Reminds me of a story I read many years ago. A Scottish based airline pilot (genuine) owned a launderette as a sideline. On his regular visits he would usually pop into the newsagent next door for a chat. One day as he was leaving he heard the customer behind him ask the newsagent "Who was that bloke?"
" Oh, he's the guy who owns the launderette next door. Thinks he's a
airline pilot!"
