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Old 9th Apr 2017, 11:58
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Old jokes.

This Arrogant Woman Refused To Listen To The Flight Attendant. But His Response Is Gold.

An oldie but a goody.

It reminds me of a story from my days working in UK Air Traffic.

The Biggin hold for Heathrow was full, due fog, and only the zero vis landers had been able to get in.

Inevitably the vis increased and the controller started pulling them off the hold to get the flow going again.

Up piped a Queens Flight BA146 pilot stating his flight should go first as he had "a Princess in the back". (Diana, RIP.)

Immediately a Speedbird Capt got in on the RT (before the London Terminal Controller could reply...wow...some feat, for those aware of how busy London Terminal Control frequencies can get) and stated,

"No, I should go first as I've got two Queens in the back".

The story never went on to state which flight was actually first off Biggin!

And before any body has a pop at me, I am NOT homophobic!

Just two excellent stories IMO.

ENJOY!
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