Nice one
Heard on a recent Ryan Air flight....
Crew1: "If there is a Mr xyz on board will he make himself known to the cabin crew".
'Boing' and call light goes on.
Crew2 takes Mic: "Can I have your attention please, I'd like to introduce the nice Mr xyz sitting just there". Everyone turns to look. "He's my ex-boyfriend and he just dumped me to marry my best friend".
Nice one!