fernytickles
11th Feb 2005, 15:48
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View Full Version : Worse than the ball-biter and bunny-boiler combined.... fernytickles 11th Feb 2005, 15:48 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc Onan the Clumsy 11th Feb 2005, 16:16 :uhoh: Well the ovines will feel a little safer I suppose. :ugh: I heard a similar story once, but (a) it was regarding ar$e and Burton's window and (b) I'm not sure he even followed through, though his mates did protest at least a little methinks. AntiCrash 11th Feb 2005, 18:43 Keep a weather eye out for "NOBALL" the new ppruner. Does the Darwin Awards have a non fatal category? This guy should win if they do. Onan the Clumsy 11th Feb 2005, 18:46 The award is given for removing oneself from the gene pool, ergo he would be a contender. Whirlygig 12th Feb 2005, 06:58 Does the Darwin Awards have a non fatal category IIRC, a Darwin Award winner in the early nineties survived. He was the one who tied his sofa to a number of helium weather balloons in order to float over his neighbour's garden but ended up at a couple of thousand feet in Chicago airspace! Cheers Whirlygig Onan the Clumsy 12th Feb 2005, 13:28 Larry Walters 1982 lawn chair Mojave Desert sixteen thousand Los Angeles (later comitted suicide) more info here (http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/walters.asp) didn't know about the other guy though and I think they're wrong when they say Walters wore a rig. Secret Squire 12th Feb 2005, 15:40 I believe you get and honourable mention if you prevent yourself from reproducing... think this guy might just about qualify! Dead_Heading 12th Feb 2005, 16:48 I think you get a honourable mention if you do something stupid, and a darwin award if you remove yourself from the gene pool, regardless of if you die or not. Jerricho 12th Feb 2005, 22:20 I see Wales won again against Italy. I await to hear of any news................:E Standard Noise 12th Feb 2005, 22:27 I suppose Welsh sheep need to be careful for the next few days then!?:p Jerricho 12th Feb 2005, 22:33 And it is Valentine's Day on Monday. Oh boy. Standard Noise 12th Feb 2005, 23:15 I heard a rumour that the Welsh version of a certain St Valentine's rhyme went something along the lines of............ "Roses are red, violets are blue, Tonight Flossy, I think I'll have you" :E Jerricho 12th Feb 2005, 23:33 Roses are red, people are kind sheep's wool is itchy, but my mate Taff don't mind. |
