View Full Version : I've got..............


timmcat
25th Mar 2004, 17:08
.. a drawer full of black ballpoint pens that do not work.


What you got?



AerBabe
25th Mar 2004, 17:17
... a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

IB4138
25th Mar 2004, 17:18
a box full of single staples:=

Rollingthunder
25th Mar 2004, 17:21
a full box of Bendicks Bittermints..and you can't have any.

HomerJay
25th Mar 2004, 17:22
Ive got.. to wait till the courier arrives till i can leave work for boozer

topcat450
25th Mar 2004, 17:23
a banging headache :{

nosefirsteverytime
25th Mar 2004, 17:26
a gcold *sniff*

*ATCHOO*!

takenthe5thamendment
25th Mar 2004, 17:27
.............a lovely bunch of coconuts!

singaporegirl
25th Mar 2004, 17:30
...rhythm (and music, to fill up allocated length)

surely not
25th Mar 2004, 17:33
a lot of time on my hands at the moment!!

nosefirsteverytime
25th Mar 2004, 17:33
damn you takenthe5th!!!!!!!!

diddly dee dee!

HomerJay
25th Mar 2004, 17:41
a package that STILL hasnt been collected yet. damn courrier

DeepC
25th Mar 2004, 17:42
.....troubles whoaoh
I've got Worries, whoaoh

(Chrispian St Peters)

DeepC

G-ALAN
25th Mar 2004, 17:45
.... no money :{

Bre901
25th Mar 2004, 17:47
... to go home now, see you later !

Flying Farmer
25th Mar 2004, 17:48
wind..... prrrrrttttt :}

singaporegirl
25th Mar 2004, 17:50
Shouldn't that be Flying Farter then?

Davy_MC
25th Mar 2004, 18:01
to think of something origional to post.

DROGNA
25th Mar 2004, 18:11
A small ball of Blu-tack.

Caslance
25th Mar 2004, 18:14
A very very nice 17" TFT monitor......just installed it!! :ok:

Anthony Carn
25th Mar 2004, 18:49
A very nice 9".............. dying to install it.

I really must stop doing this, but I can't help myself. :E

surely not
25th Mar 2004, 19:01
a nice new T610 mobile phone

Caslance
25th Mar 2004, 19:03
Ah, Mr Carn, but my 17" will still work perfectly well after I've been on the Adnam's.........:E

B.L.G Bob
25th Mar 2004, 19:12
....another 7 days stuck in middle of the North Sea on a oversized toilet brush!

Ozzy
25th Mar 2004, 19:15
an idea...

Ozzy

B.L.G Bob
25th Mar 2004, 19:24
....bad grammer, should be "an oversized toilet brush!"

.... a need for another caffine fix.

surely not
25th Mar 2004, 19:25
a lovely home made curry to eat......... yummy

Paracab
25th Mar 2004, 19:31
A load of cold tinnies in the fridge, waiting for me, yay !

brockenspectre
25th Mar 2004, 19:37
youuuuuuuuuu ... under my skin..... I've got youuuuuuuuuuu... deep in the heart of me"!

:E

glad proon is silent as her current cold/'flu renders her usual appalling singing-voice totally unacceptable to living critters hehehhee

B.L.G Bob
25th Mar 2004, 19:37
...a kettle that is not working!

SawThe Light
25th Mar 2004, 20:22
to get over to Paracab's place right now.

Anthony Carn
25th Mar 2004, 20:30
...a kettle that is not working!
If you're going to chuck it, then Mr Draper might like the whistle......he lost his a while back.

The Invisible Man
25th Mar 2004, 20:37
The love of my life close by.

(thinks) Now where's the missus ?

B.L.G Bob
25th Mar 2004, 20:56
.....a 13 amp fuse to fix the kettle.
....the need to visit trap #1 W.C.

Unfortunately, I have not seen the afore mentioned whistle
out here!

NinjaBill
25th Mar 2004, 21:08
... to wait a little bit longer at work, even though i should have finished 4 hours ago, cos the phones in manchester dont work

(some scally has probably nicked them)

G-DESK
25th Mar 2004, 21:28
... a completed report on my desk :ok:
... a rumbling stomach after missing lunch and dinner to finish said report

BALIX
25th Mar 2004, 21:29
... an attitude problem, you bunch of swivel-eyed, parrot faced, foul smelling tossers....

The Invisible Man
25th Mar 2004, 21:35
BALLIX,

Over to the Anyone want an Argument thread right now !

Dead_Heading
25th Mar 2004, 21:37
to get a life at some point

Tall_guy_in_a_152
25th Mar 2004, 21:45
to post in Jet Blast for the first time.

Mirkin About
25th Mar 2004, 22:31
....The bonnet from a V8 Supercar on my dining room wall , better than a painting

Jerricho
25th Mar 2004, 23:13
................ to find out did Cavemen have porn?

Bre901
25th Mar 2004, 23:51
... to leave now, 'cause Mr Jerricho is losing temper :}

I should speak to his Mother-in-law. Her daughter's life must be tough :(

Jerricho
26th Mar 2004, 00:24
.......to find out why Bre thinks I am losing my temper?

And why he thinks my wife has is so tough. :p :p :p

AntiCrash
26th Mar 2004, 02:42
a little dreidle, I made it out of clay...

Ascend Charlie
26th Mar 2004, 04:19
......... you, babe..........

