Free drugs for ey management

[cptamerica]

As per the latest news our beloved management has come up with a professional and admirable solution to sort out the recently imminent lack of manpower affecting various departments of the airline!

....Ladies and gents, I am delighted to announce that we can now apply as hub controllers or check in clerks!!!!! but one friendly reminder, this works only if we are rostered off and cannot withdraw from flights to do this!!!! and guys, dont get too exited yet bcos if you are able to cover 5 shifts you will get a free ticket!!!!! :ok:

PS the mastermind of this project has just received a productivity bonus !!!!:D

[chrispatrickGA]

It 's getting really worse and worse....:*

[CohibaFlyer]

Don't worry,
Believe it or not there will be some pilots who will sign up for this.
Watch and see.

[FlyByWire1]

A new memo will come out...

Why try to make Ey better...EK management is ever ready to take over run the show for 351% profit...yeahoo etihad subsidiary will share Emirates profit..Yes they are not perfect...but they are better..

[kiwi]

The National Carrier of the U.A.E ??? Yeah right!!!!!:D

[FlyByWire1]

Just 2 things we need (wishful thinking)...real experience & sincere management...All the best Etihad Airways..:ok: