I'm definitely a Smillie man meself, something about the accent and happy demaenour I think.

What about the rest of you?

:ok:

Cant stand either of them myself.

rt

Vordeman. Smillie's grin gets on me nads (anyway, someone said on a thread once she was a bit of an arse in real life).

Vorderman, definitely...all those wasted afternoons in college spent drooling over Carol's knee-high boots...mmmmmm!! :E

Not Smillie, no. Too many teeth :eek:

Now Vorderman, definitely, although she's looking a bit peaky these days. For heaven's sake woman, eat something !

If it's Carols you are after, may I respectfully suggest the new BBC weather presenter Carol Kirkwood. She's lovely !

Carol Vorderman every time (or any time).:ok:

I suppose both in a Madonna / Britney style would be pushing it???

I suppose both in a Madonna / Britney style would be pushing it???

The mind boggles....mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

:E :E :E

I'd like to unload on Smillies face.

Hmm how long before this is deleted?

Vorderman definately, thinking man's totty!

Having said that, Smillies chin would look nice supporting my nuts. (another one for the chop Bodie?)

:E

hehehe I think this is going to get even worse. :oh:

Oh god! I've created a monster!!

It's got to be old Voldemort, she's got the body, she's got the brains. Just a little over exposed but otherwise .....perfik!

Carol Smileeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Oh puhleeeeeze! :yuk:

Vorderman? Very clever, very up her own backside and I'm absolutely sick and tired of her smug face on the TV whenever I can be bothered to turn it on.

Let's hear it for Natasha Kaplinski :ok:


P.S. George - you're a very naughty boy ;)

I think Vorderman would be a little more...ahem....'open minded' ;)

but then again, I bet she's had her fill of '2 from the top and 1 from the bottom' gags.

Vorderman for choice, but #1 choice at the moment is that weather bint off Sky News. . . the one with the really soft, breathy Irish accent. She's got a face like a sack of spanners. It tightens my nuts right up, so it does.

Biggles,

Bless you! Nasty cold you've got, by the sound of that sneeze on line 4....

Natasha? I agree though, she is a bit of alright. She knocks spots off those other two harpies.

Still prefer Christine Talbot, newslady from Yorkshire TV meself though.

who are these people?

Ozzy

who are these people?


Got to go home now Ozzy - will post some piccies tomorrow.

FYI - they are both TV "personalities" over here in blighty.

Unless some kind soul would have a quick google tonight and post some for me?!

:ok:

Mod squad will have a field day with this when they get out of bed. :D

each to their own I guess, but personally I haven't any interest in either of them

If a=1 and b=2 etc.

Carol is

6 x x 3 11 12 14 7 1 12 15 12 7 8 20

Vorderman, definately. Although if Smillie has that big wad of cash in her hand as usual then I could be tempted.

Hang on, a thread about Carol Vorderman and no Keygrip in the first Reply. He kind of likes her... Send out the missing persons alert!

FxxCKLNGALOLGHT, UL370 ? :confused:

Haven't been on the 16 9 19 19 have we ?

Excuse me - it's UL730 - 7

Didn't think anybody would actually work it out. That's where the thinking process went wrong.

If a = x - y and b= 14x 4.8976 and c = 41

Then Zora Suleman ..........mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Smilies ? Great fun. Especially the :} and the :{. Not keen on the :) .

"Ower Carol" has been looking rather wierd on Countdown of late. Her bottom (ooer) half has expanded phenominally to become even-more-than-previously mismatched with her top half.

So this thread is like asking - "Do you prefer rice pudding or semolina ?"

Answer = :yuk:


(If you pinned me down - God how I love being pinned down - I'd go for Carol. At least we could talk vulgar fractions.)

carol vordeman is a very nice witty intelligent and articualte woman,and is not a sex object to be leered at by less than perfect men like wot in habit this board..

now i shall make nose grow shorter again..glad to see that nit fearon has been banged up again,lying cheating little W @<hidden> *ker

Then Zora Suleman ..........mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Ahh, another R:ISE viewer!

Wouldn't watch it meself apart from 7.25 am and 7.55am when our gorgeous Zora appears. Mornings just wouldn't be mornings without seeing those 2!!

I can see another thread about newsreaders approaching. Probably been done already but just for the record.

Penny Smith
Oh and our lurvly Zora!

:E

Ooops ! Soz, UL :O

Please accept another 360 with my compliments.

Zora, eh ? Nice, but I think I'll stick to the weather reports on the BBC....

Vorderman any day! That put-on accent from Smillie, it's awful. It grates........definitely not Hampshire. Now Clair Short.......she sets your heart racing (because you're running at full speed)

Just for you Ozzy!

Carol Smillie (http://www.stephenpics.co.uk/smillie/ppages/ppage10.htm)

Carol Vorderman (http://www.celebritywonder.com/free/vorder~1_carol_~3.jpg.html)

Enjoy!

Thanks dannyo, now I know what they look like! Well, there's not much doubt, has to be Smillie.:ok:

Ozzy

Good man Ozzy!:ok:

Was there an option to have both? Would choose an Emily over a Carol (Maitlis to be precise) but if I had to choose a Carol, I would be in the Smillie camp. Must agree with Grainger, that there are some BBC weather reporters, mmmmmmmmm……

WP

OUCH…… :ouch:

NOTE TO SELF - I must not comment on BBC weather reporters. Especially when the pilot sitting not more than two metres away has wife that does same.

No contest here:

Carol Smillie, ANY day, or night. :ok: :ok:

Carol Vorderman does not look too bad on the picture Dannyo supplied (but still no match to the sexy Smillie) however, recent appearances of Mrs.Vorderman have shown her now to be too thin, with a bony face and odly shaped figure. Dress sense is not her strongest point either! And you think Carol Smillies voice needs an overhaul? You should listen to Mrs.Vorderman!

Carol Smillie............aaaaaaaaaahh! :cool:

I'm sure there are better piccies of Mrs V around but being a Smillie fan meself....

I think of the Smille/Voldmort, its got to be Voldmort. She is all together better assembled physicallyand mentally.

Mensa rules

Ozzy, is it still possible to wake up looking at at Gillian Barberie in your part of the world ??

Aye, that's Jillian Barberie that does the weather. Don't watch it meself tho'

Ozzy

Had a quick Google and came up with this:

Jillian Barberie (http://www.tvbabes.com/newsbabes/jillian.html)

How could we lure her?

IFTB,

I don't know which edge you're over from, but Vords on Countdown about 3 weeks ago was dressed exactly as a schoolgirl:ok:. I almost e-mailed channel 4 to compliment her, but realised she might take it the wrong way and never do that again!! :uhoh:

I think I would like Gina McKee to serve up two from the top and one from behind please. Thank you very much. (Notting Hill, Forsyte Saga etc. in case you're wondering)

Aye, that's Jillian Barberie that does the weather


however she spells it, she's a babe - got a brain too!!

How could we lure her?


How could she lure me ?? . . . . . . oh that easily !!