Ahh the mighty cat!! [Archive]

Always_broken_in_wilts

19th Jul 2006, 09:07

My brother in law just just bought a 10 year old XK?, bloody lovely car but very thirsty, also his two young daughters reckon it is very very windy in the back with the top down.........:ok:

Ford Capri...no doubt including leopard skin seat covers fluffy dice with vec and shaz on the windscreen........thought you navel types had a bit more class:E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Fg Off Max Stout

19th Jul 2006, 09:11

George Bush has a car. He's a complete tosser. America is evil and is concealing the truth about 9/11 and Elvis. The Israelis and PMA are in on it too. JPA will bring down the evil, low-flying, arrogant, capitalist, jaguar sh1tting pigdogs. Vive La France!

airborne_artist

19th Jul 2006, 09:11

Imagine having to fill one up with petrol at 98p/litre :E an XJ12 has an 87 litre tank....

batfink2

19th Jul 2006, 09:12

They have two fuel tanks dontchaknow!

Talking Radalt

19th Jul 2006, 09:19

Inspector Morse drove one.

Barkly1992

19th Jul 2006, 09:28

My ultimate car is still a British Racing Green Mk2 cat - 2.8 - with spoked wheels; leather trim of course and the old walnut dash.

Because I can't have one I drive a Honda Euro (wat its called in Oz) - think its a Honda R in UK - six speed manual.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - :p

Toxteth O'Grady

19th Jul 2006, 09:31

Ahh the mighty cat!!
http://www.forconstructionpros.com/article/photos/1147202024889_psv_3_pg33.jpg
:cool:
TOG

Chesty Morgan

19th Jul 2006, 09:32

"In a jungle where the ground was dirty and muddy there lived an animal who had no spots or a name. He wanted a name very badly. One day there was a man named Richard who had a car named jaguar and drove fast, just like the animal did. WHen the car stopped, it splashed mud all over the animal. The animal liked the way he looked with spots on his body, but he ran after the car to tell the man that he should be more careful. The jaguar found that he could run as fast as the car! He decided to call himself a jaguar just like the car and he kept the spots too! That is how the jaguar got his spots and his name."

Apparently:cool:

airborne_artist

19th Jul 2006, 09:34

http://www.angelfire.com/fm/compass/Catalina_IIA.jpg

Fg Off Max Stout

19th Jul 2006, 09:36

How well's your thread going, Mukit? :ok:

Chesty Morgan

19th Jul 2006, 09:42

Is this what you're on about:confused:

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B00061ZNZK.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

maxburner

19th Jul 2006, 09:46

When I saw the name of this thread I thought back to my time with the Navy. Happy days: rum, bum, backy and THE LASH!!!

Toxteth O'Grady

19th Jul 2006, 09:50

NFL.com wire reports

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- The Jacksonville Jaguars added two veteran wide receivers, signing unrestricted free agents Troy Edwards and Randy Hymes.

The signings come eight days after Jimmy Smith retired.

Edwards played for the Jaguars in 2003 and 2004, and played in three games for the Lions in 2005. In 92 NFL games, including three seasons with Pittsburgh (1999-2001) and one with St. Louis (2002), the 5-foot-10, 185-pound Edwards has 203 receptions for 2,404 yards and 11 touchdowns.

Hymes spent all five of his seasons in Baltimore after the Ravens originally signed him as an undrafted rookie free agent in 2002. The 6-3, 211-pound Hymes played in all 16 games a year ago, with three starts, 11 catches for 132 yards and two scores. In 37 career games, Hymes has caught 43 passes for 578 yards and four touchdowns.

Last week, Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio said the team wouldn't sign a veteran receiver to replace Smith.

"Our approach will be to develop the guys that we have and we have some young talent at that position," Del Rio said. "I remain very confident in the guys that we have that they're going to be able to help us be real effective."

:cool:

TOG

maxburner

19th Jul 2006, 09:52

Got to love that American grammar - real good.

