Cant the bl00dy bloodhound read, keep of the pitch
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There is no such thing as the dog poo fairy
or
Secret trials of arming James Bond's gyro copter with heat seeking missile gets blown out of all proportion when unfortunatly gets a public airing at the annual Mi5 Vs Mi6 cricket tournament
Last edited by Kiltrash; 30th Dec 2012 at 17:46.
Reason: Basic skool boy spelling mistake