Other shots show several painted people, including a yoof. Never mind, it was only 5 gallons.


The ambulance driver wouldn't let the female paramedic out of the ambulance - she couldn't stop laughing -- he said it wasn't professional.
He treated the sad looking driver – apparently, he was overcome with emulsion.


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hee! hee! we shouldn't laugh.:=:E

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Let us spray.....

The occupants were said to be all white . . .

what happened :confused:

Overcome with emulsion: Family covered in white paint after crashing car carrying 25 litres of paint


This family were overcome with emulsion after crashing their car - with 25 litres of paint on the back seat.
The four occupants of a blue Fiat were left drenched in the white mixture after smashing into an oncoming Opel, which also appeared to be white.

Apparently the police wanted to prosecute but the public prosecutor decided that the affair had already been whitewashed sufficiently.

Was someone making a point?

If I drove like that I would blush and go all red.

A whiter shade of pale...

Apparently the police wanted to prosecute

mmmmmh, a brush with the law, I wonder what eggshelly happened ?

The four occupants of a blue Fiat

A top of the range dulux model ?

Love the number plate on the car

IS I DNGO

A top of the range dulux model ?

They claimed a shaggy sheep dog ran out if front of them......

Traffic was heavy but some Turps thinned it out......

I can't find a reference to it now, but around 20 years ago there was a crash on the M6 near Lancaster University which involved two lorries - one carrying cans of paint, the other thousands of battery chickens on the way to slaughter
In the crash the cans exploded and many of the chickens escaped into the paint....
Apparently the clear-up of the road was rather stressful - it took over 24 hours

They should have trusted British Paints.

To quote me:

Then there was the PC who ran into his boss's office.

"Inspector, inspector. A lorry has crashed in the pouring rain, it was carrying 5 tonnes of custard powder. Another lorry crashed into it with a load of pudding mix...and then a jam lorry...then the cream lorry..."

The Inspector looks up and says, "Don't worry me with trifles."

Boom boom, shiiiiing!

A terrible end, but a nice finish. They won't be able to brush that under the carpet.

The remake of the 70's movie "Get Whitey" was totally misinterpreted by the screenwriter.

Or the 60's movie "Paint Your Wagon" ........

Red paint would have made first impressions look a bit grim.

I bet they crash again later in the week...that was just the undercoat you see.

Saffer version of a chavmobile with vanity plates reflecting viewership of some dire soapie. Putting a can of paint on the back seat, then driving in a manner that puts you in the opposite lane at a speed sufficient to cause the paint to be chucked about when stopping is all part of the breed standard.

Better this than the mother with small children, who in the fuel crisis, filled buckets with petrol. She put them IN THE CAR WITH THE CHILDREN.

I have an idea that was in Norwich.:hmm:

I hardly ever watch action movies, but there's a frame that has been haunting me: a big black man, shot in the middle of his forehead, crashed into a milk tank and his convertible filled up with milk. The red bullet-hole, the black man and the white milk.
Don't remember the film or plot or anything else. :uhoh:

The red bullet-hole, the black man and the white milk.


A posting, dear Mme Probes, at an opportune time. Mrs OFSO has to paint some pictures for an exhibition and is looking for motives. This one sounds quite jolly. Of course we live in the land of the great Dali and no doubt he would have done something excellent with the components.

a big black man, shot in the middle of his forehead, crashed into a milk tank and his convertible filled up with milk. The red bullet-hole, the black man and the white milk.
Don't remember the film or plot or anything else.

Sounds like a Tarantino...................

No it can't have been, Mr. Tarantino is not black.

Let's hope we'll see the picture when Mrs. OFSO has finished hers. The one that haunts me for some unknown reason has the guy sitting in the convertible, milk up to his chest or so (=car filled to the brim) and the bullet hole in the middle of the forehead, like the "third eye".

Let's hope we'll see the picture when Mrs. OFSO has finished hers. The one that haunts me for some unknown reason has the guy sitting in the convertible, milk up to his chest or so (=car filled to the brim) and the bullet hole in the middle of the forehead, like the "third eye".

Hmmmmm

Was it semi skimmed or full fat milk ?

Hard to believe that scene, most black folks are Lactose intolerant.
:uhoh:

Hard to believe that scene, most black folks are Lactose intolerant.
Surely at that point in his life his lactose intolerance wouldn't be all that much of a bother... I certainly wouldn't rate it as his biggest problem.

Was it semi skimmed or full fat milk ?

or pasteurised??

No, only up to his chest


Thank you Benny Hill

Apparently the police wanted to prosecute

No surprise surely since it's a little late to "gloss" over the incident ......:ouch:

Jack

yeah... had he been able to drive on and had the road been bumpy, we might have known if it was fatty enough to become whipped cream...

When I was a young lad the family farm ran on selling lovely fresh eggs - that we had to buy in because we couldn't grow enough at home.

When I had my first RTA, I got TBoned at the Junction Inn, Mottram by a low flying artic - and I was second through the lights!!! I had ninety dozen in the back of our Anglia Estate.

They would have made the biggest omelette in the world! A company director friend in the opposing queue had me down for dead when that artic swept me aside but I had hit the brakes just in time to let the front wheels take the strike and I emerged from the wreck hopping mad and ready to kill!

When it went to court a school friends dad was the court clerk - "Morning Frank - Morning Ken" as I took the witness stand - The truck driver cried "set up" but to no avail - it didn't change the evidence. But the back of the car when it was repaired - they had done the bodywork - but not cleaned up the by now leathery dried out sheet of something unmentionable behind the back seats! Eughhh!

Another time while door to door retailing we used to use a 90" SWB Landy with the tailgate propped and a piece of 3" x 2" keeping everything onboard. I was a bit quick taking a corner and ten dozen peeled off the back and an SHMD Fleetline following too close behind got a new livery! and a quick trip to the depot for a power wash!

Happy days - petrol under 6s 0d a gallon and a fiver a week profit from my part of the round! Better than doing papers!