Who was it back in the old days (Britannias?) who hailed a taxi in New York? When the Yellow Cab drew up, the driver in a broad Brooklyn accent took one look at him and said, "I don't take no fairies in my cab."
Was it Arnie? drew himself up to his full height and, waving his furled umbrella like a wand, replied in his best Noel Coward voice, "Turn to sh*t!"
Last edited by Bergerie1; 18th Jun 2017 at 10:10.