Navy Pilot Robbed By She-male.

[And Then]

Poor bugger. Happens all the time but what a way to get caught.


ADF man robbed of laptop by ladyboy | The Australian (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25763444-31477,00.html)

[GOLF_BRAVO_ZULU]

Got hand it to the thief; he had b**ls.

Bad luck. Perhaps there should be more training on kai tai recognition.

[Fortissimo]

Without evidence of same, is 'poor bugger' a suitable description for this unfortunate naval officer, or should someone ask the ladyboy whether he was or not?! :E

[Wader2]

As the incident was still under investigation, Defence declined to say whether it regarded the officer's behaviour as inappropriate

Embarassing certainly. Safer to go for the ugly ones.:}

[tucumseh]

Come gather round you diggers who work the goldfields rare,
It's of a trick was played on me which caused me to despair,
I came to town the other day my hard earned gold to trade,
'Twas there I met a pretty maid, who did my heart betray.

Her lips were red as roses, her eyes a deep sky blue,
Her hair as yellow as the gold, she stole from me and you.




She took me to a public house and there we did imbibe,
In whiskey and strong porter, and dreadful stuff besides,
It's then she asked me up to bed, to which I did agree,
But truth to tell I fell asleep, before she earned her fee.




When I awoke next morning, no trousers could I find,
But scattered all around me were women's clothes so fine.
My jacket, shoes and gold had gone, and all that's left behind,
Is a woman's dress, a yellow wig and a shaving kit, not mine.




Why did she need the wig? Why did she need to shave?
It's then the truth it struck me, in a fit of blinding rage.
My pretty maid's a man I cried, be thanks I fell asleep,
I'd rather lose a bag of gold, than face that dirty creep.




To venture in the street again, I cautiously inclined,
I had a shave, put on the wig, and wore the dress so fine,
And as I walked along the road, a digger gave a wink.
I thought of all the gold he had, so I offered him a drink.




Now you might think it sinful, oh you might think it bold,
To take advantage of the lads who struggle for the gold.
It's easy putting on a dress and drinking whiskey neat,
But leave your shaving kit behind when they are fast asleep.

[NutLoose]

No doubt he couldn't give chase because he was still extracting himself from the Barrel :E

[racedo]

Does Australia operate a Don't ask Don't tell policy ????

[ShyTorque]

Navy, eh?

So was this "lady boy" a woman dressed as a man, or a man dressed as a woman? :oh:

[teeteringhead]

And one notes that an iPod was also stolen ...

.... was the Lady-Boy by any chance Iranian....:E

[Wader2]

After returning to the city's Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest about 2.40am last Saturday, the officer blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am.
Meanwhile, his laptop, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had disappeared. He could not remember anything after entering his room. He is understood to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman.

If he blacked out and if he thought his guest was a woman, how did he know it was a lady-boy?

[airborne_artist]

how did he know it was a lady-boy?

Perhaps that's what he'd ordered? ;)

[cats_five]

Stupid man - seems to be thinking with his gonads instead of his brain.

Many prostitutes will to rob their clients and if they can do it without having any kind of sex so much the better.

[aseanaero]

how did he know it was a lady-boy?

Sore bum when he woke up ? :bored:

[LowObservable]

LOL

as in L-O-L-A, Lola

[Navy_Adversary]

When the USA navy were in Sattahip I noticed many of them walking around Pattaya with a ladyboy on their arms.
Not sure if they knew or not:confused:

It is well reported that some of these folk of the confused gender slip a Micky Finn into their new found friends drink when back at the hotel room.:ooh:

[tonker]

Fascinating creatures!!!!

YouTube - I'm Alan Partridge - Bangkok Ladyboys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI)

[NutLoose]

In my best Top Gearesk,

I bet he felt a real cock.

:}


I'll get my coat

[ORAC]

It's the way they operate.

They get you back to your room, then one quick prick and you're away with the fairies.. ;)

[minigundiplomat]

He seems to have made a bit of a cock up!

[MartinCh]

YouTube - bangkok ladyboy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOWOgCfNGto)

Well, it's not our fault many Asian guys are not masculine enough so they get away with such things. This one above I found on YT would fool some, too.
I'd make sure I'd check out pictures and videos of ladyboys so as to be able to spot them (and avoid, naturally). Or take a quick 'feel' to confirm gender if on a carnal hols. :}

I've been watching some vids and, hell, I'd have no clue sometimes.
Then, when you see one like this, I'm sure being drunk you wouldn't mind post-op one looking like this one (if you ever got to know).
YouTube - nong ploy thailand ladyboy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8oNDIYTly4&feature=related)

[L J R]

So this is the excuse you are all now using to check all those shemale web sites is it ?? (research of course....:ok:.....!)

[Torque Tonight]

Oh dear, I think Martin has said enough! I wonder how long his rather Freudian insight will last before he comes back to press delete. Enjoy your one-handed web browsing 'research'!:bored:

[MartinCh]

TT, do you use two hands to navigate with mouse? ;)
Why should I delete it? I haven't had the pleasure to navigate through Thai or Filipino territory (yet). I'm not under influence either. Just easy time at work.

Nah, I'm not big fan of Freud. I prefer Fromm, Fraenkl, Jung, Funk, Goleman, Horney (Karen, that is), etc. Freud has his place in the history, but he's not spot on regarding some stuff. This thread isn't about clinical psychoanalysis anyway.

I think Nong Poy has bit too sticky legs (thigh/calf ratio), not very feminine, even post-op with all the hormone cocktails.
Now I remembered one piece of advice, to look for Adam's apple.

I bet European 'trans-gender' folks are quite envious of what Asians could do.
There's one thread in CC section about this stuff (minus theft and certain services), being CC after change.
If someone happens to spend time with ladyboy and finds out halfway through, well, take it as new life experience (only to be used with LGBT people after couple drinks that they're not gay-phobic) :E

BTW, just visited this part of pprune. Besides adoring beautiful curves (of UH-60, S70) nothing in common. Is helicopter 'he' or 'she'? Or he-she? :p

[LowObservable]

Or as one acquaintance of LO's once said of what turned out to be a torpedo pass at a Q-Ship (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-ship): "Seven blokes out of 10 would have kept going."

[Fareastdriver]

how did he know it was a lady-boy?

He left the toilet seat up.

[Wader2]

As I said before, go for the ugly ones, the lady-boys are far prettier.












so I've been told