Following the fish-pun thread, I feel it's necessary to take things a step further.

I hope you wont chicken out!

These threads are realling getting my goat... :oh:

Im just dog tired of this sort of thing..

You dont think im just milking it do you?

20 of the usual suspects will be in here like pigs in muck.

What ARE you lot rabbiting on about?

Sorry ... alpaca bag and leave. :rolleyes:

This is getting udderly ridiculous.
Quite fowl really.

Will everybody please stop horsing around.....:}

Someone will probably rat on us to the mods. Cow of a thing to do really.

Honestly you lot are like sheep.

I have a good mind to ram this where it belongs!

Threads like this are a load of bull.

Feeling like a Turkey replying to this thread, of well Ive dung the hole so will have to live with it. Go egg on me dial I has.

I shall now show that i am more manure and eggsit.:ugh:

This is all very punny I geese I'll just moo outta the way for the next pun.

I wasn't going to, but I guess I'll muster up the will to reply, even though it's flogging a dead horse.

You might need to duck for cover after that last one, Arm. Someone should steer us back in the right direction.

This reminds me I have to go and see the Quack at 14:00

Reminds me too, I better go check the rooster to see what I will be doing next week.

Brrr, where's my jersey? I'm friesian!

Arm Out .... buy a jumper - they don't cost much in Nth Qld; they're 'cheep cheep'; a few dollars - chickenfeed; a poultry matter ....









(apologies to Marx Bros)

Duck!


















Duck again

I'm sure some people here cud do a bit better ... it's not what you say, sow you say it.

some of you are just making a pigs ear of these puns....:E

DPT

I geese I'll have to contribute. But I don't have much to nay so I'd better quack on.

What a bunch of cocks...

It's so colt outside and I'm yearling for some warmth to make me feel less melancollie.

I gnu someone would say that!

What are you all bleating about? You lot are as much use as a lame duck.

I see the p(oink) of this but some may think it is just a load of paddocks.

If you had a capon, what would you Percheron?

I know - I'll heifer try harder.

Rabbit,rabbit that is all we get on these threads which wouldn't make a Hyena laugh.

This pun thread's the worst yet, you lot have really lowered the bahhh...

Guess I'll make like a sheep and get the flock outta here ...

I thought this thread would a tractor better response ( yes I know its not an animal but it probably ran over one at some point).

I'll put my capon.

Never underestimate puns - there's more to them than meats the eye, you know.

Its good to see you beefing it up a bit.

Gawd - all the duck jokes are getting me down. Eider come up with better ones, or I'll go quackers.....

quackers? thats a bit of ostrich for a pun isnt it?

Will you quit crowing. I'm lion around, but you're robin me of my sleep...

I do not wish to a llama anyone , but isn't that The Pun Police over there?

There must be some missed steak ...

Geese, guys. All this Puffin around. To the French... S'eagal.. (double points for that one!!)

Here we go again, egging each udder on... you want puns? Do you? OK, Gammon!

It's about time we artificially inseminated some common sense into this thread. At least it would stop the bull.

Oooh ... a challenge from bnt!! I can hardly bear the suspense. I'd be lion if I said I wasn't interested, so camel long folks ... give it yer best shot!

Smartly now.....chop, chop!

This is getting boaring so I'll sow a few ideas until I get horse until someone calls fowl play. I hope nobody will quail if I try and ram through a few old ones, s I free range over the subject, even if I mention the odd turkey or two.

I think interest is beginning to tapir off now.







Oh! Farm animals you said.

Oh! Farm animals you said.

Thats what I herd too. :hmm:

I think you lot are rat ar$sed and I don't care if yous a wether or a tup.

You lot should gosling your hook.

I just took another gander at this thread... talk about re-inventing the veal...