DGCA request for a slogan and a logo

[jetzup]

Anybody wants to have a go at it ? :E

http://www.dgca.nic.in/dgca/dgca_logo.pdf

[picollo]

" We are not happy till you are not happy"

[IndAir967]

DGCA- We screw like noone else !
OR
DGCA- Enter Virgin, Exit Whore !
OR
DGCA- You fill our pockets while we tear yours !
OR
DGCA- It doesnt matter if you know to fly..
What matters is if you have the money for it..
DGCA- Rated No.1 by ICAO for cash transactions and employee satisfaction !

Will give some more slogans as things come to mind !
Bonne Landings !

[alfamassimo]

"We make everything smoother when given Johnny Walker"

[AviatorVette]

DGCA - " We lie, We cheat & we Steal"

[aseanaero]

D.G.C.A

Diamonds, Gold , Cash Accepted

[vinayak]

i like this the best, " We are not happy till you are not happy"

i think you should work on it:}

[guitarboy]

Daaku Gang Commision Agents

[av8r76]

Our goal is the same as yours... to take the country for a ride.

[Tinwacker]

Letter extract quote:
Hence, it is requested that those who are
interested to coin a “slogan” and create a “logo” in
respect of Directorate General of Civil Aviation, may
send their slogan and logo to this office at the
earliest.....

The DGCA talking money in their letter again...
They did forget to mention the sealed envelope for the competion as normal Indian rules:ok:

"He who pays passes quicker":O:{

Reads like all the other departments I have to troll through.:ugh:

I must say great slogans, I am certainly humoured after reading these captions, Mr Kumar would do well to read PPrune for a clean-up!

TW
You know you have been in IND to long when.......ouch!

[guitarboy]

I really wish the US FAA kicks the DGCA's But* more often like they did.

There are better and way more things for the DGCA to do than have an EFFIN slogan. Just imagine they are so UNDERSTAFFED and UNDER EDUCATED that they cant even think of a Normal Slogan and actually have to post it on the Official Website!

Funny Little group of Morons. I wish i was the Civil Aviation Minister!.

[picollo]

Shanx,
I did do something, I left.

[Canuck15]

Dumping Ground Civil Aircrew

[air_cowboy]

Did God Create A@£holes????


...and so they pondered!!

[jetzup]

"Directorate General of Crooks in Aviation"

"We can go even lower….."

"Be a commercial pilot without ever having to fly a plane…"(oh…delete that… the slogan was removed in 2007 coz we were caught)

"Corruption r Us"

"DGCA: The only profitable organization in Indian Aviation Industy for 2009" **

**based on unofficial ballpark figure……as a result we are issuing IPO under the table in 2010…( the airlines will have to pay us to keep the expats, and we plan to invest it in research for new tactics to get more money )

[therum]

may be .. "Directorate General of Criminal Activities"

[Panama Jack]

Don't know about a logo, but for a slogan-- "confirm through security?" ;)

[vinnyaviato]

for you and for me--------------give and take:)

[guitarboy]

people anyone who has their medicals coming up, make sure you send your PMR Forward Request 10+ days before the medical to DGCA.
Gone are the days when u cud get the file in your hand etc lol.

If you miss even a day, they wont entertain you. It will just cause inconvenience Uncalled for.

be sure to Send the PMR Request at the right time.

PMR's Are sent by SPeedPOsT now.

Thank god atleast they'r doing "SOMETHING" about their Situation lol

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Directorate General of CRIMINAL Aviation !!!:p

[King on a Wing]

I just looooove this thread.....
Please please don't stop.
I'm just about there.....;)
Bottoms up guys......EXCELLENT WORK..:ok:

[optimus.Prime]

I agree with all the slogans posted above, but how 'bout:

Don't Get Carried Away!

:E

[nikaviator]

you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours, love, DGCA