Amabokoboko
26th Mar 2004, 05:39
...a nick that I now regret because it's so bl**dy hard to type :(

Sultan Ismail
26th Mar 2004, 05:40
I got rhythm, I got music
I got my girl (not Singaporegirl)
Who could ask for anything more?

whiz
26th Mar 2004, 08:32
..... a 4.7Mb email which has been coming in for 45 minutes and is still showing only 1% :{ Its got til 1130 and then I'm outa here !!

Kolibear
26th Mar 2004, 09:10
nothing to do and I want to go home :{

Aileron Roll
26th Mar 2004, 09:21
a damn bad hangover can hardly type this

--o-o-0-o-o--
26th Mar 2004, 09:24
"You under my skin"...........

G-ALAN
26th Mar 2004, 09:30
..... a very noisy brother who insists on slamming doors and stomping through the house at all hours of the night. Little bastard woke me up thismorning with his antics :*

HomerJay
26th Mar 2004, 09:49
a plane ticket to florida, two weeks off work, and some flying to do

Aileron Roll
26th Mar 2004, 10:03
to log off now so can go get some McDonalds to cure my hangover

360BakTrak
26th Mar 2004, 10:13
...nothing remotely amusing to write.:{

Maxflyer
26th Mar 2004, 10:15
...to get to Penelope Cruz, now that Tom has dumped her - she needs me!

zarniwoop
26th Mar 2004, 10:37
.....That Friday feeling.

Z

Grainger
26th Mar 2004, 10:58
... a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb.
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone.
I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hands blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
I got electric light,
And I got second sight.
Got amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know,
When I try to get through,
On the telephone to you,
There'll be nobody home.

I got the obligatory Hendrix perm,
And the inevitable pinhole burns,
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I got a silver spoon on a chain.
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.
I've got wild, staring eyes.
And I got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to (-- fly to... fly to... fly to...).
Ooooo Babe,
When I pick up the phone,
There's still nobody home.

I got a pair of Gohill boots,
And I got fading roots...

The Nr Fairy
26th Mar 2004, 11:17
. . . piles which are acting up, and a sore lower back. And I'm flying later . . .

Preparation H, anyone ?

High Wing Drifter
26th Mar 2004, 11:27
...A little bright yellow car

I got a pair of Gohill boots
Yes but do you know where Gohills is? Found it by accident one day.

Jerrichos MIL
26th Mar 2004, 11:32
A Son in law :mad: :mad: :mad: Worse still, a SIL who has removed my darling daughter to the frozen wastes of Canuckland :(
Bre Thank you for your sympathetic comments, My SIL has yet to act his shoe size let alone his age:\

Stockpicker
26th Mar 2004, 11:36
..to got to got to got to TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS!

4fitter
26th Mar 2004, 12:16
A gorgeous wife waiting for me to come home so she can show me how much she loves me :ok:

timmcat
26th Mar 2004, 13:02
.. a lot of replies to my rather stupid thread..

takenthe5thamendment
26th Mar 2004, 13:07
.......no fizzin' idea what has happened to airship! :{

HugMonster
26th Mar 2004, 13:35
... a little list
Of society offenders who'd be better underground
and who never would be missed!
They never would be missed!

Better stop there - I'm beginning to sound like draper...!

GroundGirl
26th Mar 2004, 14:13
...a table for six booked at a mongolian barbq tomorrow night - hoorah :D :ok:

a is dum
26th Mar 2004, 14:15
.....e-mail.

Kolibear
26th Mar 2004, 14:50
jetlag and keep nodding off ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Gainesy
26th Mar 2004, 14:55
... a splinter in my thumb.:{

Bezi l
26th Mar 2004, 15:07
.... another 2 hours work - then it's the weekend!!!! YIIPPPEEE!!!

360BakTrak
26th Mar 2004, 17:04
..nothing better to do other than read this pointless thread:{

...to stop posting on this thread...DOH!!!!!!!!!

spork
26th Mar 2004, 17:30
...a large hole in my front lawn, and a Mars bar in my drawer which I'm keeping for later. :p

The Invisible Man
26th Mar 2004, 17:38
A large hole in my Mars bar, and my lawn in the drawer which I'm keeping for later.. ( seed packet!)

Oh and head lice, but that a secret.:( ( Blinkin kids!!)

a is dum
26th Mar 2004, 17:46
...News For You", is one of my most favorite UK programmes.
Excellent :ok:

Tower Ranger
26th Mar 2004, 18:07
.... to get the hell out of here before "4fitter" gets back an catches me !! She said he was workin late...........

ratsarrse
26th Mar 2004, 18:35
...a stinking cold that has rendered me bed-bound for most of the week:{ and a shiny new iPod to cheer me up. Good God, it's a thing of beauty...:O

360BakTrak
26th Mar 2004, 18:37
...to go and have my dinner now, or tea depending on what part of the country you're from.......yum yum!!:}

Ozzy
26th Mar 2004, 18:37
a spanking new 3GHz Dell 8300 to play with this weekend:)

Ozzy

HugMonster
26th Mar 2004, 19:59
... a luverly bunch of coconuts

Low Fidelity
26th Mar 2004, 20:40
.....a big red one!

dodgy script to an episode of rainbow (http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_53-1664-Rainbow-The-Innuendo-Script.html)

Its all true I swear!

Slim20
26th Mar 2004, 20:42
....herpes, unless someone superglued cornflakes round my mouth while I was sleeping......

Windy Militant
26th Mar 2004, 21:54
...... A Rockin pneumonia and a Boogie Woogie Flu! ;)


Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
:)