I know there's another thread about this picture Here on spotter's Corner (http://www.pprune.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161976&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) but not many actual captions came from it. So here's it's chance.

Caption This!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/TIAAN/EASYWET/easywet.jpg

Sorry! I thought fo a sec I was driving my Land Rover Discovery

"What did you expect for £4.99, a runway?"

easyJet
easyInternetcafe
easyCar
easyValue
easyMoney
easyCinema
easyHotel
easyBus
easyCruise
easyPizza
easyMusic
easyTelecom
easyMobile
easyJobs
trickyMapreading
moderatelyhardILS
ratherproblematicCrosswind
didntseethatcomingLake
probablywrongRunway.....

"You can lead a jet to water, but you can't make it drink"

I said "BRAKE!" not lake, you tosser!"

Dontcha just love photoshop?

"Rubber ring?" "Check"
"Armbands?" "Check"
"Seasickness pills?" "and Check"


"Well ladies and gentleman, from the flight deck welcome to your destination. There has been a few drops of rain so watch the floor as you leave as it may be a little slippery"


"Unfasten your seatbelts, grab your lifejackets, move to the centre of the aircraft! Unfasten your... Sorry? Oh, unfasten your seatbelts grab your wellies and wade over to the terminal"

"No Bloggs, aquaplaning is when the wheels are running on top of the water."

or

"Rolls Royce had cleared their engines in a humid atmosphere so that made everything OK"

"Stelio's concept for "easyWaterpark" met with mixed opinions"

"Up periscope! Bearing...!... 178...On my mark,... tubes one and two....Fire!"

"You SURE those dump valves are closed, co?"

Is the gear temp low enough now?????:D

Gear up and locked, floats down.

I'm the captain and I say we're going waterskiing today.

242338Z 250024 06010KT P6SM SCT030 BKN250 POSSIBLE FISH IN THE PATERN

"Perhaps I wasn't specific enough when I said we need a 'tug'."

or

The new LoCo speed calming initiative didn't reduce taxy speeds but did improve turnaround times.

or

"Now you're sure you calculated for a wet runway?"
"Yes but........"

or

"You see Captain, I told you it was Jesus..........."

"SINK RATE! SINK RATE!"

"Hello engineering?, yes we've had a bit of a wetstart on number 1 and 2 this morning, any ideas?"

Well you should have gone before we left home!

"Stingray, Stingray..da da da da da da"

The BBC announce a revival of the cartoon Captain Pugwash, with a slightly different theme ......

"Scuba 1276 cleared for takeoff"

"Just a few more gallons and we should be able to put out that forest fire! Screw the Canadairs!!!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to fly to Banda Aceh today"

"The 'bottom of the harbor' airways schemes finally meet their demise"

"No this is not what I meant by aquaplaning!!!"

"So do you think this has anything to do with global warming???"

"Astronaut you idiot, I said I wanted to be an Astronaut, not Aquanaut!"

"No this is not what they meant by 'feet wet'!!!"

"That should about fix the overheated brakes!!!"

"Hey Captain Noah, look the water is receding!"

"Oh, you were a submarine captain? That's the last time we cheap up on a positions vacant ad!"

Does that mean I have to pay for a scuba diving kit as well as my type rating.....

Nah, the oxygen masks that drop from the overhead compartment should work just fine lol

..."Oh thats just an old flying boat captian reverting to type"..