Musical Inbound Calls

[SpottyFish]

Been working on a musical version of my inbound call to various strips to the tune of O come all yee faithful. Still needs a bit of work to get the improv stuff sorted....

All stations ______ mbz;
_ _ _(callsign) is inbound on the (bearing)_ _ _, at _ _ miles;
We're on descent passing, _ _ _ _';
We're estimating the circuit, at _ _;
Tracking to join _____, for (rwy)_ _.

Can anyone think of any other tunes that might work for inbound calls?

Fish

[J430]

Mate you are hard up for entertainment.....

Not related to Sunfish are you?

Don't get too carried away with it, come the end of November you will have to rewrite the lyrics!:E

Cheers

J:ok:

[Arm out the window]

Seeing as you're supposed to say your location twice, a blues song might be appropriate, eg;

All stations _____ MBZ,
All stations _____ MBZ.
Alpha Bravo Charlie, yeah, that's what I said.

Well I'm inbound from the south west,
at 1500, yeah;
Be joining on the deadside
so best you don't be there,

and I got the blues....ahhhh, I got the blues real bad...

etc!!

[gliderboy]

Arm......

I'd like to hear "Sonic Bloom" play that!!

Gliderboy

[triadic]

reminds me of a'Conair pilot who used to let his calls just roll out...

"Charlie Lima Papa at the bar cancel sar ta"


ah those were the days with FS at Katherine and TC doing their thing....:D :D

[Arm out the window]

Gliderboy, only if you arced up on the guitar as well!:ok:

[TinKicker]

Musical Radio calls go way back......(Tinkicker is now showing his age).

When completing my Instructor rating at BK (not saying the year but those around will know the vintage) we used to fly C152 VH-UNO.

The downwind radio call in the circuit used to go....

allo..allo..allo
this is U N O (not broadcast phonetically)
we're downwind
for a touch and go.....

First time it got a "say again" from the tower....but once they saw the humor it become the norm.....

Tinkicker

[Howard Hughes]

How bout,

Mel-bin, cen-tre this is airline fifty-one, airline fifty-one,

Main-tain-ning, flight level three-five-one, flight level three-five-one.......

To Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, thunderbolt's and lightning, very very frightening!!

;)

[Arm out the window]

...and then centre comes back with:

'I see a little silhouetto of a plane,
scaramouche, scaramouche
I'll make him do the fandango..

Thunderbolts and lightning,
I'll vector you right in...see!
Silly fellow, silly fellow, I will not let you go..
I've got some nice long holding set aside for you, for you, for yooooooooo!!

(head banging lead break)


Better go and have another beer now....:O

[OZBUSDRIVER]

Then our pilot says-

Soooo, you think you can hold me up high.igh .igh
sooo, watch me declare my tanks are dry.y.y
Ohhhh ba .aby
just gotta get down-
just gotta get right down from here

ROFL:D :D :D

[Apollo 100]

This was good one heard in the UK. Scenario is isolated heavy showers in vicinity of LHR.

pilot " Speedbird xxx, I can see clealy now the rain has gone"

LHR Twr" If you can see all obstacles in your way you are cleared to land!"

:}

[Howard Hughes]

Anyway the wind blows
does'nt really matter to me
I've got a 35 knot crosswind limit you see...;)

Nice work arm and Oz.:ok:

[Arm out the window]

And yourself as well:ok:

[sprocket]

:D:D :D Dont stop now, that was hilarious.

[SpottyFish]

Thank to all who took the time to reply, very entertaining.

Can't wait to hear them on the radio.