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DX Wombat
24th Oct 2005, 12:28
I've done a quick search and, rather surprisingly, can't find another thread on this subject so here is my contribution. "Ooops! I shrank the hangar" or "How NOT to park your ATR" :E
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/DX_Wombat/P1011252.jpg



HandspringGuy
24th Oct 2005, 12:57
http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/16930.JPG
...and the modern Captain:
http://gxpmall.bizland.com/AirlineCaptain.jpg

SASless
24th Oct 2005, 13:18
Now by golly....Ol' Cap is ready to defend his cockpit!

But Cap....please make the announcement "The Captain has turned on the Seat Belt Sign, and all passengers must return to their seat and fasten your seat belts and remain seated until the Captain turns the Seatbelt Sign off. Cabin Attendants please take your seats." "Terrorists attempting to take control of the aircraft should line up in the aisle please."

Then blast away! One shot should do it!

Dead_Heading
24th Oct 2005, 18:59
Novelty PEZ dispenser?

Darth Nigel
24th Oct 2005, 19:16
Clearly a fake.
Not even a Captain makes enough to afford the rounds for that thing... it's about $3.50 a shot (not that you need many shots :E)

"Honest, Officer, I'm a good Christian. That's why I've cut a cross in the head of each round -- as a blessing"

flyblue
24th Oct 2005, 20:24
Someone buy that guy a pair of shoes :ugh:

Jerricho
24th Oct 2005, 20:48
Them boots are made for walkin' and flyin', little lady........

;)

DeBurcs
24th Oct 2005, 20:49
Who is that guy?? That photo has done the rounds plenty of times via email.

He can't decide if he's a captain or FO...

Jerricho
24th Oct 2005, 21:35
Are you gonna tell him to FO???

;)

DX Wombat
24th Oct 2005, 22:52
I love that Boeing Handspring Guy :ok:

DeBurcs
25th Oct 2005, 06:37
Well he probably has the optic sight zeroed for about 2500m. So it'd be safe to tell him to FO if you stand really really close...

Maybe it's a single pilot op. He only has two rings on the left sleeve.

Zoom
25th Oct 2005, 07:41
Just slightly alarmed by this statement from the Barrett website:

'Whether you like to play around and go plinking...'

Play around?? With that??

topcat450
25th Oct 2005, 08:07
Roadrunnner finally gets his cumupance when Wiley Cayottee gets himself a T-44

http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contributions/Hanisko/3423.jpg

Avtrician
25th Oct 2005, 09:30
I doubt that any security guy would dare to question anyone carrying an insignificant pop gun like that.:E :E :E

Flash0710
25th Oct 2005, 14:12
Posted this on the Flyer site but in case you missed it.......

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/Germany2004_0002.jpg


We took this one over some German lakes with a concrete obstruction at one end...

:E :E :E :E :E

Rgds

F.

Farrell
25th Oct 2005, 14:23
Ah but did you throw it out the window, Flash?

Capt.KAOS
25th Oct 2005, 14:26
http://www.angelfire.com/hi/luckypuppy2840/images/crazypic/avsafecard/avsafe1.jpg

Flash0710
25th Oct 2005, 14:32
Farrell,

Ya machten wir.....:E

F.

GearDown&Locked
25th Oct 2005, 16:31
Nice reg. (http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=672685&WxsIERv=Abegu%20Nzrevpna%20Uneineq%20ZX4-G6&Wm=0&WdsYXMg=Hagvgyrq&QtODMg=Nnpura%20-%20Zremoehpx%20%28NNU%20%2F%20RQXN%29&ERDLTkt=Treznal&ktODMp=Frcgrzore%2011%2C%202004&BP=0&WNEb25u=Crgre%20Zrvq&xsIERvdWdsY=Q-SHXX&MgTUQtODMgKE=Shaal%20Ert&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=270&NEb25uZWxs=2004-09-25%2000%3A00%3A00&ODJ9dvCE=&O89Dcjdg=PPS4-046&static=yes&width=1024&height=780&sok=JURER%20%20%28ZNGPU%20%28nvepensg%2Cnveyvar%2Ccynpr%2Ccubgb_qngr%2Cpbhagel%2Cerznex%2Ccubgbtencure%2Crznvy%2Clrne%2Cert%2Cnvepensg_trarevp%2Cpa%2Cpbqr%29%20NTNVAFG%20%28%27%2B%22shaal%22%27%20VA%20OBBYRNA%20ZBQR%29%29%20%20beqre%20ol%20cubgb_vq%20QRFP&photo_nr=134&prev_id=673038&next_id=670809&size=L)

GD&L

G-CPTN
25th Oct 2005, 16:43
>Nice reg.

And it's not a Fokker.

