Myleene Klass visits troops in Afghanistan...

[jenna_jameson]

The Sun reports:

'AN RAF plane taking sexy Myleene Klass on a visit to troops in Afghanistan was shot at by Taliban fighters.
The TV babe, 28, also just back from Gran Canaria said: "As we flew into Kabul I heard this big 'thwack' on the plane. Then I could hear this grinding, which was the plane's defence shields being put up. It scared the daylights out of me."'

So was that the force field or the cloaking device, then?

Please, please tell me someone on here was flying that jet.

Silly woman...:rolleyes:

[flipster]

"......I heard this big 'thwack' on the plane......"


Was that the ALM spouting off again?:oh:

ps She might be silly, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you lot!!!

[WhiteOvies]

Thinking aloud here:

Herc coming into Kabul, gear and flaps move for landing producing a 'grinding' noise -

Frightened singer: Oh my God, what's that noise??:{
Hairy Ar*sed LM : Don't worry that's just the defence shields going up!:E

All reported faithfully and accurately as ever by the journos :hmm:

[hobie]

When did we ever hear of Red Top journos coming out with anything but Bull$$$$$$ when it comes to Aircraft ....:8

I bet you the Lads thanked her for going down there? ..... :ok:

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[Zoom]

Be fair, folks. If anyone knows about the sound of grinding it has to be Myleene.

You don't suppose Jane Fonda is ready for a reprise of her successful Viet Nam tours, do you?

[Flap62]

Frankly, if she was dressed like that, I'm not surprised there were thwacking noises coming from the back of the aircraft. If I was on board she'd have heard some from the flight deck as well!

[A2QFI]

I bet she has done more for morale than any of the self-seeking, body guarded politicos that have gone out there recently for a bit of career boosting posing and stage managed glad handing!

[antipodean alligator]

Do you reckon that the Lads convinced her to not wear Body Armour???

[TMJ]

Do you reckon that the Lads convinced her to not wear Body Armour???

More likely there was a rush of volunteers to help her put it on and take it off...

[diginagain]

Lets just hope she doesn't rock up on stage naked but for a bit of cam-cream and a pair of roll-mats on her arms.

[RobinXe]

I laughed so hard at the defence shields bit when the paper rocked up this morning that a little bit of wee came out! :eek:

[GANNET FAN]

When did we ever hear of Red Top journos coming out with anything but Bull$$$$$$ when it comes to Aircraft ....:8

I bet you the Lads thanked her for going down there? ..... :ok:

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/103396.jpg
I for one would certainly thank her for going down there

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

I for one would have probably "shown" my appreciation a split second before she got there..................then muttered an apolgy for my "ND":E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Flyingskygod]

No, sorry lads. She doesn't do a thing for me.

Leave her in the Jungle, is what I say.

[Specaircrew]

Yes the defence shields did make a bit of a grinding noise as I bravely wrestled with the controls of the stricken jet as it plummeted earthwards just missing that primary school on finals! We had to put some WD40 on them before we got airborne again and covered the bullet holes with speed tape :-)

Actually she seemed like quite a nice girl and smelled a lot more pleasant than the rest of the flight deck crew(not difficult)!

[Jackonicko]

Flap 62,

I thanked God that I had one of these:

http://www.mp3essentials.co.uk/mp3store/product_info.php?products_id=195

Because otherwise, my laptop would have been filled with diet coke, instead of liberally but harmlessly sprayed.

[Flyingskygod]

GAY!!!!!!:cool:

Well that's a well thought out argument. Well done.

Different strokes, different folks, she just doesn't appeal to me.

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Matt,

I think he' must be a harrier mate so there NO women good enough in the entire world:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[AlanM]

..... also just back from Gran Canaria....

Also??? Is it as bad as Afghanistan over there??:ugh:

[Flyingskygod]

Matt,

I think he' must be a harrier mate so there NO women good enough in the entire world:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Wrong :=

D for effort. Please try again.

[Flyingskygod]

Not gay and not a Herc pilot. Sorry.

[flipster]

Maybe she's a flyingskygoddess...and straight!?
:hmm: :hmm:

[Flyingskygod]

Maybe she's a flyingskygoddess...and straight!?
:hmm: :hmm:


I like your thinking.

[flipster]

Aha...!!

Sorry, I didn't mean to cause offence when I said "I wouldn't climb over Myleen to get to you"!

flipster

[Flyingskygod]

Not offended at all!

[flipster]

Am not surprised, actually! It wouldn't have been much of a compliment coming from an ugly, fat KOS like me, anyway!!

