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18th Dec 2007, 23:13
Following the fish-pun thread, I feel it's necessary to take things a step further.
I hope you wont chicken out!
18th Dec 2007, 23:15
These threads are realling getting my goat... :oh:
18th Dec 2007, 23:17
Im just dog tired of this sort of thing..
18th Dec 2007, 23:21
You dont think im just milking it do you?
20 of the usual suspects will be in here like pigs in muck.
18th Dec 2007, 23:52
What ARE you lot rabbiting on about?
Sorry ... alpaca bag and leave. :rolleyes:
19th Dec 2007, 00:03
This is getting udderly ridiculous.
Quite fowl really.
19th Dec 2007, 00:16
Will everybody please stop horsing around.....:}
19th Dec 2007, 00:31
Someone will probably rat on us to the mods. Cow of a thing to do really.
19th Dec 2007, 00:39
Honestly you lot are like sheep.
19th Dec 2007, 00:46
I have a good mind to ram this where it belongs!
19th Dec 2007, 00:51
Threads like this are a load of bull.
19th Dec 2007, 00:52
Feeling like a Turkey replying to this thread, of well Ive dung the hole so will have to live with it. Go egg on me dial I has.
I shall now show that i am more manure and eggsit.:ugh:
This is all very punny I geese I'll just moo outta the way for the next pun.
Arm out the window
19th Dec 2007, 01:20
I wasn't going to, but I guess I'll muster up the will to reply, even though it's flogging a dead horse.
19th Dec 2007, 01:23
You might need to duck for cover after that last one, Arm. Someone should steer us back in the right direction.
19th Dec 2007, 01:29
This reminds me I have to go and see the Quack at 14:00
19th Dec 2007, 02:16
Reminds me too, I better go check the rooster to see what I will be doing next week.
Arm out the window
19th Dec 2007, 02:25
Brrr, where's my jersey? I'm friesian!
Like This - Do That
19th Dec 2007, 02:40
Arm Out .... buy a jumper - they don't cost much in Nth Qld; they're 'cheep cheep'; a few dollars - chickenfeed; a poultry matter ....
(apologies to Marx Bros)
19th Dec 2007, 04:01
19th Dec 2007, 05:00
I'm sure some people here cud do a bit better ... it's not what you say, sow you say it.
19th Dec 2007, 08:33
some of you are just making a pigs ear of these puns....:E
19th Dec 2007, 08:43
I geese I'll have to contribute. But I don't have much to nay so I'd better quack on.
19th Dec 2007, 08:58
What a bunch of cocks...
19th Dec 2007, 09:03
It's so colt outside and I'm yearling for some warmth to make me feel less melancollie.
19th Dec 2007, 09:05
I gnu someone would say that!
19th Dec 2007, 09:23
What are you all bleating about? You lot are as much use as a lame duck.
Hagbard the Amateur
19th Dec 2007, 09:46
I see the p(oink) of this but some may think it is just a load of paddocks.
If you had a capon, what would you Percheron?
I know - I'll heifer try harder.
19th Dec 2007, 12:24
Rabbit,rabbit that is all we get on these threads which wouldn't make a Hyena laugh.
19th Dec 2007, 14:57
This pun thread's the worst yet, you lot have really lowered the bahhh...
Guess I'll make like a sheep and get the flock outta here ...
19th Dec 2007, 16:55
I thought this thread would a tractor better response ( yes I know its not an animal but it probably ran over one at some point).
I'll put my capon.
19th Dec 2007, 19:41
Never underestimate puns - there's more to them than meats the eye, you know.
19th Dec 2007, 19:54
Its good to see you beefing it up a bit.
19th Dec 2007, 22:12
Gawd - all the duck jokes are getting me down. Eider come up with better ones, or I'll go quackers.....
19th Dec 2007, 23:03
quackers? thats a bit of ostrich for a pun isnt it?
19th Dec 2007, 23:14
Will you quit crowing. I'm lion around, but you're robin me of my sleep...
20th Dec 2007, 07:09
I do not wish to a llama anyone , but isn't that The Pun Police over there?
20th Dec 2007, 07:14
There must be some missed steak ...
20th Dec 2007, 07:47
Geese, guys. All this Puffin around. To the French... S'eagal.. (double points for that one!!)
Here we go again, egging each udder on... you want puns? Do you? OK, Gammon!
20th Dec 2007, 10:04
It's about time we artificially inseminated some common sense into this thread. At least it would stop the bull.
20th Dec 2007, 10:05
Oooh ... a challenge from bnt!! I can hardly bear the suspense. I'd be lion if I said I wasn't interested, so camel long folks ... give it yer best shot!
20th Dec 2007, 14:48
Smartly now.....chop, chop!
This is getting boaring so I'll sow a few ideas until I get horse until someone calls fowl play. I hope nobody will quail if I try and ram through a few old ones, s I free range over the subject, even if I mention the odd turkey or two.
20th Dec 2007, 16:58
I think interest is beginning to tapir off now.
Oh! Farm animals you said.
20th Dec 2007, 18:50
Oh! Farm animals you said.
Thats what I herd too. :hmm:
20th Dec 2007, 19:10
I think you lot are rat ar$sed and I don't care if yous a wether or a tup.
20th Dec 2007, 19:27
You lot should gosling your hook.
I just took another gander at this thread... talk about re-inventing the veal...