View Full Version : Worse than the ball-biter and bunny-boiler combined....


fernytickles
11th Feb 2005, 15:48
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc



Onan the Clumsy
11th Feb 2005, 16:16
:uhoh:

Well the ovines will feel a little safer I suppose. :ugh:


I heard a similar story once, but (a) it was regarding ar$e and Burton's window and (b) I'm not sure he even followed through, though his mates did protest at least a little methinks.

AntiCrash
11th Feb 2005, 18:43
Keep a weather eye out for "NOBALL" the new ppruner. Does the Darwin Awards have a non fatal category? This guy should win if they do.

Onan the Clumsy
11th Feb 2005, 18:46
The award is given for removing oneself from the gene pool, ergo he would be a contender.

Whirlygig
12th Feb 2005, 06:58
Does the Darwin Awards have a non fatal category
IIRC, a Darwin Award winner in the early nineties survived. He was the one who tied his sofa to a number of helium weather balloons in order to float over his neighbour's garden but ended up at a couple of thousand feet in Chicago airspace!

Cheers

Whirlygig

Onan the Clumsy
12th Feb 2005, 13:28
Larry Walters
1982
lawn chair
Mojave Desert
sixteen thousand
Los Angeles
(later comitted suicide)


more info here (http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/walters.asp)

didn't know about the other guy though and I think they're wrong when they say Walters wore a rig.

Secret Squire
12th Feb 2005, 15:40
I believe you get and honourable mention if you prevent yourself from reproducing... think this guy might just about qualify!

Dead_Heading
12th Feb 2005, 16:48
I think you get a honourable mention if you do something stupid, and a darwin award if you remove yourself from the gene pool, regardless of if you die or not.

Jerricho
12th Feb 2005, 22:20
I see Wales won again against Italy.

I await to hear of any news................:E

Standard Noise
12th Feb 2005, 22:27
I suppose Welsh sheep need to be careful for the next few days then!?:p

Jerricho
12th Feb 2005, 22:33
And it is Valentine's Day on Monday.


Oh boy.

Standard Noise
12th Feb 2005, 23:15
I heard a rumour that the Welsh version of a certain St Valentine's rhyme went something along the lines of............

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Tonight Flossy, I think I'll have you"

:E

Jerricho
12th Feb 2005, 23:33
Roses are red,
people are kind
sheep's wool is itchy,
but my mate Taff don't mind.