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TheHogwartsBEngO
21st Mar 2007, 15:26
We plan to attend a pub quiz tonight. Whenever we go to such an event, we can never come up with a genuinely witty/funny/ appropriate Team name.

This may have been covered here before but can anyone suggest any decent names? other than the obvious 'Norfolk n Chance' 'Piston Broke' etc etc

(might be better for Jetblast?)

All suggestions considered.

Thanks.

Mr-Burns
21st Mar 2007, 15:30
How about ' The Bells End' ?

teeteringhead
21st Mar 2007, 15:32
The Senior Daughter was in one once called Quizteam Aguilera.....

......might not be right for hairy engineers though.....

OMG A mover scorned
21st Mar 2007, 15:36
Or maybe

Liquor round the front and poker in the rear:hmm:

nice castle
21st Mar 2007, 15:37
Heard two recently which made me smile,
"And the winner is" (Think about it!)
or
"The number of wan*s I have had today is..."
Bit crude, but effective in embarrassing the compere. Gauge the time and the place carefully for that one I suppose.

TheHogwartsBEngO
21st Mar 2007, 15:42
Someone in th'office suggested "Whale oil Beef Hooked" :D - but I think that's been done before at this particular quiz. :(

formertonkaplum
21st Mar 2007, 15:44
Go with Random Words. A friend and I once thought of one word each, he went first and myself second. The team name became 'Custard Fish'.

Failling that...... Try.....

Mike Litaches

Mr C Hinecap
21st Mar 2007, 16:04
Friends always compete as 'quiz on my face'. :rolleyes:

airborne_artist
21st Mar 2007, 16:11
We're the Phu Kawee

Get me some traffic
21st Mar 2007, 16:20
Try Norfolk and Good

QFIhawkman
21st Mar 2007, 16:23
Think of something topical, and a bit sick.

I won "Best name" bonus in a quiz a few years back with "Rod Hull's TV aerial repair service" only two days after he died.

Think along the lines of recently deceased cricket coaches say, and make a pun on that. "Woolmer's googlies" perhaps?

samuraimatt
21st Mar 2007, 16:33
Suffolk 'n' close?

TheHogwartsBEngO
21st Mar 2007, 16:48
Woolmer's Googlies? oooh! that's a bit close to the mark!

airborne_artist
21st Mar 2007, 16:59
Fancy your chances? Suffolk n'good :E

mymatetcm
21st Mar 2007, 16:59
freddie fore skin and the drawbacks
If you have a freddie! on the team

country calls
21st Mar 2007, 17:48
My nom de pume on here is from a quiz team I was in:

"And the winners are the country calls"

To which we would always chime up "But of course he did, thats how we won!"

When it was sussed we simply changed it to the country members!

:rolleyes:

wf1
21st Mar 2007, 18:27
team name
Hairy Arms

Solid Rust Twotter
21st Mar 2007, 18:46
Cockroach Pudding

Whirlygig
21st Mar 2007, 18:51
Not my quiz team's name but my arch-rival's; The Y-Shaped Coffin!

Cheers

Whirls

SmilingKnifed
21st Mar 2007, 19:03
We've always gone for the Cambridge University Netball Team.:E

Could be the last?
21st Mar 2007, 19:06
Looking to hold a 'multi-national'/coalition pub quiz in some secret airbase in a sandy capital somewhere........ Therefore, I am after a website of pubquiz questions and non-pc team names. Anything goes:ok:

edwardspannerhands
21st Mar 2007, 19:55
How's about;

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

DICKY the PIG
21st Mar 2007, 20:46
You could always try "Jill Dando's doorstep challenge". Normally gets a giggle.:E

C130 Techie
21st Mar 2007, 20:48
How about

There's no 'f' in chips.

Junglynx
21st Mar 2007, 21:51
I always like,

"Jeremy Beadle's gammy hand"

"Heather Mills spare sock"

"Gordon Browns a greedy b*st*rd"

StopStart
21st Mar 2007, 22:02
"could be the last"

For a humorous picture round may I direct you towards the quizzes section of http://www.b3ta.co.uk? (nb. perhaps not strictly work friendly....:hmm:

I can guarantee the Righteous Morality Police of our colonial cousins will chortle merrily at the likes "Man Milk or Moo Milk" and "Fringe or Minge".

Or perhaps not. Worth a punt though............

aviate1138
22nd Mar 2007, 06:19
Limp Rick and the No Balls? :)

BEagle
22nd Mar 2007, 07:15
Uncle Spam's Targets?

Some years ago when Bona Jets were tent-pegging rather often, a mate went to a bad taste party all tied up in flying suit and bandages - 'Harrier Pilot' was his choice....

AdanaKebab
22nd Mar 2007, 09:14
Rusty Sherriffs Badge

Gainesy
22nd Mar 2007, 09:21
My local pub had a couple of teams dubbed Hepititis A and Hepititis B.:uhoh:

TheHogwartsBEngO
22nd Mar 2007, 09:29
we went for 'Would anyone like a drink?' :rolleyes:



"what's wrong with Ken Dodd's dad's dog darling?

- I don't care about Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog - I'm glad the damned dalmation's dead!

- oh come! Ken dodd's dad's dog was no trouble darling! it always seemed like a decidedly decent dog to this detective!"

(Lines from a very silly short play I was once in - brought back many memories - thanks edward spannerhands)

Yeller_Gait
22nd Mar 2007, 17:37
One I liked from a team that used to compete (very seriously) in a local quiz ...

Universally Challenged


Y_G

wokkameister
22nd Mar 2007, 21:27
Cunning Stunts has always been my fave.:D

threepointonefour
22nd Mar 2007, 21:46
I once wore a badge (as did the whole Sqn !!) that had a brevet, a ficticious name below and then the very clever,

"Combined U.N Tac Sqn" in place of the standard sqn number. :eek:

Looking back, I walked round for 3 months with " C * * * S " on my flying suit. Clever. :ugh:

I suggest something different ....

monkeybumhead
26th Mar 2007, 18:41
How's about "the Pakistani bob sleighing team"

Dan Gerous
26th Mar 2007, 20:27
Saw "Cashmere Lobster" written on the side of a box of yarn, in a factory I once worked in, and thought it was a cool name.

Solid Rust Twotter
26th Mar 2007, 20:39
Bobbing For Chips.