Flying Spaghetti Monster Attacks C-17

[Skunkerama]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/spaghetti-monster.jpg

[South Bound]

Great thread title, just wish my browser would let me see the picture!

[ORAC]

I can´t see it either.

Hope he´s not having a go at us pastafarians though. Wouldn´t want to get stopped and searched next time I´m on my way to church in my pirate outfit......... :uhoh:

[Jordan D]

I can - its a fantastic picture. Well, its a laugh, if nothing else.

Jordan

[WhiteOvies]

The little red cross of doom.:mad: Thread title has me hook, line and sinker.

[scroggs]

Ah, the Wholly Spirit of His Noodly Appendage (http://www.venganza.org/)! Not often seen...

[South Bound]

Absolutely classic - teach it to my kids now!

[WhiteOvies]

How surprising to find this!! Proof indeed, now where's my eyepatch?:}
http://www.venganza.org/plume.htm

If you can't see the pic try this link, seems to work ok!

[cooheed]

Excellent, is the C-17 coming back to finish him off?

[ComJam]

You really don't want to be too close behind one of them! :eek:

[Training Risky]

This thread is BLASPHEMOUS!!!

An eternity in the Lake of Hellfire await all those who dare to mock our Lord Jesus.

Can't you see that our faith is all about love and compassion for your fellow man.

Give up this blasphemy you sinners!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roush]

But I only said that this halibut was good enough for Jehovah

[maxburner]

You're only making it worse!

[blue up]

Right! Who threw that?

Get to the back!

:8 :D :ok: :E

[Sloppy Link]

This can only be a representation of the great FSM in the same way that any other Intelligent Design can only be a representation as there are no accurate images of any ID. Evolution is by definition evolving therefore any image presented is out of date straight away which goes to show that ID or evolution are all in the imagination of the individual. For myself, ID theory that encompasses the answer to life, the universe and everything as presented by the great Douglas Adams is far more acceptable. Hail to the mice although I strongly believe that pastafarians should have the right to follow their beliefs also. As long as they don't blow up airliners.:)

[ORAC]

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)

...You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg

[Jackonicko]

You're all being bloody silly.

It's clearly Roy Wood, formerly of Wizard, dematerialising.

http://www.empty-handed.com/images/archive/roy_wood_christmas.jpg

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/25571.jpg

[brickhistory]

Actually, this is how we made Hurricane Katrina.


The "TOP SECRET" classification markings have been cropped off.

[Polikarpov]

Good though that pirates graph is I think it needs an update. Certainly in recent years reported pirate activity seems to have rocketed, although that probably has something to do with the fact that the BBC news website appears to have at least one full time piracy correspondent these days.

I just wish they'd change the stock photo of those guys in that crappy looking boat sporting an RPG, every once in a while.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41848000/jpg/_41848972_seabourn203ap.jpg

It can't always be the same guys.

Or can it?

Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Green Flash]

The Noodly One will know, for sure. :ok:

[Magoodotcom]

This thread is BLASPHEMOUS!!!
Blasphemous AND phosphorous!
Yeah OK, getting me coat...

[Aeronut]

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org/)
...You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg


Cause and correlation - the statisticians bette noir:=

No statistical significance is quoted so I for one am sceptical without further proof :}

[ORAC]

Ye of little faith..... Flying Spaghetti Monster Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) :cool: