Best of PPRuNe Mil Aircrew?

[An Teallach]

I don't know what the mods will think of this, but how about a thread where PPRuNERs can gather together pearls of wit they found monitor-splatteringly funny? It would seem to me that only items which can stand alone outwith the context of their original thread would qualify. My first nomination would be ZH875 for the following from the Gay Pride? (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=187563) thread:


I find aspects of heterosexual sex pretty toe-curling

So did I until I realised the wife had left her tights on...

[Fg Off Bloggs]

Not a lot apparently!

However, gonnae keep up the Sassanach banter doonra page, Jimmy, coz maheidsburstin, by the way!

Thae Inglish are ferr daein ma boax in wi orra backchat aboot ther bliddy sporting prowess (NOT)!

[An Teallach]

Sorry Bloggs, though I'm really way tae pished tae gie a toss, the ability tae type Weegie disnae reely coont as the best ae proone!