Be careful Raven11, you need to be aware of the intellect you're dealing with when you take on the likes of Jizzmonkey. I think the 2 posts quoted below (censored for decency but still available for all to see on the iPad thread) give you some idea of the mental prowess of your antagonist:
ok fag boys. just got the new iPad. I ran home like a school girl getting her first period. cool piece of apple crap. now I know what all you pretty fags were going on about!
ok had it a few minutes now and would like to ask u all a question. how do u hold it while mas*****ting? left or right hand? sit it on yr fat ass bellies? do u have a stand? which one is good for w***ing with and which cover is the most c*m proof?
You need to be afraid, very afraid....
STP