Fg Off Max Stout

19th Jul 2006, 09:53

http://www.heimcomputer.de/pics/jag_pal_cd1.jpg
Obsolescent, sluggish performance, overweight and with limited power - and that's just the operators.

movadinkampa747

19th Jul 2006, 10:05

http://www.vgmuseum.com/systems/jaguar/jaguar2.jpg

Speak up max

Fg Off Max Stout

19th Jul 2006, 10:07

Were you referring to 'Hello Jaguar', the Japanese glam-rock throwback, acappella, theme band? I haven't seen them live yet but their website (http://homepage3.nifty.com/jaguar-star/) kicks ass. Hear them here (http://homepage3.nifty.com/jaguar-star/mc/fm5921-4.mp3)

http://homepage3.nifty.com/jaguar-star/gif/knt-kz.png
＊＊千葉テレビのHELLO JAGUAR は、

http://www.chiba-tv.com/jaguar/image/j.jpg
OK, Mr Jaguar. For this shot make like you're being chased by a lion with a massive hard on.

http://www.chiba-tv.com/jaguar/image/tm.gif
This guy looks like he could win wars just with a guitar solo.

Vatican69

19th Jul 2006, 10:17

Mukit,

This is a bad big cat story

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_qPFPb9v8&search=angry%20big%20cat

movadinkampa747

19th Jul 2006, 10:29

These are on ebay if you want them
http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/go/gooshi2000/CAJKcopy.gif

Radar Muppet

19th Jul 2006, 10:33

Absolutely blaaady priceless, keep it coming.

airborne_artist

19th Jul 2006, 10:36

Are you a boffin, Mukit?

http://www.hrmconsultancy.net/images/personal/jaguar.jpg

Chesty Morgan

19th Jul 2006, 10:40

http://www.aqualandpetsplus.com/Cichlid,%20Jaguars,%20More.htm

Always_broken_in_wilts

19th Jul 2006, 10:49

What about a go kart:p

http://www.jaguarkarts.com/

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

Vatican69

19th Jul 2006, 11:12

http://www.vgmuseum.com/systems/jaguar/jaguar2.jpg

This may help if you decide to get this jaguar

http://www.gamewinners.com/JAG/index.html:ok:

Vatican69

19th Jul 2006, 11:14

Or maybe you are a keen trekie

http://www.ussjaguar.org/

jollygreenfunmachine

19th Jul 2006, 12:22

Produced to meet a 1965 joint Anglo-French specification for an advanced trainer/tactical support aircraft, the SEPECAT Jaguar was transformed into a potent fighter-bomber with sophisticated nav/attack systems for the low-level all-weather attack role. The first of eight Jaguar prototypes made its maiden flight on 8 September 1968. India's sizeable Jaguar fleet includes 15 two-seat Jaguar IT operational trainers. Ten have been assembled under licence.

The RAF received 200 Jaguars, comprising 165 single-seat GR.Mk Is (with chisel laser noses) and 35 T.Mk 2 trainers. The latter have the full nav/attack avionics suite but no lasers. Delivered in 1973-78, GR.Mk ls were tasked with nuclear strike, reconnaissance and conventional strike. Recce aircraft carry a centreline pod containing five cam-eras and an IR linescan. Only the Coltishall Wing remains, its GR.Mk ls gaining Adour Mk 104 engines from 1978-84. The GR.Mk 1A upgrade added a FIN1064 INS, AN/AILE-40 flare dispensers, Phimat flare pods and jamming pods to 75 single-seaters. Fourteen trainers were similarly upgraded as T.Mk 2As. For Operation Granby in 1991 Jaguars also used CRV-7 rockets and CBU-87 cluster bombs

Dunhovrin

19th Jul 2006, 12:24

C'mon chaps enough is enough. This is a MILITARY aircrew forum so he obviously wants to know about...

HMS Jaguar, a J-class destroyer, that was sunk by two torpedoes from U-652on March 26 1942. Amongst the 53 men rescued was Edward Gerard Napier Mansfield who later, as Vice-Admiral Sir Ged Mansfield, was Acting Secretary of the Queen's Silver Jubilee Trust and raised over £300,000 for the newly-formed Prince's Trust. Sadly he died recently and his obit was in yesterday's Telegraph. Fascinating chap by all accounts.

I love a good military obit don't you? What's your favourite? Ooops sorry ,off topic int I?

Affirmatron

19th Jul 2006, 12:36

Or maybe he's a she......

http://www.shoppersdrugmart.ca/english/beauty/products/fragrance/jaguar.html

I note with interest on the same page that Britney's Curious. Interesting :ok:

This is just wrong....http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/jaguar/jagswim.jpg

I also note that a Google search for 'Jaguar Sex Toy' triggered the company 'Porno Fire Wall'. :uhoh:

jollygreenfunmachine

19th Jul 2006, 12:51

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2205461/

Much loved and respected actor. Unforgettable performance in F**k Fever after a small part in Porn Zone!

Have i gone to far?!

airborne_artist

19th Jul 2006, 12:55

Have i gone to far?!

