Spot of karma for betpump there I see.
Anyway, this reminds me of one of my ex-colleagues who we called Scouser because he was from Liverpool -- we are an inventive bunch here in the City!
He was massive. 300 pounds at least. He had similarly massive friends.
When Liverpool played in Italy somewhere, about 30 oif them booked tickets on the same flight to Rome. They all had to be re-distributed around the cabin as the trim was so badly affected.