gone>

How can you "hobble" with one foot missing?

Hop, yes - hobble, no.

On his medical assesssment...right down the bottom...in font size 2...you'll find a footnote.

Wow, OFSO, aren't we playing foot lose and fancy free with a medical assessment?!!!!!

Least going forward the Guberment will only have to give him have a footwear allowance and some varnish for the wooden leg...

racedo:

do keep in mind, though, the footwear allowance should be halved!!!!!

Give them buggers an inch...

and they'll take a foot!:)

So his other foot was the sole survivor?

racedo:

do keep in mind, though, the footwear allowance should be halved!!!!!

Bugger thats what I did tyr adn sya but my spilling was carp........:*

Wonder did he feel like a drunk when all this happened ................................i.e. Legless

Evanelpus - Naw!! Really??? :O

When caught he didn't have a leg to stand on.