Remember the outcry a couple of years ago when some talentless nonentity (Rebecca Loos?) w4nked a pig(?) on telly?

Well the Pukka chefboy has just done it live on C4. Is it any wonder that channel is in the sh!t?

Prime time viewing for all the family. I feel the mire rising.:yuk:

Christ on a bike!
Now he's shoved a pipe up a sow's thingy!

Er, Standard, are you the only one watching?

I was watching the Victorian Farm thingy,


... and typing out my life story for Jetblast (see flying story thread,)

Cracking programme, gives a real insight into the pork farming industry........well done Jamie :ok:

As one is about to be slaughtered I guess you Jessies better turn over :rolleyes:

yeah, right. We believe you:ooh:

Pork shoulder............now if that is not the way ahead what the bloody hell is....fantastic!!

Just how do you cook a pork plonker, anyway? Boiled, or do you stick a skewer through lengthwise and toss it on the barbie? :ooh:

BNT: You casserole it in red wine: cock au vin the French call it.

Standard .....you really do need to get out more!!:uhoh: