I propose to start a brag thread. Did you win the lottery? Do you live in a mansion and want to brag about it? Do you have the best car? Or you simply had a great day and you want to brag about it? Anything goes, the only rule is don't start arguing and ridicule the one who brags:ok:

I'll start first. I want to brag about my amazing man. He is one in a million and i am so happy, he makes me feel like i'm Queen of the World. And most of all, he loves me and i love him. I never knew anything like this!

Brag finished:p

***and i had a great day at work***

I've got a big willy and a Casio watch.

They're inversly proportional don't you know.

I got a Pub in me house.





(hic!)

I owned a 3-masted schooner.

I owned a 3-masted schooner.

How long does it take to get from one end of the bathtub to the other and is there a Pub on it? :p

I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time. :ok:

Yeah, okay ... anyone can do that. I know ... :(

I've got all my own teeth and no fillings. :}

I once had 17,000 pounds in old twenties and tens in a tuppaware box in me fridge.:E

That's cool!! http://209.85.12.227/12099/121/emo/PMSL.gif

I had lunch with Delia Smith.

(OK she was only on the next table)

Speaking of smiths,

I met Will Smith and shook his hand in Birmingham couple of years back.

Biiig hands!

JB

I once shook hands with the Archbishop of Canterbury. He was impressed.

I conversed 30 minutes about the pros and cons of vacuum toilets... with an astronaut :ok::}

I can lick the end of my nose :ooh:

Errr, why would one want to? :confused:
I can wriggle other peoples ears,:E

One time I hit a water bottle at a hundred yards with my pistol.

Joined the Mile-High Club while hauling freight in an ancient prop-job in a previous life :}

Hope you kept your other hand on the Yoke. :rolleyes:

This week, I paid off my Nissan Murano and the divorce became final.

One time I hit a water bottle at a hundred yards with my pistol.



I can only throw mine fifty yards:(

Ladies like me.

Ladies licked me.:E
Hmmm, hundred yards wi a handgun is good, prolly take even me two goes to do that.
:rolleyes:

I'm so tall that my feet only just touch the ground.

I've seen thousands and thousands of poonies.

Men weep & go home at the sight of me. Also, Jeremy Clarkson comes to me for witty bon mots and that.

I used to be conceited, but I'm perfect now!

My girl has movie star looks..........

and porn star behaviour :ok::ok::ok::ok::ok::ok:

I went to school with a Melvyn or was it Melvin? It was a long time ago...

I used to be conceited, but I'm perfect now!

I would be too, but my modesty stops me from being so.:cool:

I am a Mod on proon.

On a second thought, I´d better post it on the Rant Thread :hmm:

I am an undiscovered genius.

Lucky you....you can choose to post it ANYWHERE you like. Them's bragging rights! :ok:

I'm a discovered genius. I can also speak French but choose not to do so - in order to annoy French personnes.

I can't speak French, that annoys em even more.:)

Iatp,birdktch.....:D

Flew from Zurich to Riyadh toady without cursing at the First Officer......mmmm somethings wrong!

Kwachon...he's probably wondering the same thing. :p ;)

Me Grandad warned me never to curse someone nearby when one is strapped into a chair.
:uhoh:

I passed my driving test








......on the same day my new girlfriend was born!;)

I've nailed 36 critters with one car:O

Your shameful scoundrel. Enjoy it.

I have inherited a glass object that the Antiques Roadshow couldn't identify - even after a subsequent appeal for information in their magazine.

sounds interesting eticket! perhaps post a picture of it in the same way as juud has done with her washboard/corn shucker/musical instrument and let the minds of your fellow ppruners loose?


I once skiied every day for 187 days running. :ok:

Skiied 187 days running...that must have been Nordic Ski?

I shouted at Henry Kissinger to 'feck off, w@<hidden>' in the lobby of the Shangri-La Hong Kong when he objected to my one year old son being present when he entered the lobby. Jack was fast asleep in his stroller.

He and his security goons looked most put out.

I now regret not adding 'war ciminal' after the 'w@<hidden>'.

I bumped into David Bowie.

It was before Major Tom brought him fame.
He had just finished a terrible performance at the Boot Lace Club near Birmingham.

Dressed like a blue Christmas tree we collided head on.
I can't repeat what he called me.....

Some years ago I played snooker with Jimmy White at Alex Higgins' house and predictably lost miserably.

Skiied 187 days running...that must have been Nordic Ski?


:= wrong I'm afraid....

Just a DAMN good season!! :)

I will be picking up my new Ducati next weekend with it's personal reg plate! I can't wait :D

I'm still trying to think of something........ :{

Once had a conversation with Eric Von Daniken,I had to use the flashy thing on him, so he wont remember.
:uhoh:

My long distance girlfirend is about to visit for a whole week!

and i've got the place to myself.

Mrs R -who is funny, clever, looks like Goldie Hawn's better looking much younger sister and has a single figure golf handicap married ME!

I know! I won the Under 13 tennis championship at school when my opponent didn't turn up!

And, and...... due to a series of comic stuffups which defy description I once played in Pennant grade in Brisbane on grass against the number one ranked amateur in Queensland, a journeyman called Ross Case who went on to win quite a few doubles titles with Geoff Masters on the pro circuit.

I was seventeen, and was so nervous I couldn't have spat for a million bucks. I'm not going to tell you the result, but I didn't pick up a tennis racquet again for nearly twenty years.

If you think I'm struggling for things to brag about I am, but I know I only have to look up at my wall and see the photos of the Binoettes to know there are four things in life I can be truly proud of.

I've been in bed with 6 women at the same time..

Sort of second hand, Bro Draper knocked out one of Eric Burdons pre molars, Bro reported it as a left hook so presumably twere a right pre molar,he shudda kept it, prolly worth a few bob on ebay now.
:)

I've 'starred', well appeared, on a Fiona Bruce T.V. documentry

i went drinking with bobby brown in key largo florida, we drank all night, played pool and i threw up in his limousine on the way home.

I am in a documentary in which John Travolta also appears.

My bit was filmed in the UK. His wasn't.

I once shook hands with former NASA astronaut Don Lind. He favoured me with a solemn gaze.

And I once stood right behind Gareth Hunt. He didn't notice me.

I've been in about 6 episodes of 'The Bill', was also in 'Love Actually' and announced the break on 'Live and Kicking' (when it was on tv :bored:)

I've won the lottery and it doesn't even involve money!! ;):ok:

I only have sex once a year.

Tonight's the night!!!

Go Bugg!!!

Had a member of a band visit the flight deck on a Montreal to New York flight, (long time ago), who said the name of the group was Cream and I had never heard of them. My loss. :sad:

I was in Lord of the Rings (but so was everyone who lives within 50km of here)

I carried Prince Harry in the chopper. Needed another seat for his hangover, which was big enough to cast a shadow.:eek:

Bah! I have appeared on hundreds of Security Video test tapes.:rolleyes:

When undressing each other for a bit of pleasure she saw it and exclaimed in a breathy tone that ''It's too big for me!''

I gather that her 'ex' was somewhat below average!!

Madonna called me "That cute English guy"

I can solve a Rubiks Cube in under 3 Minutes :hmm:

I can smash a Rubiks cube in under 3 seconds.... with a big hammer

I own many Louis Vuitton items, from shoes to bags, to a ltd collection phone case signed by Pharrell Williams. Courtesy of the hubby:cool:

I've won the lottery and it doesn't even involve money!!

Oh do tell............................!!

My brother shot at James Bond in The Living Daylights. He missed, otherwise it would've been a short film.

I was a judge for the Melbourne heat of "Miss Nude Australia" in the 90's sometime! :E

I own 2 Ducatis. :E:E

And married the judge at the Melbourne heat of Miss Nude Australia. :ok:

Were you a contestant? Should there be a Senate inquiry?

I won't say anymore. Might make people envious.... :p;)

I went to see the submarine races yesterday, the winner was .....

I only have sex once a year.
Tonight's the night!!!

So how was it? :p

She have a headache? :uhoh:

My missus has the best legs ever and always wears stockings :D:D:D:D:D

I don't live in UK any more.

Well send me any English money yer got left.:rolleyes:

My father knew Lloyd George

I'm just me...........

:E

(Nice to see you all)

Well send me any English money yer got left.:rolleyes:

Sorry mate, all gone. That's why I'm here!

I've just remembered that I stood next to 70s pop sensation group Mud at The Derby one year.

The trouble was I didn't know who they were!

Now how could I have forgotten that?

I also waved at Andy and Fergie on the Isle of Wight when I was wearing my graphically illustrated 'Australia, where men are men and sheep are nervous' t-shirt. Fergie pointed and laughed, Andy didn't. The security men loved it.

my father once waved his wet socks at princess diana !!

i met patrick stewart in chichester and almost had a conversation with him, - he asked if i had enjoyed the play and i grinned like a pillok and told said it was wonderful - poor chap must have thought i had been let out for the day :ugh:

oh and my current chap is the best looking person i have ever seen in real life :ok::ok::ok:

Last exam was today... after a continuous period of a month and a half of exams.

Get in!

I once worked at Buckingham Palace.

... and I had more than a little to do with bringing Stockette into the world.

(I know, barf, barf!)

...that drummer bloke from the Beatles rang me up for a chat one Saturday night a few years back. Reckoned he knew me before I became famous.

................as if I'd admit to working at Butlins the same time as him!

I once sat on a real Atom Bomb,one shall not elaborate,security, you understand.
Once worked in a small room with 42 million pounds in bundles all round me,one shall not elaborate, security, you understand.
:rolleyes:

I live in Denmark - good health - wonderful family - enough money .... lucky me ! ;)

I'm still alive, rather an accomplishment................all things considered. :ouch:
Per

Flew a nasty little jockey once, (Scots), who became the Queens jockey, good at his job but a nasty little man, can't even remember his name!

Flew Lester Piggot few times.

Slept with the wife of the Assistant City Architect to Newcastle once, a very, very long time ago! (Sorry Mr. D but she had fantastic legs and was a few years older than me, irresistible! - you were probably at sea at the time).