[Woodgreen]

Well, she is better than a CSE show with John Barnes...........

and a whole lot better than that daft Welsh bint........ Katherine Jenkins (In my opinion) who has been know to rock up to sandy locations for absolutely no reason!!!!!

:ok:

[hobie]

Oh I don't know ..... :confused:

she's the sort of Gal you could take home to meet your mum and dad .... :)

http://www.katherinejenkins.org/FestivalRememberence002s.JPG

[mystic_meg]

coming from an ugly, fat KOS like me

You forgot to mention short Flip! :E

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Flip,

Are you a not long promoted, stunted of scottish descent and recent ex det co by any chance:p ..............cos that's where the clues have led this tea boy so far:E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Grum Peace Odd]

Flip has been out for some while now. Hardly "...not long promoted." And not exactly hiding behind an obscure handle.

I'm away from Lyneham at the moment - but from your post, has DT has been promoted?

[BillHicksRules]

FlyingSkyGod,

I am sorry to but in here but I have to side with Samuraimatt on this one.

Cheers

BHR

[unconcerned]

Self-important, self-obsessed, self-promoting skinny bint. No I wouldn't kick her out for eating toast in bed - but she's nowhere close to the class of that bird in uniform in the caption contest a few months back.

I 'ad that Scarlet Church in the back of me cab last week....

[movadinkampa747]

She doesn't eat toast. I had to make her crumpets. At least they make less mess:E

[WPH]

and how does she like her eggs mova?...

[movadinkampa747]

and how does she like her eggs mova?...

Fertilized.:cool:

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

As Mova is a bit of a jaffa they will be unfertalised.............of course:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[flipster]

ABIW

Slightly vertically challenged, Celtic (with a hard 'C') but not a Jockistani and as Grumpy said.....'gone'!

Flip

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Flip,

Apologies as it was a cheap shot, bearing in mind the individual I was alluding to:E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[hobie]

Coming from 6 generations of classical musicians on her father's side: Myleene's grandmother was an opera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opera) singer and her grandfather left his violin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violin) to her which she later went on to play.
Klass began to learn the piano and violin from the age of 4 and then the harp at 12. Myleene then took all her Associated Board of Royal Schools of Music (ABRSM) exams in violin, piano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano) and voice whilst still at school. Her success lead her to receive an A grade in A Level Music, as well as becoming a Norfolk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfolk) County scholar.[1] (http://www.classicfm.com/article.asp?id=227412)
Myleene's education was at Notre Dame High School (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_High_School_%28Norwich%29) in Norwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwich), before going to the Guildhall School of Music and Drama (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guildhall_School_of_Music_and_Drama) followed by the Royal Academy of Music (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Academy_of_Music)'s Junior Academy.


Smart gal .... that's for sure ..... :)

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[movadinkampa747]

As Mova is a bit of a jaffa they will be unfertalised.............of course:p
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Of course, as you have been shooting blanks for years they will remain unfertised. :hmm:

[flipster]

ABIW

No offence taken, me old! Hope all is well on the mighty J?

FWIW, I've never had a prob with the J - just their airships' at Grope apparent blinkered happiness to accept a capability gap while the J gets all its clearances and defensive aids. The K should have been retired by now!

Sending any people to do a job without the right kit and expecting them to 'get on with it' is nothing short of immoral. Some gung-ho 'middle managers' have not done the J any favours, either. Nobody wants another XV179 - this time, the serial number startiing with a Z!

Back to thread ....... Myleene has a fantastic pair of brains and I, for one, would love her to blow my trumpet!

[movadinkampa747]

ABIW
Myleene has a fantastic pair of brains

A titter was heard from the depths of PPRUNE.:)

[flipster]

A titter or, perhaps, two?:) :)

[John Eacott]

Lovely lass, I had the opportunity to chat to her yesterday: she is hoping to do a return trip to Afghanistan in a month or two, so someone there must have impressed her :p

Can't be any other reason to go voluntarily, surely := ;)

[movadinkampa747]

Can't be any other reason to go voluntarily, surely := ;)

Not even for the extra £12.51 a day?

[John Eacott]

I know my flying has its moments, but this was the last I saw of her ;)

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[DummyRun]

Having suffered at Kan and Bas it looks like the young lady has a Col in one cup and a Brig in the other cup, nice pair!!!!!!

[DummyRun]

Doh,
'My lean class'.... It's all to to do with that other stunner that 'leaned' EGDL...pwhoar what a , oh do get a grip!!! the very mention will get ABIW and SPHLC all squidgy!!!
Ooh Caroline....

[flipster]

Doh,
.... the very mention will get ABIW and SPHLC all squidgy!!!
Ooh Caroline....

Not a pleasant thought!!!