Why a guitar is better than a girlfriend

A guitar doesn’t care how many other guitars you have played
A guitar is happy to be played in any position
A guitar has less strings attached
A guitar doesn’t keep comparing you with its previous owners
A guitar doesn’t object to playing in a trio with other guitars
A guitar doesn’t mind if you play someone else’s guitar occasionally
You can play a guitar with your fingers
You can play a guitar at any time of the month

A guitar is right there where you left it.
A guitar doesnt ask you where you bin.
A guitar doesnt remind you when you last played it.
A guitar doesnt ask you when you gonna play it next....