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rotorrookie
27th Oct 2007, 21:15
What is common with pilots and mushrooms
You feed them with **** and keep'em in the dark
MightyGem
27th Oct 2007, 22:20
Keep taking the tablets, RR.
ShyTorque
27th Oct 2007, 23:03
Yes, but the thing about mushrooms is that despite the s*** you can't stop them from poking their heads up.
Heli-Ice
28th Oct 2007, 01:25
Is that how your boss is treating you these days RR? :E
topendtorque
28th Oct 2007, 11:16
I am sorry to say that after many posts you are still a rookie with a bit to learn!
I appreciate that in your neck of the woods that right now you may be frustrated as the daylight is short and the dark is long;-
However, ROOKIES are only supposed to be seen at the controls in DAYLIGHT and heard - shouting in the bar- in the DARK.
As far as your diet is concerned if you remember to substitute that with the odd bone that you should be thrown as part of the universal slave feeding regime then you should survive to take on the world sooner than you think.
I will leave you with an adage that may help;
A pessimist is one who sees difficulty in every opportunity,
an opportunist is one who sees opportunity in every difficulty.
all the best
TET
No, No, No TET. The Oxford English Dictionary definition of a pessimist is 'An optimist with experience!'
TeeS
2PWRR
28th Oct 2007, 13:05
No the definition of an optimist is a helicopter pilot who smokes and thinks he is going to die of cancer