Judging Time!
I liked Coffman's:
"Yogic Flying Lesson 1 - Effects of Controls "
And Nutloose's:
"Boys, due to the uncertainty of these life ex parachutes I want you all to pull the cord at 10 feet"
"That'll be awfully low be sure, are you sure about dis Sir"
"Be Jesus guys, 10 foot is nothing, if the chute fails you can jump that far"
But I have to award it to Buster with the simple but effective:
"ONE THOUS..*UGH*..."
Take it away Buster (and no gloating to Nuts..)!