Give us your start and finish co-ords and we'll tell you.

Affirmatron - was this what you were looking for? It's Jaguar Lux, apparantly...

http://www.comeasyouare.com/images/Product/jag1.gif

Toxteth O'Grady

19th Jul 2006, 12:59

C'mon guys, be serious. He obviously meant the Jaguar that flies.........http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/jaguar.html

Wonder how the RAF one rates for speed, turn, glide and fade?

:cool:

TOG

airborne_artist

19th Jul 2006, 13:08

"The Jaguar is an ideal disc for low power players who need to stretch out their distance. The Jaguar's turning characteristic and high glide make the most out of weak throws whether they are backhand air shots or rollers."

http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/new_discs/jaguar_dx.jpg

ORAC

19th Jul 2006, 13:11

Grumman XF10F-1 Jaguar

Only one prototype was built and flown in 1952. The Jaguar had a high shoulder variable geometry wing (13.5 to 42.5 degrees) and a single-seat cockpit.

In June 2001, I was in touch with Corwin "Corky" Meyer, the only pilot ever to fly the unique XF10F-1. He sent a most kind and interesting letter and I add some of it to this page:

"It was a fun airplane for me to fly because it had so much wrong with it. That may sound like a contradiction of mental attitude but those aircraft were the ones that I learned how to find out just what could be corrected in the air and what had to be worked over on the ground. It was easy when an engineering pilot worked directly with the engineering department because each had a half of the answer. Neither could work without the other. It seems that test pilots now believe that computers think for both the pilots and engineers. Only humans think and so it will always be. I hope that test pilots and engineers don't give up that interesting part of making a great aircraft."

In an article in the Fligth Journal, issue April 2000, Corwing Meyer says also the following:

"An English test pilot made the following complete report about another airplane he had flown, and it fit my total assessment of the Jaguar perfectly: 'The entrance to the cockpit of this airplane is most difficult. It should have been made impossible.' "

Grumman's only alley cat: The trials and tribulations of flying the XF10F-1 (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3897/is_200004/ai_n8902728)

http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contributions/Visschedijk/3682.jpg

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 13:20

B@ll@x

:8

Toxteth O'Grady

19th Jul 2006, 13:36

http://z.about.com/d/webclipart/1/0/P/u/can1b.gif

:cool:

TOG

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 13:37

Typical childish zobs, all the same!!

PS, I hope i didnt fit your ejection seat,...for your sake!!

Dunhovrin

19th Jul 2006, 13:42

On behalf all the other Rotary Mates here - me too!

Lafyar Cokov

19th Jul 2006, 14:03

Come on guys - I think they mean this - outdated, not used by anyone else and uses the curvature of the earth to get airborne (this last one may be quite irrelevant)......
http://www.macworld.com/news/2002/05/06/jaguar/

Ohhhh the wonders of Google!!!

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 14:07

Wokka w@nkers, not good enough for proper aircraft?

Safety_Helmut

19th Jul 2006, 14:24

Oh, how I've missed armourer humour, :D

A I'm and armourer, B I'm an............ :E

S_H

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 17:55

perhaps you will all die soon :)

wg13_dummy

19th Jul 2006, 18:07

perhaps you will all die soon :)

Hark at her. Handbags!

Always_broken_in_wilts

19th Jul 2006, 18:25

It often happens when you offer wit to the witless:ugh:

Not an officer, ex TG2, now NCA so keep your bang seat bollox to yourself as I don't get one:E

Altogether now a I'm an ...........:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 18:32

??:) ??

Ive wiped my knob around more cups in officers crewrooms than you've had hot dinners mate!!

:)

wg13_dummy

19th Jul 2006, 18:40

??:) ??
Ive wiped my knob around more cups in officers crewrooms than you've had hot dinners mate!!
:)

Oh dear. I think you missed the 'Banter' course when you joined up, mukit.

This was a funny thread until you soiled it with your dummy spitting childish retorts.

BTW, whats an 'Officers Crewroom'??

detgnome

19th Jul 2006, 18:41

Such great response to banter. Ever wonder why officers always wash their mugs before using them?

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 18:43

Ho Ho Ho :)

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 18:45

Its where the jockeys (sausage variety mostly) spend most of their highly valuable time.

wg13_dummy

19th Jul 2006, 18:49

Its where the jockeys (sausage variety mostly) spend most of their highly valuable time.

Really? Thanks. I'll make a note of it.

I take it you don't like aircrew or officers?

