I'm on a search for the best headlines..... .. .Trying to track down the Cold Fusion thing on the BBC News website, I came across the following:. .. ."Parrot breeds its way to record" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. .and:. .. ."Legal fight over vibrating joysticks" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="redface.gif" /> . .. .Lucky old parrot, I'd say - and no, I don't think the stories are connected. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />. . . . <small>[ 04 March 2002, 12:51: Message edited by: Grainger ]</small>

The juvinile side of me alway cracks up at the memmory of the headline: . .. ."Missing picture found by tree". .. .Another more morbid one is the appeared over the story of an escaped mental patient who sexually assulted an laundry worker: . .. ."Nut bolts and screws washer"

"Small Earthquake in Chile - Not Many Hurt"

"Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans"

I know it's been posted here before, but I love it

'Fog in Channel. Europe cut off.' :p

http://www.hignfy.net/transcripts.htm. .. .A few of these are the Have I Got News For You missing words rounds from the headlines which may be of use to you.. .. .SFly <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Arbroath Herald, several years ago: 'Man Found Dead in Cemetery.' So ridiculous, it featured on Esther Rantzan's programme, That's Life.