Useful phrases

[Dick N. Cider]

We're all aware of the significant problems with standard phraseology engendered in AIP. Perhaps the time has come to return to basics. Pope Benedict XVI may have something useful for all of us:

Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
If you can read this you're over-educated

Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.

Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Radix lecti
Couch potato

Quo signo nata es?
What's your sign?

Mellita, domi adsum.
Honey, I'm home.

Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
Go with the flow.

Totum dependeat.
Let it all hang out.

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
Take my wife, please!

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Sic faciunt omnes.
Everyone is doing it.

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Anyone care to add something?

[Keg]

My personal favourite is in blue on the left, under the bit that says 'Keg'.

It means 'now we must drink'.

[Capn Bloggs]

Old Vietnam Falcon codes:

Falcon 135: F@ck you and the horse you rode in on, mister!

Falcon 269: Pardon me sir, but you obviously confuse me with somebody who gives a sh1t!

[Pinky the pilot]

Ave Caesar, te morturi salutant.
Hail Caesar, we who are about to die salute you.

and my favourite;
Na illigetimus non carborundum.
Don't let the b*****ds grind you down.

You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.

[7gcbc]

and then there is the :

Coagulus Lactatum Forvm Caledonian McDonaldorium.

Thick shake from Macckers.

:D

[Hugh Jarse]

Non Donatus Rodent Anus
Don't give a rat's arse

Non Circum Coitus
Don't f*ck around. Seen on the crest of a removal truck down Albury way:E
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It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees

[t303]

Nil Sphinctus Toleratum!
You work it out.....

[Old Smokey]

Semper en Excreta!

My personal true-to-life handle.

[jtr]

If you think I'm paying for a rating you can Fark right off...

No honestly, everyone bounces on their first solo

Actually, I'm sure QF don't mind slowing up for our practice ILS and overshoot.

Nah nah mate, you'll be right, I've flown er (x*)kg overweight heaps of times..
(Where x= >10% above MTOW)

Don't bother using flaps for the take-off, you've got heaps of runway, and it just wears out the flap tracks.

"India Tango Sierra, request descent due light icing"

Awwww don't worry about it, the boss is always a bit slow on the pay.

[Aussie FI 3A]

Futue Te Epsum Et Caballum Tuum

**** you and the horse you rode in on

Podex Perfectus Es

You complete ****hole

[RaraAvis]

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I'll either find a way or make one.

Dum vivimus, vivamus ! - While we live, let us live !