View Full Version : This needs a Caption Compo.......
24th Feb 2005, 16:38
I know there's another thread about this picture Here on spotter's Corner (http://www.pprune.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161976&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) but not many actual captions came from it. So here's it's chance.
Sorry! I thought fo a sec I was driving my Land Rover Discovery
24th Feb 2005, 16:43
"What did you expect for £4.99, a runway?"
24th Feb 2005, 19:02
"You can lead a jet to water, but you can't make it drink"
24th Feb 2005, 19:05
I said "BRAKE!" not lake, you tosser!"
24th Feb 2005, 19:08
Dontcha just love photoshop?
24th Feb 2005, 19:08
"Rubber ring?" "Check"
"Seasickness pills?" "and Check"
"Well ladies and gentleman, from the flight deck welcome to your destination. There has been a few drops of rain so watch the floor as you leave as it may be a little slippery"
"Unfasten your seatbelts, grab your lifejackets, move to the centre of the aircraft! Unfasten your... Sorry? Oh, unfasten your seatbelts grab your wellies and wade over to the terminal"
24th Feb 2005, 20:50
"No Bloggs, aquaplaning is when the wheels are running on top of the water."
"Rolls Royce had cleared their engines in a humid atmosphere so that made everything OK"
24th Feb 2005, 20:53
"Stelio's concept for "easyWaterpark" met with mixed opinions"
Solid Rust Twotter
24th Feb 2005, 20:57
"Up periscope! Bearing...!... 178...On my mark,... tubes one and two....Fire!"
24th Feb 2005, 21:02
"You SURE those dump valves are closed, co?"
24th Feb 2005, 22:19
Is the gear temp low enough now?????:D
24th Feb 2005, 23:45
Gear up and locked, floats down.
25th Feb 2005, 02:11
I'm the captain and I say we're going waterskiing today.
25th Feb 2005, 02:46
242338Z 250024 06010KT P6SM SCT030 BKN250 POSSIBLE FISH IN THE PATERN
25th Feb 2005, 03:34
"Perhaps I wasn't specific enough when I said we need a 'tug'."
The new LoCo speed calming initiative didn't reduce taxy speeds but did improve turnaround times.
"Now you're sure you calculated for a wet runway?"
"You see Captain, I told you it was Jesus..........."
25th Feb 2005, 11:13
"SINK RATE! SINK RATE!"
25th Feb 2005, 11:42
"Hello engineering?, yes we've had a bit of a wetstart on number 1 and 2 this morning, any ideas?"
25th Feb 2005, 14:08
Well you should have gone before we left home!
1st Mar 2005, 22:01
"Stingray, Stingray..da da da da da da"
1st Mar 2005, 22:21
The BBC announce a revival of the cartoon Captain Pugwash, with a slightly different theme ......
2nd Mar 2005, 08:16
"Scuba 1276 cleared for takeoff"
"Just a few more gallons and we should be able to put out that forest fire! Screw the Canadairs!!!"
"I told you it was a bad idea to fly to Banda Aceh today"
"The 'bottom of the harbor' airways schemes finally meet their demise"
"No this is not what I meant by aquaplaning!!!"
"So do you think this has anything to do with global warming???"
"Astronaut you idiot, I said I wanted to be an Astronaut, not Aquanaut!"
"No this is not what they meant by 'feet wet'!!!"
"That should about fix the overheated brakes!!!"
"Hey Captain Noah, look the water is receding!"
"Oh, you were a submarine captain? That's the last time we cheap up on a positions vacant ad!"
2nd Mar 2005, 15:26
Does that mean I have to pay for a scuba diving kit as well as my type rating.....
3rd Mar 2005, 07:47
Nah, the oxygen masks that drop from the overhead compartment should work just fine lol
3rd Mar 2005, 14:14
..."Oh thats just an old flying boat captian reverting to type"..