GPT - Nothing eventful happened elsewhere in the world aeronautical and Ringmaster Albo continues to struggle with an unknown respiratory tract problem that renders him speechless on any subject aeronautically related.
Minnie Bannister (muffled): What about muffiges?
Henry Crun: Has the minister of Works anything to say? What about the ministry of works, what, where is he?
Eccles: Well I chose all that furniture myself, I chose it, I chose all that furniture myself.
Henry Crun: What is all this about? What are we all here for?
Minnie Bannister: What about the drains in Hackney?
Henry Crun: What about the drains in East Finchley?
Minnie Bannister: Never mind them in Finchley. I live in Hackney and the drains pong!
Seacombe (in background): What about the Welsh reactionaries!
Minnie Bannister: Oh shut up Mr Beddows!
Greenslade: Please (he is interrupted by) Minnie Bannister: Shut up you big steaming nit! (various cries of "shut up" are exchanged)
Greenslade: Please! gentlemen
Minnie Bannister: I'm not a gentlemen!
Greenslade: You said it. Gentlemen this is an inquiry into the cost of a Government building in Colombo.
Henry Crun: Who authorised this?
Greenslade: Oh Mr Eccles here
Eccles: Yeah! I chose all the furniture myself.
Henry Crun: Mr Eccles why did a 7 and sixpenny window seat cost £246.
Eccles: Erm... I resign! You speak to my secretary. You can't talk to a Government minister like that. I won't be out of work long, you see! I'll get that ministry of fisheries job, you watch! I've kept goldfish!
Greenslade: Mr Eccles we are not for one moment doubting your sincerity, it's just your intelligence that's in question.
That was the Goon show and yes, it's all bollocks.
