Cxorcist - you could well be correct in the troll ID.
You did make me laugh with your black humour about yanks.
Fwiw, despite the never ending self induced fun one (me!) can have at the expense of our colonial cousins, I'd far rather fly with someone like an American exF18 pilot or someone who has cut his teeth on the US regionals, than with a very low hour product of the CX flying trying course at Adelaide.
You guys are fun, especially the ones who wind up easy, but good to fly with none the less.