Did a Jag mate whack his man glue up your missus's grotty clack at some time in the past? Understandable you show such resentment.

detgnome

19th Jul 2006, 18:50

Wow mukit, you're so cool - wish I could be like you, you have a searing line in wit and top class banter.

Keep up the work fella, you're going down a storm.

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 18:52

was that you, you old bugger?

wg13_dummy

19th Jul 2006, 18:57

was that you, you old bugger?
Yep. She was a munter. Takes it up the gritter though.

mukit

19th Jul 2006, 19:18

perhaps we should meet?

StopStart

19th Jul 2006, 19:19

Why? Do you take it up there as well?

wg13_dummy

19th Jul 2006, 19:27

perhaps we should meet?

Hello sailor.

Judging by your missus's looks and hygiene standards, I'll give it a miss ta.

(PS, I stuffed your tooth brush up my ring when I was round doing your pig in knickers).

Tombstone

19th Jul 2006, 21:30

Ah yes, I remember her well,

going like the clappers from behind when she asked if she could se my face so...

I put my 1250 on the pillow & put some eyes holes in the paper bag I'd put over her head.:E

BEagle

19th Jul 2006, 21:31

Time to move this childish nonsense to JetBlast, one thinks?

Tombstone

19th Jul 2006, 21:33

Sorry beagle...:oh:

timmcat

19th Jul 2006, 21:42

Time to move this childish nonsense to JetBlast, one thinks?

Yeah, come on, let us loose on this one... :}

mukit

20th Jul 2006, 05:43

Ha Ha Ha, suck it!!

:=

wg13_dummy

20th Jul 2006, 05:46

Ha Ha Ha, suck it!!
:=

S'funny, thats what 3 Para said just prior to spit roasting your missus.

mukit

20th Jul 2006, 06:18

See what happens, I started off this thread by asking a perfectly good question and you morons all decided to take the p!ss.
All could have been avoided if you were a sensible bunch coyuldn't it?
:= := := := := := := := := := := := :yuk:

mukit

20th Jul 2006, 06:19

Pity I cant spell couldn't though!

jonny5

20th Jul 2006, 08:10

As has been demonstrated, your question had many differnet meanings and interpretations!
Vatican
only trekkies would know where to get trekkie :mad: from! You like being the golden rivet dont you!:eek:

Vatican69

20th Jul 2006, 08:56

yeah yeah good show jonny, it's called google you gimp. (I bet you like star trek)

Mukit you have got a fair bit of banter on this one, but you seem to have left your sense of humour at home.

BlueWolf

20th Jul 2006, 09:35

Time to move this childish nonsense to JetBlast, one thinks?

Too late, Beags....we're heeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeee..........:E
;)

jonny5

20th Jul 2006, 09:37

I love star trek, there is something about those pointy ears and mangled foreheads that really turn me on!;)

Or hows about no! you crazy dutch :mad:

But seriously, i do like star trek....

jollygreenfunmachine

20th Jul 2006, 09:38

You know that if you put mukit and armourer into google and do a search.....you get a googlewhack! And it's a link to a Ford Mondeo enthusiast web site!
http://www.fordmondeo.org/forum/index.php?

Are you a Mondeo enthusiast Mukit....that would explain a lot. Too much time spent pimping your ride whilst Mrs Mukit is riding her pimp!

Have i gone too far again?!

Fg Off Max Stout

20th Jul 2006, 10:01

Love to hear some Mondeo stories (good or bad).

Streety

20th Jul 2006, 10:09

Starter here for 10.

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=13506

Affirmatron

20th Jul 2006, 10:13

I googled 'Mondeo' and 'dirtbox' and came up with....

http://mondeo.fordclubs.org/images/galerie/girls/3xx.jpg

Mukit's the one at the back in the RAF Marham baseball cap.

More (not work safe) here....

http://mondeo.fordclubs.org/galerie/g-girls.htm

Lon More

20th Jul 2006, 10:24

Time to move this childish nonsense to JetBlast, one thinks?

Probably get yourselves banned there these days

Vatican69

20th Jul 2006, 11:27

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice19/ford-mondeo-01-c.jpg

Mukit is this YOUR car??? Looks really nice:E

jollygreenfunmachine

20th Jul 2006, 12:21

Mondeo Man: The term was created when Tony Blair spotted a man polishing his Ford Mondeo and decided he was the kind of 30-something middle income homeowner whom Labour needed to win over from the Tories in 1997.
Mukit Man: The term was created when Pprune spotted a man polishing his bell end and decided he was the kind of 'your guns dirty and it's not my job to clean it' lower income (no flying pay) slam room renter whom Aircrew needed to banter continually.

jonny5

20th Jul 2006, 12:29

I have heard cars are just penis extensions but that is taking it too far Mukit! It obviously does something for the ladies!:hmm:

FFP

20th Jul 2006, 12:46

Affirm,

Love the photo and link !!!

