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RAF trial cybersex for the troops..

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" Yes Sir it converts your brain waves into an image and projects it onto the screen..... Errr hang on Sir, we seem to have a problem, nothing is coming through"

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Redundant RAF Navigators are now being actively recruited to work on Google Street.

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"Ok Sir, that's the helmet fitted, we just need to add the glove to monitor heart rate and perspiration, then insert the rectal probe to measure Sphincter Flutter and we are done".

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"And the visor fits where?..... ahhhh"