daedalus
13th Jul 2006, 21:21
Family flight of 5 Frankfurt SFO 9th July. No 11 hour flight in tourist can be regarded as anything but a trial, but the Lufthansa staff on this flight were superb!
The film choice (Ice Age The meltdown AND the Pink Panther) was awful -why 2 children's comedies?
The classical music choice is bizarre - atonal modern rubbish guaranteed to raise your blood pressure. Why not all time favourite classics - Bach, Strauss, Vivaldi etc.? Passengers need to be soothed, not excited and annoyed. I have some mediaeval chants which bring my blood pressure down in 10 minutes from 150/90 to 120/62! Unfortunately my I-pod hadn't charged (my fault) so i was at the mercy of the airline programmers.
Despite these disadvantages the quiet friendly efficiency of the staff was exemplary - nothing was too much trouble and the flight (747) was as good as tourist class can get.
Heartfelt congratulations were offered by us to the staff on our arrival.
When we flew on from SFO to Honolulu we had no choice but United Airlines (Lufthansa's partner).
Why oh why do a first class airline like Lufthansa ally with such a useless outfit as United? On a 5.5 hour flight NO free food or alcoholic drinks! And people criticize Ryanair! At least with Ryanair I only pay Euro 20-50 for the flight and it rarely lasts longer than 2 hours!
If they tried that in Europe, the French would set fire to the plane, the Italians would make so much noise they'd have to close the airport and the Germans might invade Poland.English men would grumble, but shut up when their wives dig them in the ribs and say "Don't make a fuss dear!"
What a bovine lot the Yanks are! Not a squeak from them. They must be used to it. The stewardesses were nice, but grandmothers looking like WVS volunteers or the WI.
The Boeing 767 might be a fine aircraft to fly, but what graduate of the Marquis de Sade school of engineering designed the seats? I stood for much of the flight, since it was more comfortable. What kind of idiot puts the headphone plug on the inside of the armrest of a narrow seat? What pillock puts adjustable air nozzles for ventilation on the roof so high up that you have to stand on the seat to adjust them?
I hope the much vaunted 787 is better designed.
Anyone know why the A350 first design was so unpopular with the airlines that Airbus have gone back to the drawing board?
At least the A319 and I think A320 have retractable individual flat screens instead of antedeluvian CRT or projection screens.
Aircraft seat and interior designers should be forced to fly tourist in their creations from Europe to New Zealand non-stop before the result is released on the long-suffering public.
Rant over. It was worth it to sit by the pool in Hawai'i.
Long live Lufthansa, but please, find a better US partner (if there are any).
:)
The film choice (Ice Age The meltdown AND the Pink Panther) was awful -why 2 children's comedies?
The classical music choice is bizarre - atonal modern rubbish guaranteed to raise your blood pressure. Why not all time favourite classics - Bach, Strauss, Vivaldi etc.? Passengers need to be soothed, not excited and annoyed. I have some mediaeval chants which bring my blood pressure down in 10 minutes from 150/90 to 120/62! Unfortunately my I-pod hadn't charged (my fault) so i was at the mercy of the airline programmers.
Despite these disadvantages the quiet friendly efficiency of the staff was exemplary - nothing was too much trouble and the flight (747) was as good as tourist class can get.
Heartfelt congratulations were offered by us to the staff on our arrival.
When we flew on from SFO to Honolulu we had no choice but United Airlines (Lufthansa's partner).
Why oh why do a first class airline like Lufthansa ally with such a useless outfit as United? On a 5.5 hour flight NO free food or alcoholic drinks! And people criticize Ryanair! At least with Ryanair I only pay Euro 20-50 for the flight and it rarely lasts longer than 2 hours!
If they tried that in Europe, the French would set fire to the plane, the Italians would make so much noise they'd have to close the airport and the Germans might invade Poland.English men would grumble, but shut up when their wives dig them in the ribs and say "Don't make a fuss dear!"
What a bovine lot the Yanks are! Not a squeak from them. They must be used to it. The stewardesses were nice, but grandmothers looking like WVS volunteers or the WI.
The Boeing 767 might be a fine aircraft to fly, but what graduate of the Marquis de Sade school of engineering designed the seats? I stood for much of the flight, since it was more comfortable. What kind of idiot puts the headphone plug on the inside of the armrest of a narrow seat? What pillock puts adjustable air nozzles for ventilation on the roof so high up that you have to stand on the seat to adjust them?
I hope the much vaunted 787 is better designed.
Anyone know why the A350 first design was so unpopular with the airlines that Airbus have gone back to the drawing board?
At least the A319 and I think A320 have retractable individual flat screens instead of antedeluvian CRT or projection screens.
Aircraft seat and interior designers should be forced to fly tourist in their creations from Europe to New Zealand non-stop before the result is released on the long-suffering public.
Rant over. It was worth it to sit by the pool in Hawai'i.
Long live Lufthansa, but please, find a better US partner (if there are any).
:)