A new device (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4139424.stm) is being marketed to wake up bikini wearers every 15 mins so they can 'roll over' to stop sunburn.
It says a male version could soon be developed.So where the f*** are these prats who wear thongs supposed to put it.:ooh: :ooh: :uhoh:

a great idea! i want one!

Thought it were snowing in OZ,s'pose you could use it to stop hypothermia tho!:ok:

It's not snowing in Brisbane, only down south. Here, it's a perfect blue sky and sunshine day. Perfect for lounging in the sun in a skimpy bikini, with a drink or two.

Something that vibrates, perhaps, for those who wear thongs....:E

Something that vibrates, perhaps, for those who wear thongs or a couple of clangers perhaps or a pair of these (http://www.bumpernuts.com/)

What if yer a nudist and fall asleep for hours?

No where to attach the device is there?:p

How about...


...an alarm clock?

and as you get older, maybe one of these (http://www.blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=571&Itemid)

That's excellent Lon More! :)

Very funny indeed.