http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/images/2007/07/11/medals.jpg

" ... must keep abreast of what the forces are up to ..."

"CORRRR, they let women in the regiment now"?;)

Are yeez lookin at me tits ye dorty bastaaad!!

"Cammy's come out this far when she bends over".

... just need to check that those are ruggedised....

I'm just the titter that runs through the crowd . . .

"I will call them cyclic and collective, do you mind if we practise auto rotation now!!!"

PA

There are a few more here http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=283926

" Do you mind if one warms ones hands. It's a bit nipply out this morning!! "

"I haven't had an opportunity like this since my old mate Frank Robinson took me for a factory tour!"

Charles - " I bet you 50p I can make yer t*ts wobble without touching them" :p

"Now, they call me Jug ears but, my word...."

or

"Camilla used to have a couple of these up here once...now..."

or

Second Trooper from the right: "Geez, I hope he doesn't notice my erection!"

'You don't get many of those to the pound/kilo'.

"One has always been rather fond of organic growth "

or

" even if your royal highness is talking in centimetres rather than inches, he still hasn't got much worth talking about have you sir "

More medals, hand me more medals...
Ozzy

"If you had a pocket on your tunic, your ribbons and wings might not be crooked..."

Come in Tokyo, come in tokyo......




I'm goin to hell, I know it.

Why's the soldier nearest the camera sleeping?

"...I much prefer the hands-on approach myself....."

If my last wife's car had had airbags like those she'd still be here.

Why's the soldier nearest the camera sleeping?


Perhaps he had more than just his breasts fondled?

"I say - what a cracking set of gongs!"

"m.u.s.t.....c.o.n.t.r.o.l....m.y.s.e.l.f...."

(thought bubble) mmmmmm.... boooobieeees (drool)

or

"you've got big things ahead of you my dear"

This one time at band camp........

Mama Mama!!!!!!!!!