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747FOCAL
18th Dec 2003, 02:30
Lara Croft won't use Iraqi loos
From correspondents in London
December 18, 2003

A CELEBRITY model who once portrayed the swashbuckling Lara Croft has been airlifted out of Iraq because she doesn't like the toilets used by British forces, news reports said yesterday.

Nell McAndrew, 30, was given a helicopter ride on Monday to Kuwait and a luxury hotel, from where she shuttled back into Iraq for morale-boosting pre-Christmas visits to British troops.

"There was some difficulty over the toilets and showers," Squadron Leader Alison Simmonds, a spokeswoman at the British military base in Basra, southern Iraq, told Britain's domestic Press Association news agency.

"A decision was made that she would not be staying and go to Kuwait and stay in a hotel," said Simmonds. "We always rise to a challenge. We do as we are asked to do, if we can accommodate her."

McAndrew, from Leeds in the north of England, is one of several models and actresses who have portrayed the computer game character Lara Croft in real life.

She has also appeared in Playboy magazine, and last year starred in a reality TV show called I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! in which a group of celebrities try to live rough in an Australian jungle.

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DanAir1-11
18th Dec 2003, 08:18
A dump is a dump surely!

Onan the Clumsy
18th Dec 2003, 09:43
but a dump in a dump is a different matter.



She's from Leeds for God's sake. How bad can the Iraqi toilets be?

Ascend Charlie
18th Dec 2003, 10:33
The toilet was typical - a square hole in the ground, with a painted footprint either side of it.

That part didn't worry her, it was the grey-bearded face looking back up at her through the hole....:ooh:

Jerricho
18th Dec 2003, 16:12
Take a dump on the "bearded face" and knick the $750,000!

BlueDiamond
18th Dec 2003, 19:17
an Australian jungle.


With genuine Australian lions perhaps.

:ok:

Jerricho
18th Dec 2003, 19:41
And genuine Brit/US celebs demanding to "get me the hell out of here!"