RAF Police - Do they have a Prayer ?

[Safety_Helmut]

The latest RAF News has a request for information on the RAF Police Prayer in the "Have Your Say" section.
I'm sure someone on here will have some thoughts on the subject. :E
Safety_Helmut

[PerArdua]

Dear God
Please make the barrier go up and come down again!!

I'll get my coat

PA

[DaveyBoy]

Dear Lord,

I need to see your ID.




:ok:

Skip the coat, just post it back to me...

[Vim_Fuego]

I 'borrowed' this from a states side police website and with just a little bit of alteration.......


A (RAF) Police Officers Prayer




Sarge, I ask for courage
Courage to face and
conquer my own colleagues...
Courage to take me where others will not go...(e.g. that haunted bay or the gym)

'I ask for strength
Strength of body to heave my vast carcass out of the crewroom chair,
and strength of spirit to sh1t on others...from a great and unsuspecting height,
I ask for dedication
Dedication to be vigilant for tax discs whilst my camp is ransacked by protestors, and to do it well
Dedication to my community
to keep it safe from hardened 'crims' doing 31 in a 30 zone whilst civvy contractors grace my patch in vehicles only fit for the skip,
And please, Sarge, through it all,
be at my side...until I'm 1 minute late for work for the first time in 27 months and you fizz me.
Amen

[tablet_eraser]

Our Barrier,
Who art the entrance,
Hallowed be thy raise;
Thy button "up",
I will think fun,
My mirth will be very depressing;
Give me today an airman's head,
Don't forgive him for piss-taking,
Nor even the tiniest lateness.
And lead me not into consideration,
But deliver me from feelings;
For thine is the ring doughnut,
The 2-hour break and the coffee,
For ever and ever.
AMEN

Amzing what you can do when you're bored.... ;)

[Solid Rust Twotter]

Gawd 'elp us.....:rolleyes: