waragee
3rd Jun 2009, 04:46
The Chopper Jockeys Lament
Beneath the spreading rotor head
the helicopter stands
with an underpowered engine
and blades like rubberbands
The fuselage looks silly
the whole idea's absurd
why anyone would fly it
I haven't really heard
There is an anti-torque propellor
protruding from the tail
it looks to me for all the world
like a highly pregnant quail
One doesn't need a parachute
one doesn't need a brain
in fact to fly this monster
it helps to be insane
Oh, how i hate DaVinci
and Sikorsky's on my list
if these had kept their trap shut
this mess i would have missed
But I am brave and I am strong
and greatly in demand
for I am a chopper jockey
in the Airfast group Command
Anon
Early edition
"Airfast Magazine"
courtesy PJ
Beneath the spreading rotor head
the helicopter stands
with an underpowered engine
and blades like rubberbands
The fuselage looks silly
the whole idea's absurd
why anyone would fly it
I haven't really heard
There is an anti-torque propellor
protruding from the tail
it looks to me for all the world
like a highly pregnant quail
One doesn't need a parachute
one doesn't need a brain
in fact to fly this monster
it helps to be insane
Oh, how i hate DaVinci
and Sikorsky's on my list
if these had kept their trap shut
this mess i would have missed
But I am brave and I am strong
and greatly in demand
for I am a chopper jockey
in the Airfast group Command
Anon
Early edition
"Airfast Magazine"
courtesy PJ