Now I understand the Google search for "mondeo" but wondered what made you add the "dirtbox" to it also ?!?!?!?!?

Not complaining. Genius either way :ok:

Affirmatron

20th Jul 2006, 13:12

FFP

After reading Mukit's banter I just guessed he'd be a DIRTBOX kind of guy, as demonstrated by this pic he posted of himself on www.mondeo-doggers.co.uk (http://www.mondeo-doggers.co.uk)

http://www.gunnies.pac.com.au/images/gary_snow.JPG

Go on, polish that missile Banter Boy!

Having read his comments about his crewroom etiquette, I'd better stop rimming my own mug, might catch something!!!

FFP

20th Jul 2006, 13:48

I got ya !!

Mukit,

Really ? Is it you ? Oh dear . . . .:D :D

Legalapproach

20th Jul 2006, 15:33

Can we get back to the original purpose of this thread please, the mighty jag?

http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joystuff/jaguargeniuspizza.html

Thank you

FFP

20th Jul 2006, 15:40

Indeed.

Here are some pics of Jaguars in formation. Positioning is good (think the usual formation term is nice and tight but I'll refrain from using that . . . .. . )

http://www.leaguelineup.com/photodisplay.asp?url=nwjags&sid=765985090&pid=847108

Top 5 at the 2006 UCA championships. Go Jaguars !!!!

Have to go to page 28 of the google search for that

2port

20th Jul 2006, 20:03

As they leave the factory...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/mrhmonster/TheearlyJagdays.gif
2P

jonny5

21st Jul 2006, 08:00

http://www.jaguars.com/Tickets/Military.asp

Look, even the hicks in jacksonville give military discount!
dont think the mondeo boys would allow this to happen in their club!

Danny_Boy

21st Jul 2006, 10:07

found this when I googled 'mukit jaguar'

mukit
19-12-2002, 15:10
hey Seegert, slightly OT I know but can you post a bigger version of your avatar piccy for us to look at, it looks really good.

Its a "Lotustized" version of a Jaguar isn`t it?

cheers

mukit

:cool:

Perhaps he was actually on about the Jaguar car after all. Post was on this forum (http://forum.rscnet.org/archive/index.php?t-59654-p-2.html)

Affirmatron

21st Jul 2006, 13:28

Looks like the Mukit Banter-Meister has run out of Banter Juice. I'll order him some of this and await his glorious return....

http://www.takari.com/jaguar-2.jpg

movadinkampa747

21st Jul 2006, 14:51

Did you mean this mighty cat?

The Mighty Cat

See how this mighty cat uses its feline powers to keep 7 adorable, Curious George pups at bay.

The mighty cat (http://joinnow.myphotoalbum.com/hot-video.php?video=5)

Talking Radalt

21st Jul 2006, 18:34

Or these?::}
http://www.cats4less.co.uk/

Free delivery to main land UK!

N Arslow

21st Jul 2006, 21:26

Heard you could trade a couple of them for a couple of shags...

mukit

25th Jul 2006, 19:50

I have been away ( a spot of community service), but now I am return-ed for further 'banter'!!

Oh and by the way, I no longer own a Mondeo.

Jackonicko

25th Jul 2006, 20:16

Ey oop, Mukwit's back.

bad livin'

25th Jul 2006, 20:38

Arrghhh the frustration. I have an outstanding pic on my machine that's begging to be shown here. Can this be done?

movadinkampa747

25th Jul 2006, 21:20

You could always do this
Mighty Cat is a DSH about 11/2yrs old. Mighty Cat is afraid of people making him a permanent resident. He is happy with his feline companions. He needs a sponsor so that we may continue to provide him with love and care and meet all his needs.

The annual fee to sponsor Mighty Cat is $240.00 which may be paid in a single yearly lump sum, in quarterly payments of $60.00 or in monthly payments of $20.00. In return, you will receive a photo of "your" cat, with a brief history, periodic updates and quarterly newsletter. Also your name will be posted on this page. Print this form and send it along with your contribution.

http://adoptacatfoundation.org/images/mighty9.jpg