Caption Contest

[Ned-Air2Air]

How about a caption contest for this pic. Winning caption gets a prize. :ok:

Its an Air Glaciers Lama I shot in Switzerland a few years ago.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/KiwiNed/Civil%20Thread%20Images/airglaciers3LR.jpg

[Ned-Air2Air]

TS - I wish, that would make it much easier and I wouldnt have to travel so much :}

The valley I was shooting in had a lot of hollows and the Lama would dissapear from sight quite a few times and it was interesting to watch. This was just as he was about to spray downhill on the far side of a gully and up the other side towards me.

Ned

[Arm out the window]

"When startled, the Lama will quickly dive for the nearest cover..."

[Droopy]

If you concentrate hard enough on the magic eye image....

[heliboy999]

Hide and seek had been taken to a whole new level!

[Heli-Ice]

Here's the Swiss way guys, dig in and spray from beneath!

[Ian Corrigible]

"Pursued by his enemies, the G-man managed to steal a helicopter from a nearby farm and was soon skimming the trees on his way back towards the border. Thus began the legend of Agent Orange..." :E

I/C

[fadecdegraded]

If you guys just get back from the rail a bit and make sure the windows are up on your cars i will come and trim those ones up on the next run, i just have too go back and sharpen the blades

[elro]

I guess the tourists didn't read the sign on the far right "Warning Trespassers will be decapitated" ....they just happened to get away lucky this time.

[Hughesy]

Thunderbird 7 was soon grounded as there were constant witnesses to its so called secret hideout.

[wrench1]

..."As you can see to our right...the local SUDicas AVIATicus LAMAcus displays its brilliant mating ritual by raising its posterior end in hopes of attracting a fitting mate..."


...as the rotor turns

[Scissorlink]

follow the light bar, just follow the light bar

[ShyTorque]

"Quickstop Quickstop goooo..oo bu&&er" :eek:

[flyer43]

"Bloody stupid place to put a Give Way sign!....."

[206Fan]

''Air Glaciers Lama enters the dark side of the crops"

[Rotorhead412]

This pilot may have gotten away with it, only for the IAA were watching in camouflage from behind! :=

[HOGE]

A little late on the round out!

[22clipper]

Here's a few Neddy....

1) Helicopter attitude, pilot attitude, it's a chicken & egg thing.

2) First comes helicopter attitude then pilot attitude.

3) First comes pilot attitude then helicopter attitude.

4) Fly Lama for a new slant on things.

5) If they'd just paint an umbrella on this thing then I'd know which end is up.

[S76Heavy]

After seeing some of the footage, the producers wondered whether the "Airwolf" remake on a budget really was such a great idea..

[SASless]

The Speeder's United Gold Finger campaign to counter Plod Radar Traps took an ugly turn while using aerosol delivered Laughing Gas as a tactic.

[bolkow]

Lama proves Pilots are not the only ones who can muff dive?

[The Civil Civillian]

Police find lost missile.

[bugdevheli]

I name this ship ANACPA (translation. now you see it, now you dont)

[Snarlie]

Oi! You missed a bit!

[RINKER]

See, I told you predator had a helicopter !

R

[LookingUpInHope]

New from the Agricultural Helicopter Company, the Trim 'N' Spray service.


Or, alternatively,


A wash, cut and blow dry for the new salon on the street - A Cut Above The Rest.

[birrddog]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/07/500x_bpsuds.jpg

Image from Gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/5593017/lets-help-bp-photoshop-their-pr-images)

[Coconutty]

"Darn it, if only we had an undercarriage instead of skids on this baby...
the GOLD wash includes wheel scrub with alloy cleaner :cool:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d129/coconut11/Coconutty.jpg

[B.U.D.G.I.E]

hope this wash gets all the oil off the airframe

[500e]

What do you mean Take the Aerials off ?

[Ian Corrigible]

Resurrecting an old thread:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg163/scaled.php?server=163&filename=osf145.jpg&res=landing

"And that, mother******, is how you loop a 145!"

(© Prioria Journal Star (http://blogs.pjstar.com/eye/2012/07/19/liftoff-of-new-osf-helicopter-fleet/), with apologies to the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis (www.franciscansisterspeoria.org).)

I/C

[TRC]

Nun: "Why can't they make these steps a bit bigger?"

Crewman: "Would you like a hand Sister Assumpta?"

Nun: "Keep your filthy hands to yourself - I just cant see the feckers past my feckin' frock"

[Flyting]

Gives new meaning to "Life Flight"... your direct link to God

[Squeaks]

Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear vacating the driver's seat? :hmm:

[blakmax]

I vote for Squeaks. Why is there a Bundy Drop Bear there?

For the non-Oz readers, a popular local rum is Bundaberg Rum, and they use a polar bear as their trade mark. There is a local myth (practical joke) about our koalas being drop bears which are terrible monsters which attack people (especially US Marines) and this is usually backed up by someone who has a motor cycle accident scar as proof of how aggressive these little beasts can be.

The rum company has an add which features said polar bear dropping out of a tree to scare the foreign female visitors into the Aussie's tent.

So why is there a drop bear in the drivers seat? And why is the nun there as a diversion from the critical question?

Regards

Blakmax

[Savoia]

IC: Most amusing - a great caption! :D

[Lafyar Cokov]

Its not my fault I left without her, when I asked what the pax load was - you said "None!"

[Coconutty]

How about,

"Jim's CRM course taught him how to deal with bad habits."

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d129/coconut11/Coconutty.jpg

[Droopy]

Nun - "look, it's easy....you just touch this chest full of holy relics and you can levitate"

[NutLoose]

You're not supposed to pull the cord whilst standing in the station young man and don't make a habit of it.

[Ian Corrigible]

"Jim's CRM course taught him how to deal with bad habits."
Uuuuuuuuggggghhh! :p


One more before this thread disappears back into the bowels of PPRuNeland:

Bob would later be criticized for his poor spelling after writing in that day’s gripe sheet: “Discrepancy………Nun”

I/C

[TRC]

Without doubt, an unconventional passenger.

Whimple, habit, vestry door..........