.. a drawer full of black ballpoint pens that do not work.


What you got?

... a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

a box full of single staples:=

a full box of Bendicks Bittermints..and you can't have any.

Ive got.. to wait till the courier arrives till i can leave work for boozer

a banging headache :{

a gcold *sniff*

*ATCHOO*!

.............a lovely bunch of coconuts!

...rhythm (and music, to fill up allocated length)

a lot of time on my hands at the moment!!

damn you takenthe5th!!!!!!!!

diddly dee dee!

a package that STILL hasnt been collected yet. damn courrier

.....troubles whoaoh
I've got Worries, whoaoh

(Chrispian St Peters)

DeepC

.... no money :{

... to go home now, see you later !

wind..... prrrrrttttt :}

Shouldn't that be Flying Farter then?

to think of something origional to post.

A small ball of Blu-tack.

A very very nice 17" TFT monitor......just installed it!! :ok:

A very nice 9".............. dying to install it.

I really must stop doing this, but I can't help myself. :E

a nice new T610 mobile phone

Ah, Mr Carn, but my 17" will still work perfectly well after I've been on the Adnam's.........:E

....another 7 days stuck in middle of the North Sea on a oversized toilet brush!

an idea...

Ozzy

....bad grammer, should be "an oversized toilet brush!"

.... a need for another caffine fix.

a lovely home made curry to eat......... yummy

A load of cold tinnies in the fridge, waiting for me, yay !

youuuuuuuuuu ... under my skin..... I've got youuuuuuuuuuu... deep in the heart of me"!

:E

glad proon is silent as her current cold/'flu renders her usual appalling singing-voice totally unacceptable to living critters hehehhee

...a kettle that is not working!

to get over to Paracab's place right now.

...a kettle that is not working!
If you're going to chuck it, then Mr Draper might like the whistle......he lost his a while back.

The love of my life close by.

(thinks) Now where's the missus ?

.....a 13 amp fuse to fix the kettle.
....the need to visit trap #1 W.C.

Unfortunately, I have not seen the afore mentioned whistle
out here!

... to wait a little bit longer at work, even though i should have finished 4 hours ago, cos the phones in manchester dont work

(some scally has probably nicked them)

... a completed report on my desk :ok:
... a rumbling stomach after missing lunch and dinner to finish said report

... an attitude problem, you bunch of swivel-eyed, parrot faced, foul smelling tossers....

BALLIX,

Over to the Anyone want an Argument thread right now !

to get a life at some point

to post in Jet Blast for the first time.

....The bonnet from a V8 Supercar on my dining room wall , better than a painting

................ to find out did Cavemen have porn?

... to leave now, 'cause Mr Jerricho is losing temper :}

I should speak to his Mother-in-law. Her daughter's life must be tough :(

.......to find out why Bre thinks I am losing my temper?

And why he thinks my wife has is so tough. :p :p :p

a little dreidle, I made it out of clay...

......... you, babe..........

...a nick that I now regret because it's so bl**dy hard to type :(

I got rhythm, I got music
I got my girl (not Singaporegirl)
Who could ask for anything more?

..... a 4.7Mb email which has been coming in for 45 minutes and is still showing only 1% :{ Its got til 1130 and then I'm outa here !!

nothing to do and I want to go home :{

a damn bad hangover can hardly type this

"You under my skin"...........

..... a very noisy brother who insists on slamming doors and stomping through the house at all hours of the night. Little bastard woke me up thismorning with his antics :*

a plane ticket to florida, two weeks off work, and some flying to do

to log off now so can go get some McDonalds to cure my hangover

...nothing remotely amusing to write.:{

...to get to Penelope Cruz, now that Tom has dumped her - she needs me!

.....That Friday feeling.

Z

... a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb.
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone.
I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hands blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
I got electric light,
And I got second sight.
Got amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know,
When I try to get through,
On the telephone to you,
There'll be nobody home.

I got the obligatory Hendrix perm,
And the inevitable pinhole burns,
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I got a silver spoon on a chain.
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.
I've got wild, staring eyes.
And I got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to (-- fly to... fly to... fly to...).
Ooooo Babe,
When I pick up the phone,
There's still nobody home.

I got a pair of Gohill boots,
And I got fading roots...

. . . piles which are acting up, and a sore lower back. And I'm flying later . . .

Preparation H, anyone ?

...A little bright yellow car

I got a pair of Gohill boots
Yes but do you know where Gohills is? Found it by accident one day.

A Son in law :mad: :mad: :mad: Worse still, a SIL who has removed my darling daughter to the frozen wastes of Canuckland :(
Bre Thank you for your sympathetic comments, My SIL has yet to act his shoe size let alone his age:\

..to got to got to got to TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS!

A gorgeous wife waiting for me to come home so she can show me how much she loves me :ok:

.. a lot of replies to my rather stupid thread..

.......no fizzin' idea what has happened to airship! :{

... a little list
Of society offenders who'd be better underground
and who never would be missed!
They never would be missed!

Better stop there - I'm beginning to sound like draper...!

...a table for six booked at a mongolian barbq tomorrow night - hoorah :D :ok:

.....e-mail.

jetlag and keep nodding off ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

... a splinter in my thumb.:{

.... another 2 hours work - then it's the weekend!!!! YIIPPPEEE!!!

..nothing better to do other than read this pointless thread:{

...to stop posting on this thread...DOH!!!!!!!!!

...a large hole in my front lawn, and a Mars bar in my drawer which I'm keeping for later. :p

A large hole in my Mars bar, and my lawn in the drawer which I'm keeping for later.. ( seed packet!)

Oh and head lice, but that a secret.:( ( Blinkin kids!!)

...News For You", is one of my most favorite UK programmes.
Excellent :ok:

.... to get the hell out of here before "4fitter" gets back an catches me !! She said he was workin late...........

...a stinking cold that has rendered me bed-bound for most of the week:{ and a shiny new iPod to cheer me up. Good God, it's a thing of beauty...:O

...to go and have my dinner now, or tea depending on what part of the country you're from.......yum yum!!:}

a spanking new 3GHz Dell 8300 to play with this weekend:)

Ozzy

... a luverly bunch of coconuts

.....a big red one!

dodgy script to an episode of rainbow (http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_53-1664-Rainbow-The-Innuendo-Script.html)

Its all true I swear!

....herpes, unless someone superglued cornflakes round my mouth while I was sleeping......

...... A Rockin pneumonia and a Boogie Woogie Flu! ;)


Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
:)