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ORAC
12th Oct 2005, 17:54
OK, who's been winding up the Times.....

The Times (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,172-1821997,00.html): German authorities call on Awacs to counter hooligans

SUCH is the fear of violence at next year's World Cup finals that the German Government will ask Nato if it can borrow a squadron of early-warning spy aircraft to monitor the movement of potential hooligans. The E-3 Airborne Warning and Control System (Awacs) is a high-flying specialist surveillance aircraft designed to bolster air defences, but next summer it will be used to follow football fans around Germany.

As it borders nine nations, Germany is particularly vulnerable to an influx of hooligans during the World Cup, and the tournament's organisers are taking no chances. As part of a raft of measures designed to ensure that the eighteenth World Cup passes off peacefully, Germany's Interior Ministry will take the extraordinary step of asking Nato for the use of several of its Awacs for the duration of the tournament.

Using radar technology, Awacs has the capability to detect aircraft over 400 kilometres and such a precise surveillance system can also be used to provide an astonishingly detailed picture of human movement on the ground. With the ability to pick out an individual's features from long distances, the aircraft will be used to identify known hooligans and provide police with an early warning against outbreaks of violence........ :hmm: :hmm:

Logistics Loader
12th Oct 2005, 17:59
only if they are wearing electronic tags ive heard ...
this emits a high velocity radio frequency which the AWACS can home in on !!!!!

ROFLMAO !!!!!

ZH875
12th Oct 2005, 18:57
Didn't they use a similar excuse so that 8/23 Sqns could get a decent view of the Olymics in Greece.

Training Risky
13th Oct 2005, 08:07
Next week's article:

2 x sqns of Chinook HC3 and Typhoon to mount CSAR and CAP for the politzei.

Logistics Loader
13th Oct 2005, 08:12
I heard Ken Liivngston is going to BAN buses and lorries in London.

Therefore the Chinnoks would be used on delivery tasks ...

Sainsbugs car park now designated a Size 5 LZ for a wokka...!!!

southside
13th Oct 2005, 11:27
Poor Matt Hughes....Tee Hee. Does anyone know him? Has anyone had the guts to let him know he's been sold a proper kipper.

Snag is, half the readers of the Times will believe it.....still, a bloomin funny article.

c-bert
13th Oct 2005, 13:13
If the articles appeared in a smaller rag with a red banner title I might think it was a deliberate attempt at a deterent....but I doubt many hooligans read the Times.

brickhistory
13th Oct 2005, 13:17
Remember the scene in the movie "Independence Day" where the E-3 was sent in to VID the alien ship?

Can't tell you how many of my non-military friends thought that's what we'd do?!

(Instead of lifting our skirts and beating a hasty advance in the opposite direction......)