View Full Version : Where's Tony?


Onan the Clumsy
3rd Oct 2003, 02:58
I haven't seen you make any postings today.

If you don't, than you'll have to make more than 19 tomorrow, just to keep up your average.



Loki
3rd Oct 2003, 03:06
Perhaps he`s unwell. Should we send a card?

Onan the Clumsy
3rd Oct 2003, 03:08
Maybe he went to see the nurse ;)

I hear he can't control himself once he sees those sensible shoes.

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STOP PRESS

I just noticed this in his profile...

Last Posting: 2nd October 2003 16:25

Ric Capucho
3rd Oct 2003, 03:17
Two nuns in a bath. One says to the other "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yes, it does".

Er, I hope that helps.

Ric

Onan the Clumsy
3rd Oct 2003, 03:23
Not much I'm afraid. But thanks anyway.

DBChopper
3rd Oct 2003, 04:37
Slightly off-topic, but I wonder why that joke (which is one of my favourites, by the way) always involves nuns?

Couldn't it be two nurses, or cabin crew, or landscape gardeners, or dentists, or... (you get the idea).

Perhaps of of them had a dirty habit. Dunno. Any clues?

I suppose it's like the one with yet another nun in the bath who hears a knock at the door and calls out, covering herself urgently, "who is it?"

A male voice answers, "just the blind man from the village."

She relaxes - "alright, in that case you can come in."

In he comes - "nice tits luv, where do you want the blind?"

:E

Hilico
3rd Oct 2003, 04:42
Tee hee! When I saw the title of the thread, I thought we were going to see a detailed picture containing lots of stick men and we had to spot the Prime Minister! Like 'Where's Wally'!

Now if I was him (the PM, not Wally) I'd want to hide.

tony draper
3rd Oct 2003, 04:54
Calm yourselves, one has been on a mission of some sensitivity,nowt as queer as folks as we say up here, why would anybody want a camera in a ladies changing room I ask myself. :uhoh:

Onan the Clumsy
3rd Oct 2003, 22:08
Perhaps you could elucidate?

tony draper
3rd Oct 2003, 22:40
Fear not twas a joke, although Drapes was asked to do this once at another female clothing emporium, of course one refused, and warned shopkeeper,that one would be returning to inspect the instalation from time to time, and the camera was installed in a more suitable position in such a way that no amateur could have moved it.
One is not entierly without scruples, besides cheapskate buggah did not offer Drapes enough money.

:rolleyes:

Onan the Clumsy
3rd Oct 2003, 22:58
There was a lawsuit recently where a secretary accused her boss of something similar when she found a video camera installed under her desk.

He had a very good response though that the camera had been taken down when the walls got painted and this had seemed a logical place to put it, where it was out of the way.

Unfortunately though, it was difficult to explain how come the camera was still plugged in and recording. :hmm:

Loki
4th Oct 2003, 01:11
I actually think that Draper is dead and most of the postings attributed to him are the work of a committee pledged to undermine our society.

Onan the Clumsy
4th Oct 2003, 01:23
That's assuming he ever lived....