Runaway Gun
4th Nov 2006, 14:18
If you check out the latest December issue of FHM UK, there's a lovely fullpage advertisement 'feature' on page 191.
Decked with some lovely photographs and big red writing, it sure looks great.
Then I read the fine print, which included the following:
"Life in the RAF is never dull..."
"In what other job would you volunteer to traipse to the South Pole on foot? Or row the Atlantic with Nell McAndrew waving you goodbye?"
"... and you'll visit some of the planet's most exciting places."
"Great Mates! Remember the camaraderie between Maverick and Goose in Top Gun? Well, being in the RAF is just like that."
"And with such a large number of girls.... you might even find a Kelly McGillis girlfriend too"
"...free access to sports facilities..."
At least they were joking when they added "Having a fluffy moustache is not mandatory..."
Can anybody tell me how to apply to join the FHM RAF ??
Decked with some lovely photographs and big red writing, it sure looks great.
Then I read the fine print, which included the following:
"Life in the RAF is never dull..."
"In what other job would you volunteer to traipse to the South Pole on foot? Or row the Atlantic with Nell McAndrew waving you goodbye?"
"... and you'll visit some of the planet's most exciting places."
"Great Mates! Remember the camaraderie between Maverick and Goose in Top Gun? Well, being in the RAF is just like that."
"And with such a large number of girls.... you might even find a Kelly McGillis girlfriend too"
"...free access to sports facilities..."
At least they were joking when they added "Having a fluffy moustache is not mandatory..."
Can anybody tell me how to apply to join the FHM RAF ??