Those missile sites must be heavily guarded, or as you say dummies, because it would be pretty easy to do what you suggest
Yep, guess they must have thought of that......
I wonder what the ROE is for such an attempt? At a guess something along similar lines as an attempted stop of a MOD motor cycle courier.
Perhaps something along the lines of:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker (lateral and diagonal preferred). Distance is your friend.
9. Use cover and concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the fight details of caliber, stance or tactics. They will remember who lived. You will get your ten minutes of fame at the public board of enquiry where they want to send you to jail for doing as ordered.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Who ever tried it might just have their day spoilt (permanently) No problems then Peter with worrying about trying to find that elusive beast - a virgin.