Make a new film title by changing only 1 letter of the original.

For example;
Bogart and Julian Clary go down river in The African Queer.
Brad Pitt on the trail of a psychotic sperm donor in Semen
Old ladies from Lancashire attack the Japanese in Thora! Thora! Thora!
Gregory Peck catches up on his invoicing in To Bill a Mockingbird
Robert De Niro is too scared to go to a birthday party in Cake Fear
Julie Andrews buys a dog for the convent in The Hound of Music

I could go on all day, but I think I'd better stop with Dick van Dyke goes to a gay orgy in Shi**y Shi**t Bang Bang

:E
Shaving Private Ryan - or perhaps, is transposing words is allowed... shaving Ryans Privates.

Just go to your local 'adult' entertainment store for more ideas...

Top Buns
Jurassic Pork
Rambone
A Clear and Pleasant Stranger
Badman And Throbbin
Forest Hump
Saturday Night Beaver
Romancing the Bone
The Loin King

:} -TC- (who's DVD collection is getting bigger by the day).

The Lord of the Rings??????

:E

Shaft - no change needed

Snatch - no change needed :E

Partme & Butch (ala starsky &...)

Gone in 60 seconds (for those 'trigger happy' men here)

I daren't put what I'd call the adult version of:
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Use your own imaginations.

On golden blonde
The sperminator
Goodwill Humping
The lay after tomorrow
sex men
sex men too
Arse Warts
Paws
Men in Back
Toy whorey
Toy Whorey 2
Backman
Butman returns
Beverley hills co*k
Pearl necklace
The perfect porn
Nice age
Pain man
The knobfather
Womb raider
American Booty
Cocky
Cocky II
Cocky III
CoxkyIV
You've got male
One blew over the cuckoo's nest
Anal-ise this
Mary popout

Ask us another.

Dominatrix Re-laid

Monsters Kink.
Pantz

That arnie classic - pumping irene
and more up to date - Hairy Pooter and the chamber of secretions

The Beerhunter
Gone with the Wino

Parapunter, I've seen some of those
;)

Teens Nurse Blo........ oh hang on, I'm getting confused....

:p

Peep Throat ????

Charlie's Angles - a documentary on modern architecture by HRH
Pilates of the Caribbean - documentary about flying
Top Dear - dating show for the over 70's
Silence of the Lamps - Anthony Hopkins on the benefits of bulbs over neon tube lighting.

Big Brothel - reality tv show where contestants prance around (often naked) making complete idiots of themselves.

Blind Fate - another dating show where lady luck makes all the choices.

Top of the Pips - a chart of the latest time signals

Big Brothel - reality tv show where contestants prance around (often naked) making complete idiots of themselves.
Don't think you needed to change any letters there.

The Longest Lay
The Chimp
Fµck Rogers in the 25th Century
The Cattle of Britain
Fawlty Powers
'ello ello'
'onan the Destroyer, 'onan the Barbarian etc.
Born on the 5th July
Lonesome Dive
A Fistful of Collars
For A Few Collars More
7 Brides for 2 Brothers
Live and Let Lie

(whoops, is that the time?!)

The Old Dear hunter - Harold Shipmans autobiography.

...sorry for changing the rules!

Miss Smillas Feeling for Snot
Cat on a Hot Tin Poof
Schindler's Lift
The Mancunian Candidate
Scabface
Sad Max
The In-Law Josey Wales

The Right Snuff
Mission to Bars
Get Shirty
Dirty Halle
Flute
Finding Memo
The Trench Connection
2001, A Spare Odyssey
B.T.
The Seventh Meal
The Italian Bob
Red Lawn
A Clear and Present Banger
Dry Freedom
Girth of a Nation
Crease
Many Poppins
Saturday Tight Lever
Jews
Nothing Hill
The Beer Hunter

A contribution from the valleys:

Trefforest Gump
Dai Hard
9½ Leeks
Look-you Back in Bangor
Haverfordwest Was Won
Austin Powys
Independence Dai
Evans Can Wait
Bridgend Jones's Diary
The Lost Boyos
Dial M For Merthyr

Oh well, to get back on thread, by changing only 1 letter of the original:

The Vast Samurai – a tale of retirement from active life and an unfortunate, addictive interest in fast food.
Dove Actually – just say no to the dark meat.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone – a young man’s fancy turns to baked goods.
Finding Nero – Walt Disney’s delightful undersea adventure involving a scuba diver, a nervous clownfish named Incontinentia Buttocks and a lost Roman emperor on the fiddle.
The Jizz Singer – adult version, with Al Jolson gargling the immortal words, "You ain't heard nothing yet!"
Canon des Sources - depicts the growth to womanhood of the farmer’s daughter, as she discovers the truth of what happened to the weaponry her father stole from the nazis.
Chitty Chitty Bong Bong - solid family fare as always. Dick Van Dyke appears as the ageing addict who has had enough of pipe dreams, and decides it’s time for some serious nibbles.
The Slipper and The Hose – Richard Chamberlain demonstrates that men too, can be relaxed and comfortable in fine lingerie.

Coldfinger - Commander Bond's guide to rubbing Money's Penny

The Man with the Golden Pun - After a successful career as a top secret agent, James Bond takes to the comedy circuit to boost his pension in his twilight years

Barry on up the Khyber - Failed entertainer Michael Barrymore up to his old tricks again.

Drainspotting - Druggies of Edinburgh compare their fulfilling lives in their palacial gutters.

Dead man Wanking....Some film about a stiff!

'onan the Destroyer, 'onan the Barbarian etc.

Awwww, I wish I thought of that!!!

Dominatrix - Neo IS the one

'onan the..., I was only thinking of someone else on this forum, who'd thought of it first...;)

A few more, ummm, naughty ones to be going on with:

Pi$$ of Death
Pi$$ of the Vampire
Pi$$ of the Spider Woman
A Pi$$ Before Dying
The Pi$$
The Pi$$ Before the Mirror
Pi$$ed
A Gay at the Races
Gaybreak
Gay for Night
Gays of Heaven
Born to Sin
Born to be Mild
Porn on the 4th of July
Big Fist
Couplings - The Complete 3rd Season
Who Crammed Roger Rabbit?
Who filled Mary What's'ername?
Whose Wife is it Anyway?
Wilitis
Willy Liar

enough, enough! :(

I remember being in Blockbuster's with my mother when she picked up a copy of Muffy The Vampire Slayer and exclaimed, "Oh, that's the thing you like isn't it?"

"No, no, no - it's Buffy that I, er, sometimes watch on TV. When there's nothing else on TV," I explained to the other smirking patrons.

Tom Cruise struggles after a loss of confidence at the fairground stall, in Pop Gun. :cool:

(Contains weak language, carnies and candy floss. Rated PG)