Strange:-
http://www.airsceneuk.org.uk/airshow04/berlin/dfukk.htm
http://www.planepictures.net/netshow.php?id=367569

WTF?

Flash0710
3rd Nov 2005, 15:23
After seeing KAOS's post it prompted me to post this one that tickled me from http://www.airtoons.com

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/smell.gif

There are loads more on the site.

There must be a few more funny pics than the few here tho.......

Love

F.

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 15:28
Hey, thanks for the link.

My favorite : This one (http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=29)

Flash0710
3rd Nov 2005, 15:37
Wish i had done this.

I only managed to moon someone so far in a slingsby:{

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/moon_from_plane.jpg

F.

Jerricho
3rd Nov 2005, 15:39
I take it that photo was just before the aircraft ended up in the water.

Flash0710
3rd Nov 2005, 15:45
2 more same thing..

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/00000061_low_flying_gm1.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/LowFlying.jpg

i REALLY need a hobby........:}

F.

I.R.PIRATE
3rd Nov 2005, 15:48
Are those bullet holes in that sign?? And here I was under the impression it was only in Seff Efrica where your manhood was proven by bagging a trophy aluminium beast of a sign....:cool:

G-CPTN
3rd Nov 2005, 15:52
>I only managed to moon someone so far in a slingsby
>I take it that photo was just before the aircraft ended up in the water.

I think the @<hidden> belonged to a sailor who thought he was in the heads.

Flash0710
3rd Nov 2005, 16:02
G- Mate,

The Slingsby was nothing compared to the chap at Compton Abbas who went around when he saw Four Browns on final:ok:

Perhaps the thumb decal is the wrong one....................:bored:

F.

Avrel
3rd Nov 2005, 20:09
This is not really a picture, but it was "nice" (if the topic had not been too serious and sad for laughing). Whether this one is known I dunno too. Decide for yourself whether you want to laugh or cry.


http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2005/08/17/flugzeug__passagier__landen/hg__cockpit.html

Basically it is the introduction to fly a 737 in an emergency (after the Helios incident). It was originally posted on the site of the daily "newspaper" Bild (scratch the "news"- part please, because it implies that valuable information is processed, which is hardly the case).
To translate the German introduction "737 landing for dummies" :


"You should do the following things in the cockpit of a 737

Get the headset of the pilot, grab the controls, press the radio-button at the control (1) and shout "Mayday". To hear a reply, let go of the button. If no one answers, one can call for emergency help on frequency 121,5.

It is heard worldwide by all air trafic controllers. Pull the throttles (2) carefully to yourself, take the machine down. Via the handlever (3) extract the flaps according to the speed. Approach speed 130 knots, take a look on the speed indication (4).

Extract the landing gear with the lever, which looks like a tyre (5). Is no airfield close by, steer with the help of the compass (6) to a close part of a road (length at least 1.5 km). Look at your fuel indication (7). At 100 feet above the runway pull back the throttles and and the controls. When the machine touches down, press with both feet upon the upper edge of both foot pedals until the plane stands still."

I.R.PIRATE
3rd Nov 2005, 20:23
Simple as that...? and all this time i thought i was non airline material

Ace Rimmer
4th Nov 2005, 07:52
Arevel : Reminds me of the classic line from a classic film (those Magnifcent Men etc..)

The Uhlan (sp?) Col (the excellent Gert Forbe), taking over as the German team's pilot responding to his ADC's enquiry as to how he intends to fly since he (Gert) is not a pilot

"Like a Prussian Offizer duz everyzing....BY ZE BOOK!!!"

Flash0710
4th Nov 2005, 09:45
Evil plane consumed his victim whole.....

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Noblelordflash/DSC01164.jpg


F:E

B Fraser
4th Nov 2005, 11:47
You can make up your own captions for this one. Snapped at Madrid during the summer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/boxster986/Peniscola.jpg

Thanks Mr Farrell for reducing the size of the original which was enormous (how appropriate), I sussed out how to tweak the source file in Photobucket.

Farrell
4th Nov 2005, 11:52
No probs!

Jerricho
4th Nov 2005, 14:22
Heh.

Farrell playing with peniscola. Nice.

Flash0710
4th Nov 2005, 14:44
Better than a mouthful of it......

:E

Jerricho
4th Nov 2005, 14:52
Well, he was saying he would like to get a head in life.............

Farrell
4th Nov 2005, 18:26
Oh God.....how low can you go!?

G-CPTN
4th Nov 2005, 18:31
I suspect someone's taking the p1$$


>how low can you go!?
Dachshunds?

I.R.PIRATE
4th Nov 2005, 18:33
Judging by the name, i would assume its black pi$$ then?

Volmet South
4th Nov 2005, 18:58
Judging by the name, i would assume its black pi$$ then

You must be thinking of Virgin Cola :yuk: The airliner looks like Iberia.