iccarus
30th Apr 2006, 10:24
In Fighter Pilot Heaven...
Everybody's a Fg Off except God.... He's a Flt Lt.
You only come to work when you're going to fly....
You fly three times a day except Friday.
You never run out of gas.
The missions are only one hour long and no briefings are ever required.
It is always VFR and there are never any ATC delays.
You can fly out of the area and flight down to 50' AGL is approved.
There are no "over G's".
You always fly Tirpitz recovery's, min break height 20', min speed 600kts.
There are no docs, self medication is in!!
"Happy Hour" begins at 1400 hours and lasts til 0200 hours .
Beer is free.
The girls are all friendly and each fighter pilot is allowed three .
There are no fat women and the thin ones look like Sophia Loren.
You never lose your room key and your buddies never leave you stranded at the club.
The sun always shines and you can put your hat in your leg pocket.
Flight suits are allowed in the mess at all times.
There are never any cross-wind landings and the runways are always dry.
There are never any noise complaints.
Full afterburner climbs over your house are encouraged .
"Ace" status is conferred upon all fighter pilots entering Heaven.
There is no Hell.
All air traffic controllers are friendly, and always provide priority handling.
The airplanes never break!!!
Everybody's a Fg Off except God.... He's a Flt Lt.
You only come to work when you're going to fly....
You fly three times a day except Friday.
You never run out of gas.
The missions are only one hour long and no briefings are ever required.
It is always VFR and there are never any ATC delays.
You can fly out of the area and flight down to 50' AGL is approved.
There are no "over G's".
You always fly Tirpitz recovery's, min break height 20', min speed 600kts.
There are no docs, self medication is in!!
"Happy Hour" begins at 1400 hours and lasts til 0200 hours .
Beer is free.
The girls are all friendly and each fighter pilot is allowed three .
There are no fat women and the thin ones look like Sophia Loren.
You never lose your room key and your buddies never leave you stranded at the club.
The sun always shines and you can put your hat in your leg pocket.
Flight suits are allowed in the mess at all times.
There are never any cross-wind landings and the runways are always dry.
There are never any noise complaints.
Full afterburner climbs over your house are encouraged .
"Ace" status is conferred upon all fighter pilots entering Heaven.
There is no Hell.
All air traffic controllers are friendly, and always provide priority handling.
The airplanes never break!!!