Trying to think of a few slightly more edifying moments to remember!

No need to apologise Mr P,tiz one's considered opinion that all Architects deserve a good nobbing.
:rolleyes:

No need to apologise Mr P,tiz one's considered opinion that all Architects deserve a good nobbing.

LOL

I think it was the Architect's wife who got the 'nobbing' however, I know a few male Architects that would probably take you up on your offer Mr Draper!

Brag:

I'm about to become a Dad for the first time - juniortits due Christmas Eve :ok:

:)

Well metaphorically speaking he did by giving said architects missus a portion.
:)

juniortits

...to be named Acup?;)

Brags:

Fillums - chatted to Peter O'Toole and Michael Bryant while being an extra in Goodbye Mr Chips

TV - appeared on the last Pebble Mill at One programme.

Cars - aggregate mileage of the two (ashamedly one French :=) > 200,000 miles

...to be named Acup?

lol

Maybe! or mini-nips - not too sure yet :E

Mr Draper - Touché :p

I found a vacant checkout at Morrisons today.

I've met Harrison Ford and Larry Hagman. Larry Hagman was impressed when I told him I liked his film 'Deadly Encounter'

Mr Ford said the latest Indiana Jones film was going to be one of the best films ever made.

I think he's a liar.

I had dinner with Pharrell Williams and Timbaland. And after we went to a well known London club where we party_ed all night. My then (ex) boyfriend was present and he was ok with it. Oh and i have Pharrell's personal phone number and e-mail address :ok:

Pharrell, or Farrell?
I think we should know . . .

You know,I haven't the faintest idea who Pharrell Williams and Timbaland.are,one assumes they are one of these dammed skiffle groups or Teddy Boys or some such,they should stop hanging about on street corners get haircuts an find a job!!:suspect:
:rolleyes:

PHARRELL WILLIAMS - world known US rapper and r&b song writer and producer. He is also part of (and funder) the band N.E.R.D. He has great albums and collaborations. Are we clear now?:p

Just GOOGLE it!:ok:

I'm thinking back to the time when I met 'er indoors.

Twas in the 60's and as a young man about town, I enjoyed going to the theater, nightclubs, fashionable nightspots with a tall, sexy, intelligent and stunningly beautiful young lady.

So why the f:mad:k did I marry the Rivetess? :(

I won JayZ (if thats how you spell it) at table football in his suite at Planet Hollywood Hotel in Vegas.

I was drunk and he accused me of spinning so I admitted defeat as his bodyguard was huge.

However, if you are on proon JayZ - I claim my title back, I WON (and drank about £200 of your finest alcohol!!!!)

That would be Crystal Champaigne, the finest. Well done:ok:

In my early days playing in a band at a wedding. During a break I sh@<hidden> the bride.

In my early days playing in a band at a wedding. During a break I sh@<hidden> the bride.
Good lord, you didn't get caught, did you?
Still trying to figure out something to brag about.

That would be Crystal Champaigne, the finest. Well done:ok:

Cristal? Pah! Champagne's for birds, rappers & puffs.
Now, John Smith's Extra Smooth is what you want. A gallon or so usually does the trick. Mmmmmmm. :\

For reasons best left, I was the first thing Halle Berry caught sight of one morning a few years ago.....

And no, I was not stalking or breaking and entering...!!

She was/is delightful.

:ok:

I passed my motorbike test yesterday with 3 minors :hmm:

I wonder how many people PinkusDickus expected to impress with his tale? DoofusSickus is more like it.

Or perhaps Handus Offitus. Tosser.

My IQ is currently over 135...

So is mine - by 3 points. I look to improvement.

JS aero - aren't you only allowed one person on the bike at a time and doing it with three minors is surely an arrestable offence?

I don't need to brag by the way, God thought he was me once but I told him not to be so presumptious.

YouTube - Hard To Be Humble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWCRBSz1zY4)

Thought my Accura had finally gone TU so a trip to the mechanics was necessary. Hoped for the best, feared the worstl Lucky, lucky me! A fairly minor problem with the starter Most excellent mechanic took us in at 9:00 am and car was fixed in two hours! Parts were in stock and not too expensive:ok::ok: Feel like a bullet was dodged, so we are very happy!

She's been a good car for 15 years with only minor stuff so I am very grateful I now have time to reserch the next new car.

Been looking at a SmartCar. It seems to meet most of my needs, the price is right, but have a few nigglesl

Any advice appreciated, I prefer a manual gear shift, car will be driven in town and just a little highway timel Also need a good trunk for grocery hauling and flight bags.

Thanks in advance!

Dea

I've got a 12" tongue and I can breathe out of my ears :ok:

I once met Bruno Brookes..... wait a sec that is not a bragging right...I apologise

On the strength of tonight's effort, I'm ranked 87th in the world in my age group on the Concept 2 indoor rower.

The same time next year (when I will be in the next older category) would put me at 18th in the world, but I plan to be a bit faster by then.

That must be quite the wake you leave when you blow by the competition. :p